Yakusoku wa Iranai----Filked! I do like this song. I like it so much I filked it. Introblurb: I like Yakusoku wa Iranai, really. I only create filks for anime that I like (just look at my Fushigi Yuugi filks). As for the title thingy on the top of the screen in the blue area, there's a little story. While watching Escaflowne when I was staying at my aunt's house down in San Diego last summer, she thought the chorus (the "kimi wo kimi wo" line, specifically) was.... something dirty in Filipino (sounds like it, if you're half deaf, but it's not). You'll be singing slow in some parts, fast in others, but I really tried to edit this thing so that could be avoided. Now, on with the filk. *** When you smell a Deceptant Does anyone feel as sick and nauseous as I do? When you look for Atlantis Does everyone start hallucinating about a Girl from Maboroshi no Tsuki Who runs fast and then screams "DOSHITE?" Big mechas, big mechas always excite me But now I'm starting to call them guymelefs Cat-girls here, cat-girls there...aren't they so kawaii? Even though they do bite Whoa, look at Dilandau Isn't it kinda hard to tell if it's a he or she I think Dilandau's kinda both Who cares let's just make things BURN BABY BUUUURN!!! That dude with dark wings is soo cute! Just look at those arms....URESHII! The Zaibach, the Zaibach is attacking Hurry and call the Tenkuu no Kishii Van-sama, Van-sama, hurry up and save me Let's catch that beam of light If MOle Man would ever turn into a monk Then Dornkirk would be a young bishonen What-EVER at least this has a real ending Unlike Evangelion Allen and Serena make a cute couple Shut up, BAKA! Did you forget they're siblings? I think she belongs with Jajuka, even if he's dog-ish Hitomi stop hogging those two bishonen Just 'cause Amano wasn't your first kiss I just wish they'd hurry up with the movie Then start an OAV *** More blurbs: Allen's one of the Tenkuu no Kishii, right? Someone correct me on that one, please. Oh yeah, I do know there are factual errors. I was also not Dilandau bashing in this filk, so don't bother with indulging your inner pyromaniac with "you bashed Dil-baby" flames. Back to Kourin's FanficsPage Escaflowne's copyrighted by Sunrise, etc. Evangelion's copyrighted by Gainax, etc. I'm not making any money out of this, don't bother suing me. © 1999 Kourin