...your mother has a short-haired, curly perm
...your parents still try to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15
...you ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later, they're still lecturing
...you have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry
...everyone thinks you're CHINESE no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from
...you've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life
...your parents enjoy comparing you to their friend's kids friends...(but when you compare them to other parents, they say, "DON'T COMPARE!")
...your parents say, "don't forget your heritage."
...you drive mostly Japanese cars
...you've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom
...you've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs
...piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back and closet doors
...you hear (your name + ee (optional)+yah!) every time someone calls you.(e.g.,Jean-ee-yah! or Mary-yah!)
...you have NO eyelashes
...idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the every-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc.
...your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin
...the bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner
...at least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses
...your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In korea, we studied even more."
...your parents expect you'll be friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian
...an asian woman comes on campus and people ask, "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"
...your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in the 8th grade!"
...everyone thinks you're good at math
...you like $1.75 movies
...you like $1.50 moves even more
...your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Korea, with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever-so-popular lime green
...your parents insist you marry a Korean
...you either really, really, want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it
...your parents have never kissed you
...your parents have never kissed each other
...you learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents
...your parents say, "you want a stereo?!? When i was your age, I didn't even have shoes!"
...you have 12+ aunts and uncles
...at expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert
...your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say, "Eat it anyway; it's still good."
...you will most likely be taller than your parents
...your parents have either made you play the piano, the violin, or both
...you get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't
...when going to other peoples' houses, you always have to bring a gift
...your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top
...your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both
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