Aliens 5has undergone a name change. Due to talks among our group. The title is being changed to South Park Troopers. South Park Troopers is a parody of our recently acquired Starship Troopers commercial tapes(!). Upon inspection, the aliens looked alot more like squids than insects(yes we HAVE read the book, and we're going to forget the live action movie is called Starship Troopers.) While the Anime isn't exact(after episode 2), it does have immense heckleability(the thing was practically writing itself)This film marks Dr. Claw's premiere as a script writer.

After graduating from South Park High, Kenny contracts a violent case of rabies. Being a failure as the star players of the South Park Lovey-Dovies, Stan, Cartman, Kyle, and your other South Park favorites decide to enlist in the colonial marines after a healthy dose of Weightgain 4000, leaving Kenny behind to do what he does best--DIE! They are led into battle against the evil bugs by none other than Chef! Watch as they advance through the ranks, use powered armor, and defend humanity against the killer Sushi. Guaranteed to please--coming...eventually.