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YOU'LL LAUGH! YOU'LL CRY! YOU'LL SCHMALZ! (I did)

Five "Jews with 'tudes" join together to combat evil in Aardvark Anime's first live-action feature: Super Dyna Warrior Jewish Rangers! Something has reared its ugly head in the conservative, christian-populated town of Hasbrotown: Louie Ferriswheel, new leader of the Notion of Islam. He and his army of evil Slams-- mindless, autonomous drones--are holding the town in thrall as they begin their plans to wipe out all ethnic groups that do not live up to Ferriswheel's standards. Keeping the law officers at bay with ongoing rants and bad calypso music, it looks like a sheer victory for Ferriswheel. But there is one thing he didn't count on: The Jewish Rangers. Led by the almighty mastermind Rabbi and his faithful robot assistant Goyim, five jewish teenagers from Haberotown have been chosen to be the soldiers of Rabbi's (extremely small) army of do- gooding, politically-correct, highly obnoxious teachers of the faith. Taking on the roles of Matzoh, Gefilte, Lox, Geld, and Dreidel, the five rangers take off to do battle against Ferriswheel and his Slam army. They will fight incredible odds against the Bad Calypso, Slam enforcers, and they will need to use their combined powers and form up Mega-Jew to fight the ultimate weapon: Tyson Robo. This movie is guaranteed to give the enema to political-correctness that it so rightly deserves.

Comments for Jewish Rangers:

"I can't believe you're going there!" - Otaku nationwide
"I was schvitzing through the whole thing!" - various rabbis
"I don't get it." - The French

YOU'LL LAUGH! YOU'LL CRY! YOU'LL SCHMALZ! (I did)

Read a teaser segment of the script!