1 "> ~ Assemble Insert -part one
line to line transltation
Diasuke Suzuki
abbriv's
Ma: Maron Namikaze
Ha: Chief Hattori
1: err let's see.. man #1
2: need I say anthing for the rest?
3:
4:
De: Professor Kyozaburou Demon
Sh: Professor Ryohei Shimokawabe
Note on the models:
The members of Tokkou-ka are modeled after following people.
-Hattori
Takashi Fukuda, the editor who paved the way to Masami Yuhki's debut on Shonen
Sunday. The live one looks just about the same as the anime version.
-Man #1
Yutaka Izubuchi, the mech designer of Patlabor. He made appearence in Patlabor
manga version as Utsumi's man. Assemble version is based on Izubuchi-san after
he shaved off his whiskus.
-Man #2
Masami Yuhki, the original manga artist himself.
-Man #3
Shouji Kawamori, the mech designer of Macross TV version, and the director of
the movie version. He also did supplemental mech design of Patlabor the movie
(labor carrier, heavy transport and other aircrafts).
-Man #4
Yutaka Yoneda, illustrator of Parallel Creation. He also worked extensively on
the first Patlabor Sunday Grahics...
jargons of (Japanese) entertaiment world.
splitter: comercial break in TV.
"Good morning": greeting when they come to work. Since most of these mass
media business people work in various working cycles, this's unified greeting.
"Good afternoon": greeting whey they leave.
main story: the main part of program, that is, if it's McGuyver, it's the story
part of McGuyver, not the opening or ending credit, or the commercial break
"Part 1"
"Kougaman"
(All I'll say about this is that this's a parody of "Dynaman" genre that Masami
Yuhki did in his first major hit in Shonen Sunday "Ultimate Superman R")
3: All new original story?
1: This has original manga though..
"Thank you, these three, right?"
???????
2: ?.....
"These three, right?"
??
2: !!!!
"Powered suits ahead!! Pull over!!!!!! Pull over to the left"
Kaboon!!
"!!!!! You're under arrest!!"
"SHUDUP!!"
"Stop resisting!!"
"Hihihihi. Officers, where did my friends go?"
"!!!!"
boing bash!!!
"Hmm.. See that, indopetemt cops.
"Hihihi!"
"More eraseheads are coming... Farewel officers!! HAHAHAHA!!!!"
op "Assemble Insert" (verse one, only)
Hiroko Kasahara
Standing up firmly, and glaring eyes catch fire
And can't remember the line.....
Loud claps and bright flashes on the back,
Super heroine challenges the battle.
"No," shying out, wriggling hand
Blow away, bash away. Scrap in a matter of a minute!
Stormy show-time of miracle heroine,
A battle for the debut.
A smile make your heart flatter.
Idol of justice's wholehearted story
You only have one talent,
But you know, you're the star!
"The damge caused by the raid of Demon Seed is total of 26 banks and jewrly
shops mostly around Adachi Ward and Toshima Ward in this year. The damage in
cost is over 1.9 billion yen. The police not only have no way of arresting
them, but they also has been spreading around damages to civilian buildings
during chases. The ministries in charge are just holding their heads in regard
to this matter. Now the next news.."
Ha: Ha, they're making idiots out of themselves..
3: Chief, The bank's security camera recorded every minute of the raid.
Ha: And can we ID the criminals from it?
3: That, we can't tell until we see the tape, can we?
Ha: And what could this be?
3: Don't you know her? The most popular singer right now, Kagiri Sonoba.
Ha: What's this?
3: This clothing, you think you can see, but can't.. Great isn't it?
Ha: I don't mean that. Is this the video of the bank security?!
3: The bank's tape hasn't arrived yet. THis, I just rented from downstairs.
1: Oh, Kagir-chan? Great. Doesn't her eyes look like Akina Nakamori?
3: Oh, you think so too?
Ha: You idiots..
1+3: !!!!!!!
Ha: Cut out a music video at time like this!!!!!!!
2: ?
Ha: Where the hell do you think you are?!!!
1: Anti Demon Seed Section, Special Operation Section, isn't it?
Ha: And don't you guys get depressed? The only prestigeous thing is the title,
and in essense we're completely government work (in other words, doing
nothing)!!! And we end up drumped into a thrid floor of some rental office
building at North Ikebukuro..
3: It's not all that bad, though, chief. A video rental shop is on the first
floor, so it's pretty convinient.
1: And it's close to the station, and sunny.
Ha: Sure. It's sure sunnny. During the evening!!!!! The only key to our
future is, the increase of minimal wage in this Tokkou-ka (shor form of
Tokushukousaku-ka, Special Operation Section), 2 days off a week, making it
into the ideal working place with complete coverage by welfare, SOLELY REST ON
THIS PROJECT!!
1: But Chief Hattori, it's such an bold project. Choose the hero against Demon
Seed by audition.. Who on Earth came up with this idea?
Ha: I did.
....
Ha: I WROTE AND FORWARDED THE PLAN WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND THE @#$$% PLAN GOT
THROUGH!!! GOT ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!!????? weep, I can't believe in
this world anymore..
3: You made him cry...
1: But chief.. What about the battle armor suits that the hero of justice is
going ..!!
Ha: Some professor is building it at a lab.
("saru" means "certain "or "some" as well as "monkey". Thus come the monkey
after wards.)
1: Some professor..
3:Some?
2: Monkey?...
scratch..
"combat powered armored suits 1"
Sh: OK, done! Done!! hihihi!
"Now let the 1st Hero Audition Final begin!! 28 finalists who passes the
nation-wide preminaries!! Who will win the glory?!"
"Hattori-kun, have you really held the preminary?"
Ha: Naah, It's not "Hattori", but "hattari (bluff)". The matter was rather
urgent, so we picked at random.
"#1, Yoshiko Mikawa-san from Tokyo!! "
ooh.
"Oh, she's good looking."
Ha: But let's see what she's got.. Then, let's see your talent.
"Mikawa-san's talent is to bend an iron bar! Then, let's see her do it!"
hmm!!!
"She's great.
Ha: Prime minister, she's no good. If she has to look like Incredable Hulk
everytime she put her strength.. She look too obviously strong. She can't be
an idol...
"Then, next, #7, Hideo Oikawa-kun from Hokkaido!"
"I'll eat rice!!"
...................
"OK, OK, thank you.. Next #11!!"
push ups, gastro camera.. knunchack....
"ATATATATATATATATAT.. !!!!"
balance atct.. karate..
"hmm ATA!! OUCH!!!
"Let's see next is.. Oh, the last one. #28!! #28 please come in! #28
where are you!!"
3: Wait!! We still have one more left!
"Looks like he went home. #28!!
Ma: er..
" ? Who are you"
Ma: A..I'm #28, Maron Namikaze from Saitama, grade 8.
Ha: Wonder if I should write the letter of resignation before I get fired..
And why did you apply for this audition, miss?
Ma: Er.. I didn't aplly for it, my ma.. mother and sis.. older sister ... a..
applied I wasn't too interested.. ma,..mother and si..older sister sent the
application before I knew it.. And made me go.. but I was a bit interested..
Ha: YOU WIN!!!!!!! LISTEN!! YOU'RE FINAL WEAPON AGAINST DEMON SEED, AS OF
TODAY!!!
Ma: ???? ?????
Ha: alright!!!!!
3: What are you doing!! The ball!! the celebration ball!!
1: !! ?
"Sorry, we took it away a while ago.. oops!"
1: Right.
2:?
1: So, she wins. In most cases, isn't it about time to put the splitter? 3:
The splitter?
2: True..
gulp gulp
CM....
(A live action shot of two girls, who're doing voices in Assemble Inset, Hiroko
Kasahara (Maron) and Maria Kawamura (Kagairi Sonoba), conquering a jungle gym
of some park. On looking kid "Are they stupid or something?" Then they drink
a bottle of a caffeine drink, one of those facts of daily life of animators.
No, I don't think I'll translate everything here...)
Ha: So, is the commercial over yet?
3: Yes.
Ha: Damn it. What can I do but drink ? It's illegal to use the product in the
main story..
"Neppu Shojo"
(I'll translate it if I have time afterwords..)
"No, that's a logo of a caramel, right? Lighter, and more flexible..
Ma: Yes..
"You're girl, so you should be able to dance cuter, right? Let's do it from
ta, tadah tatam."
3: The police is being hated more..
Ha: Obviously..
3: But if we have to go up against Demon Seed by seer power, there's bound to
be damages in vesicity..
Ha: Exactly. It'll be like that at any rate.
3: And the same thing will happen even if we pit Maron-chan against them.
Ha: Think about it. Some filthy looking middle aged men of riot police running
around, damaging the town, and letting Demon Seed get away, or some cute girl
like Maron, sure she might spread damages around, but also inflict serious
damage to Demon Seed. Which would be welcomed better? It's obvious, right?
3: Oh, I see.
Ha: The stage costu.. I mean the battle powered suits will complite, too. It's
gonna be the birth of idol of justice who can sing and dance as well.
3: When will her debut be?
Ha: Don't be hasty! Tell others, too! Maron is our future. Don't be in hurry
, hasty or impatient and let her gow up slowly.
"This must be the secret base of Demon Seed."
"You know, in TV this's the kind of house that evil society has its
headquarter. "
"The name plate is Demon.."
" Yeah, isn't it neat if this is the den of Demon Seed?
De: Mhhhh Hahahahaha!! Nobody would think that this is residence.
"Professor, we're done moving them."
De: Good.
"But what do we do with this much money?"
De: Split them up, and use it quickly.
"Are you sure, professor?"
De: Money shines the best when it is wasted. To begin with, I, Kyozaburo
Demon, can get any money as much as I want whenever I want. You understand
me, gentlemen? The my idea, the techinique to handle that, and the brain to
make it happen.
clap! clap!!
"Wow great speech."
"I admire him."
"Really"
etc..
mhhhhhh
rrrrr rrrrrrrrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrr
De: Police? It's me, Demon. I'll tell you where i'll raid next.
"Hello?"
De: Stop joking around, and listen!
"I see, Yes, I'm taking a memo! I see. Yes!"
"Thank yopu for waitng. Where's the delivery to?"
"Wrong phone number, but it lookd like a important. I guess I should tell the
other isde."
Ha: Listen, the date of Maron's debut is set. May 5th at noon.. The place is
Ikebukuro Department Store, 6th floor Art Museum...
1: Art museum?
3: Funny place for the debut.
Ha: That's the mid date for the Ancient Mu Empire Artifact Exhibit. The Demon
Seed announced that it'll raid there.
1: Raid by Demon Seed?!
3: We can't put Maron-chan in that kind of dangerous situation!
Ha: YOU MORONS!!! We chose Maron to pit against Demon Seed in the first place,
remember?!!!! Just because she's taking singing and dancing lessons, she aint
in entertainment business!!!
1: Right...
Ha: Damn it.. What're you thinking?...
KABOON!!
Sh: Hello, I'm Professor Shimokawabe as you introduced me right now.
Ha: Will quit appearing out of the blue?!!
Sh: All I did was to follow the original manga. (takes out Assemble Insert,
the manga book) See?
1: You don't necessarily follow the original story that accurately..
Ha: What's done is done. Phone Maron. We'll do the size adjustment!
Ma: What?... Do I have to dressed up like this?...
Sh: That's my latest powered suits, knitted with ultramagnetic fiber. 8 hours
of charging and works for 30 minutes! (Why does this remind me of a portable
CD player?.... DS) See, this switch? Like this. A magetic field will form
between clothes and protect the skin.
2: Her sexuality is undevloped, sensitivity is great.
3: What're you scrribling?
CRASH!
3: ?
Sh: Such a powerful girl.. hm. I'll give you a lecture about the develpmet.
First the powered suit looked inelegant like this before the audtion, but a
girl passed the audition, so, I did a little modification and thus now the suit
look like this (pseudo-leotard).
1: Gee, that was simple enough..
Ha: So, how do you feel?
Ma: Embarrassing.
2: Feeling is embarrasing.
3: Hm I guess that's minor defect, but we can live with that..
Sh: This suit doesn't have any defect!!! No prblem with hard movements!
Fits perfectly!! No side leak structure (yokomore kouzou).
(Is this suit supposed to something like a napkin?! DS)
2&4"............."
Ha: I know they gonna say something. I know they gonna say it..
2: !
4: Yokomori Ryouzou.
(the accordionist who appears on NHK singing contest on Sundays. He actually
played a piece in that cut, and staff made a mini drama in the sound track for
the joke sake.)
2: I wanted to say that!
Ha: Leave them alone.
Ma: The line is.. first face the front, and...
1: Don't worry, you practiced that much.
Ma: But...
1: Don't worry, We'll be watching, so if something comes up, we'll take care
of it.
3: Hey, chief should be here pretty soon..
1: OK.
Ma: Can I go to washroom?
1: Sure..
2: Fifth time of the day. Seems to be rather upset..
1: What're you recording for?
"We know that you're debuting a giat new comer on today's Demon Seed raid, but
isn't it a bit too cheap that the budget from the audtion to the debut is well
under 100 million?"
"It's government funded, right?"
Ha: Listen, even if we spend like 3 billion or 4 billion for the debut, all
it'll do is to bore the audiences?
"Is that so?"
Ha: I mean look at some that spent 3 billion. They aren't exactly up to it,
are they? First is to create the succes story. Why don't look forward to the
noon at the raid of Demon Seed? That's gonna be the beginning of Maron
Namikaze's super heroine legend.
Ha: 8 seconds to the raid. 7, 6, 5..
Ma: I wanna go to wash room!
Ha: It's too late.
3: 3
1: 2
Ha: 1
3: Zero.
2: There they are!!
3: The powered suits bandits!!
1: So prompt on the time..
2: They're over here, too!!
De: Hahahaha, Demon Seed will be taking these great ancient Mu artifacts.
"Professor, your lines are always so great."
De: Of course, I'm genuine mad scientist. Take them out.
Ha: Now, go for it, Maron. What's wrong, Maron?
Ma: I'm scared..
Ha: What you need right now is confidence. Don't worry, you have the super
strength that you were born with. That's your talent, isn't it?
Ma: Chief..
Ha: Take confidence. You have the power to do it.
De: No resistance, today? So, they finally learned that they can't beat me.
Those fools.
Ma: I'll do it.
Ha: Maron....
Ma: I'll do my best!
Ha: I see..
De: Take this, too.
!! heeve..
De: The only remaing is the room in the end. We'll tkae the statue of the
queen, too. !
Ma: Sorry!! I forgot the line!!
........
"Get out of the way, wench!! You gonna get hurt!"
Ma: Yeeek!
boink! crush..
"Uh oh.. it's smoking.."
De: Wh.. what...
"You!!!"
De: !! What's this little girl?....
1: Good going, Maron!
3: Make the debut like that!!
Ma: I'm Maron Namikaze!! Nice to meet you!!
"Holly.."
"A girl beats the pwered suits bandits.."
"So, I said Demon Seed is getting wiped out. Yes, I got the photo!"
"Professor!"
De: Bettwer retreat for today....!!!!! a.aa.a..aaaaaa
Ma: Good afternoon!!!
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
3: Alright, chief!! We won!!
Ha: Sure, we won.. but......
r rrrrrrrr rrrrr
1: Yes, This's Tokkou-ka.. Yes.. er.. I see... I'm really sorry about that.
Yes..
Ha: Hm.. she did become 3 billion new comer after all....
"Maron Namikaze Debute!"
"Damgaes to the Art Exhibition Over 3 billion!"
(oops..)
2: Chief, complain from Mu Art Society!!
4: Women's society
1: From Metroplitan Police.
3: Yes, this's Tokkou-ka, !! Yes! Right away!!! Chief, it's from prime
minister! Chief, please answer!!
1: Chief, this one first!
2: No, this one first!!
3: This one first!!
2: This one came first!!
1: What about it, ithis one is from Metroplitan Police!
3: Bozo!! This one is from Prime Minister!!!!
1: So, who is bozo!
2: You're the bozo!
1: WHAT?!
3: Chief, prime minister!!
2: !! Cheater!!
4: Women's society..
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Ha: Hm.. she did become 3 billion new comer af
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