Disclaimers:  Yoshihiro Togashi-sama owns all YYH characters!  All people belong  
to themselves, and the HnFC Belongs to all of us.  
 Here's a Short Unnamed Parody......
Part 1...  (or...me feeling Evil)  
Theresa:  *clears throat*  Welcome to our First Annual HnFC Meeting.  

Theresa:  And as the club name goes, our special guest today is Hiei-mar---Hiei himself.  

*motions towards a bound-and-in-a-peguin-suit-Hiei*  

Hiei:  MMMMMPPPFFHHHHHHH!! &%*&@%#^$%$%^$^@#@@@@!!!  (translation:  GET ME OUT OFF THIS DAMN SUIT!!!)  

*WHACK*  

Theresa:  Oops.  Wrong Costume.  

*rips off the Penguin Suit and hands it over to Denise*  

Denise:  *walks happily away with the Penguin Suit*  

Hiroe:  And today's agenda:  A little Votation process....a nice little speech here by Hiei-mar---Hiei,  a nice little popcorn session showing our favorite object of affection's greatest (and funniest) Moments.. and...we will be handing out a manual of how to operate the UPC...  

Theresa:  Er..I scratched that out.  The UPC belongs to Denise-chan and Denise-chan only.  

Hiei:  *struggles out and flit---runs away*  

Denise:  *lugs out the UPC and pushes the Red Penguin Button*  

UPC:  *extends arms*  *whirrrrr*  

Arcina:  Only 5 seconds to go.....  *snaps open an umbrella*  

HnFC members:  An umbrella?  What for?  

Ritz:   5...4...  

Eksdj:  3...2...  

Denise:  1!  ~WAI!  

*THUD THONK CONK CLONK POW SOK PLINK CRASH*  

Denise:  *humms to herself*  

*About 100 penguins fall from the Sky*  

Denise:  *wades through the pile of Penguins*  

Penguins:  SQWEEE!!!  

Denise:  *spots Hiei*  HIEI-CHANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!  *GLOMP*  

Hiei:  #&$^&^*@%#^!%$@%&$%#$#^!%@!!!!!!  

Theresa:  *coughs*  Um...now for our little officership battle--er, picking..  

*whips out a small bowl filled with papers*  

Theresa:  Here's the list of nominees....made by yours truly.  

*gets pelted with tomatoes*  

(Oi...Arcina, Cat and Eks!  What about your titles?)  

Theresa:  *ducks*  Ritz!  

Ritz:  Hiei-chan!!! *GLOMPS TIGHTER*  

Hiei:  Oi!!! #$^@%#^&^$%$&%@!@!!!!!!  

Theresa:  Hiroe-chan....  

Hiroe-chan:  *bows*  

Theresa:  Denise-chan....  

Denise:  *stands up clutching  Hiei-mar---HIEI)*  

Theresa:  And me...  

*gets pelted with veggies*  

Theresa:  *whips out a raincoat*  And....  

Hiroe-chan:  Great.  I get Secretary.  *stares at her paper in disbelief*  

Denise:  WAI~!  I GET TO BE KEEPER OF THE PENGUIN SUIT!  

Hiei:  Hn....#&$%&#$%^$%^$%!&@!!!!!  

Ritz:  VICE-PRESIDENT!  YAHOO!!!  

Theresa:  Oi, guys!  YOu weren't supposed to pick yet!  

HnFC members:  ...........  *grumbles*  

Theresa:  And our final candidate......  

Loud Booming Voice:  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! And I, Shuuichi Minamino, shall claim the presidency!  

*clanking sounds*  

Kurama:  MWAHAHAHA!!!!  I get the presidency!

Theresa:  *smirks*  Maybe you should try reading the paper FIRST. 

Kurama:  *snort*  What else would it say besides "Presdi---CLUB MASCOT??????" 

Theresa:  *smirks*  Congratulations.  *shoves a rumpled Bunny Suit towards Kurama*  

Kurama:  ........  *wails*  WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!  

Hiei:  Hn.  Stupid fox.  *shakes head*  

Theresa:  ..........  *pounds Kurama*  

Hiroe-chan:  HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!  WHAT_ARE_YOU_DOING_TO_KURAMA?!  

*CONK POW THUD*  

Denise:  Due to the explicity of the next few parts, it is now rated R-18.   <censor censor>  

Denise:  BAKA NO GOVERNMENT CENSORS!!!  

Stay tuned...for chapter 2.  The rest of the agendas....hehehe....  



****OWARI 8/17/98*****  

Dan:  There!  Another fanfic!  You can't fire me!  
Theresa:  ..........  <stuffs Dan in a Penguin Suit>  
Hiei:  Somehow..it doesn't seem to fit.  
Dan-maru:  #$^@%&^#!@%$&!%^@!!!!!!  
Theresa:  Kind of lame....oh well.  ^^;;  
 
©1998 Theresa-chan