Disclaimers: Yoshihiro
Togashi-sama owns all YYH characters! All people belong
to themselves, and the HnFC Belongs to all of us. Theresa: And as the club name goes, our special guest today is Hiei-mar---Hiei himself. *motions towards a bound-and-in-a-peguin-suit-Hiei* Hiei: MMMMMPPPFFHHHHHHH!! &%*&@%#^$%$%^$^@#@@@@!!! (translation: GET ME OUT OFF THIS DAMN SUIT!!!) *WHACK* Theresa: Oops. Wrong Costume. *rips off the Penguin Suit and hands it over to Denise* Denise: *walks happily away with the Penguin Suit* Hiroe: And today's agenda: A little Votation process....a nice little speech here by Hiei-mar---Hiei, a nice little popcorn session showing our favorite object of affection's greatest (and funniest) Moments.. and...we will be handing out a manual of how to operate the UPC... Theresa: Er..I scratched that out. The UPC belongs to Denise-chan and Denise-chan only. Hiei: *struggles out and flit---runs away* Denise: *lugs out the UPC and pushes the Red Penguin Button* UPC: *extends arms* *whirrrrr* Arcina: Only 5 seconds to go..... *snaps open an umbrella* HnFC members: An umbrella? What for? Ritz: 5...4... Eksdj: 3...2... Denise: 1! ~WAI! *THUD THONK CONK CLONK POW SOK PLINK CRASH* Denise: *humms to herself* *About 100 penguins fall from the Sky* Denise: *wades through the pile of Penguins* Penguins: SQWEEE!!! Denise: *spots Hiei* HIEI-CHANNNNNNNNNNN!!!! *GLOMP* Hiei: #&$^&^*@%#^!%$@%&$%#$#^!%@!!!!!! Theresa: *coughs* Um...now for our little officership battle--er, picking.. *whips out a small bowl filled with papers* Theresa: Here's the list of nominees....made by yours truly. *gets pelted with tomatoes* (Oi...Arcina, Cat and Eks! What about your titles?) Theresa: *ducks* Ritz! Ritz: Hiei-chan!!! *GLOMPS TIGHTER* Hiei: Oi!!! #$^@%#^&^$%$&%@!@!!!!!! Theresa: Hiroe-chan.... Hiroe-chan: *bows* Theresa: Denise-chan.... Denise: *stands up clutching Hiei-mar---HIEI)* Theresa: And me... *gets pelted with veggies* Theresa: *whips out a raincoat* And.... Hiroe-chan: Great. I get Secretary. *stares at her paper in disbelief* Denise: WAI~! I GET TO BE KEEPER OF THE PENGUIN SUIT! Hiei: Hn....#&$%&#$%^$%^$%!&@!!!!! Ritz: VICE-PRESIDENT! YAHOO!!! Theresa: Oi, guys! YOu weren't supposed to pick yet! HnFC members: ........... *grumbles* Theresa: And our final candidate...... Loud Booming Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! And I, Shuuichi Minamino, shall claim the presidency! *clanking sounds* Kurama: MWAHAHAHA!!!! I get the presidency! Theresa: *smirks* Maybe you should try reading the paper FIRST. Kurama: *snort* What else would it say besides "Presdi---CLUB MASCOT??????" Theresa: *smirks* Congratulations. *shoves a rumpled Bunny Suit towards Kurama* Kurama: ........ *wails* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?! Hiei: Hn. Stupid fox. *shakes head* Theresa: .......... *pounds Kurama* Hiroe-chan: HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! WHAT_ARE_YOU_DOING_TO_KURAMA?! *CONK POW THUD* Denise: Due to the explicity of the next few parts, it is now rated R-18. <censor censor> Denise: BAKA NO GOVERNMENT CENSORS!!! Stay tuned...for chapter
2. The rest of the agendas....hehehe....
****OWARI 8/17/98***** Dan: There!
Another fanfic! You can't fire me!
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