Okay, as Keeper of the Penguin Suit, I've been granted the right to write up the penguin suit explanation. ^.^ Some of you might remember my last explanation....
Hiei: First that damn Nyan Nyan suit, and now this...
Kurama: I like it.
Hiei: .......
Denise: Ummmm, anyways, like last time, my commentaries are in white, quotes are in blue.

Okay, it all started on the TML. We were talking about how Hiei says "Hn" all the time, and I said:

Does everyone know that Sanrio penguin, Batz-maru? I used to have a sticker sheet with a bunch of him saying "hn"; ....between that and his hair, I think he's really Hiei in a penguin suit.

Yup, this time it was all my fault. ^_^;; Anyways, on the TML, since it's pretty much anything goes, I'm always looking for something that counts as spam, so Hiei will show up. (since he's sooo much cuter when he's in some silly Spam Police outfit ^.^) So I was talking about something random, and wrote:

ne, Theresa, does this count as OT?
penguin Hiei: SPAM!
me: kawaii!!!! (dunno which is cuter, Hiei dressed as a Nyan Nyan, or Hiei dressed as a penguin ^_^ )

Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought that Hiei dressed as a penguin was cute, since Hiroe wrote:

GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HIEI PENGUIN!!

I think that about says it all. ^.^ Anyways, I became completely obsessed with the idea of Hiei as a penguin (you wouldn't believe how much silly Batz-maru stuff I own ^_^;; ). Hiei began to get dressed up as a penguin at the drop of a hat...whether it was for a certain flavor lollypop (always irrisitable to TML bishounens ^.^), or to be the Spam Police, or because he got stuffed into it, Hiei's always ending up as a penguin....and usually a penguin being glomped on by some HnFC member. ^.^

Lately it seems that I'm always having to rescue my Hiei-maru (as Theresa nicknamed him) from Kurama, who likes to sneak off with him....but now I have my UPC (Ultimate Penguin Catcher), so--
Kurama:"my Hiei-maru" .....!?
Denise: yeah, mine. I'm Keeper of the Penguin Suit, so Hiei-maru is mine!
Kurama: We'll see about that. ROSE W(H)IP!!!
Denise: Will you stop with the inside jokes, already? I don't need to write any more explanations....

Really, I could write pages on Hiei-maru. But, since I've told the basic story about the penguin suit, I think that's enough. If you really want to read more about him, you can check out the TML archive by following the link above....or you could join the list....that's much more fun. ^.^