sInCe i pErSoNaLLy LiVe iN sAn FrAnCisCo n i"M a aSiAn i dEcIdE tHaT i sHoULd pUt tHiS iN mAh pAgE.. eNjOy ^.^ TOP 25 ways to know you are CALSF (Cool Asian Livin San Francisco)


1) You live in Richmond, Chinatown, or Sunset

2) Hella rascist, especially against Russians

3) HELLA GOOD AT MATH!!!!~!~!~!~!

4) Even if you are not Chinese you still know what, DIEU NAY LO MO means........ just as long as you are asian

5) Goto the following Middle Schools: Presidio, Roosevelt, or Hoover

6) Goto the following High Schools: Wash, Lowell, or Lincoln

7) Want to goto the following Colleges: UC Berkely, UC Davis, UC San Diego, or any UC school.. only some goto Ivy League

8) GUYS--Owns a pair of timberland boots and nike shoes.. (one of the two is fine)..
GIRLS--Owns a pair of shoes from Nine West or some out in da cuts brand... like stuff at stonestown and stuff....also.. got a pair of nikes

9) Guys get mad cause girls can wear dat stuff wit no name brand when guys always gotta sport the, Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, Structure, Gap, Old Navy, Ralph Lauren, or Timberland..

10) wants the FoBCaR.. Integra, Any Honda, or small japanese car..... got the blue fog lights, lowered like 4-10 inches off da ground, some thingn danglin off da rear view mirror, has to be a STICK (goes faster), hella stickers and stuff all over your car, and last but not least..... even if you are not chinese.. you got your chinese last name sticker somewhere on the car

11) HELLA GOOD AT MATH!!!~!~!~!~!~!

12) YOU HAVE TO HAVE A PAGER!!!!! for sure!!!!!! oh yeah.. and C- Phones is a good add on to have.. but every 5 minutes you gotta take it out of your pocket like you thought somebody called you.... when everybody knows.. it aint hooked up...

13) YOU MUST KNOW PAGER CODE!!!!! IF YOU DON"T THEN......4011-8123-170-70176312-8-6007-851817

14) HELLA GOOD AT MATH!!!!!~!~!~!~!

15) Has AOL

16) When you goto your native restraunt you always gotta speak the Language even if it is hella bad..
Japanese- orderin the sushi and gotta, a must, you have to.. do it with the japanese accent.. always you always get pissed when the white people sittin behind you.. say," Hello, can i have some sashimi??" then when they take the order, the white people always try to be cute and stuff.. they say," Arigatou" sounds hella jacked... you just wanna kill em
Chinese- order something that white people don't know.... none of that sweet and sour pork, egg foo young, or chor suey at any chinese resteraunts.. cause you wanna show off your chinese skills..... yut boong (pound) chow fun sup chow (big ass noodles with hella gravy)
Vietnamese- order somethin that all other asians don't know... none of dat. Pho Tu Do.. cause everybody else knows that....especially thanks to da restraunt on....11th and clement
Philipino- order something that everybody does not know!!... you can not have Lumpia...... even if it tastes hella good

17) People always associate San Francisco with gays....we asians can't stand that stuff.... we wanna kill like all of them!

18) in 1997 the Eastcoast look is commin up for guys......you know.... TImberland boots, pants all up in da boots, preferably Cargo pants, Mecca or Fubu shirt, got a New York hat that is anything but their team colors..... in 1997 the Flairs and maternity shirt is comin up for girls... you know.... got the flairs with hella thingies on dem, got the maternaity shirt on (hella flowers and stuff), and got the plain white shoes...

19) the word: HELLA must be in your vocabulary.. and you have to use it HELLA times

20) you shop at... Stonestown, Downtown, or Serramonte

21) HELLA GOOD AT MATH!!!~!~!~!

22) Girls are always mad...... cause guys don't ever want to get in there Neo prints in J-town......

23) J-town bowl is a gangsta hang out... and you know this so you don't go at night.. but durin da day-time.. it is coo.. Stonestown is coo though.. hangin out there... don't buiy much.. but just walk around

24) you have to listen to: 94.9, 106, 95.7.....

25) last and definatley not least..... THE FINAL RULE OF A CALSF (nOt tOLd fOe sUm rEaSoN.. sOwwIe)
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