sUm oF tHiS iS HeLLa sToOpiD n mEssEd, bUt i gUeSS sUm aRe tRu tOo.......

~*~sTuFF gUyS LiKe....
1. u gOsTa sMeLL gOoD... BaTh aNd bOdY wOrKs (cOuNtRy aPpLe oR rAsPbErRy).... CooL wAtEr fEr wOmEn, cK bE, oR aNyTiNg eLsE tHaT sMeLLs gOoD
2. dREsS dEcEnT... a CoLLaReD sHiRt wiD a vEsT oR pLaiD sHiRts wiD a tAnK oR a sHiRt uNdEr iS kEwL.... mUsT wEaR fLaiRs oR sUpErBeLLs....
3. MaKe-Up.... nOt nEcEsSaRy... mAyBe sUm cHaPsTiCk oR LiP gLoSs.... 4gEt aLL tHaT pOwDeR aNd mEsSy mAsCaRa sHiEt... sTaY nAtUraL...
4. wE LoVe iT wEn u gUrLs SiNg 2 uS
5. a NiCe TaN wOuLd bE kEwL 6. iF u kNoW hOw tOoH mAsSaGe, tHeN uR a gOdDeSs
7. mUsT sHaVe aRmS, LeGs, aNd PiTs
8. iT wOuLd bE NiCe iF u gUrLs PaiD 4 a MoViE eVeRy nOw aNd THeN
9. mUst kNoW jUst wUt tO dO tO tUrN uS oN.... (wId oUt aCtiN LiKe a sLuT)
10. mUsT hAvE sOmEtHiNg FrOm ViCtOriA sEcReTs
11. mUst HaVe a sOfT vOiCe- iF nOt tHeN jUst dOn't tALk tOO LoUd aND dOn't tALk sO ManLy


sTuFF wE HaTe.....
1. aCtiNg "KyOOt"..... iF u tHiNk wE'rE cHeCkiNg u oUt, wE'rE nOt... wE'Re jUsT TaLkiNg sMaCk aBoUt hOw FaKe u aRe.... jUsT aCt nOrMaL... tHaT's wUt wE LoOK 4 iN GuRLs....
2. 2 mUcH MaKeuP.... nO wAy.... We LiKe gUrLs wHo dUn tRiP aBOuT tHe wAy tHeY LoOk.... 4gEt tHe dArK LiPsTiCk.... tHaT's HeLLa pLaYeD oUt...
3. tHe "sLuT LoOk".... wE LiKe gUrLs wHO dReSs dECeNt, sO 4gEt aNy LoW cUt, TiTe, aN sHoRt-aSs sHiRtS.... tHe sEE tHrU sHiRt aRe UgLy tOo
4. nO nEeD 2 sTuFF, yALL.... wE kNoW yOu'LL gRoW iNtO uR bRaS sOmEdAy....
5. dOn'T aCt tOuGh... wE LiKe NiCe aNd iNnoCeNt gUrLs.... bUt dUn "aCt " iNNoCeNt EiThEr... wE HaTe gUrLs wHo r FaKe
6. hAtE hOeS wHO bE DoiN aLL tHaT dRuGs sHiEt...
7. dUn cUsS.. tHaT's nOt vErY LaDy LiKe
8. dUn FiX uP uR cArS LiKe u aLL tHaT... 4 gUys tHaT's a diFFeReNt sToRy
9. dUn bE sO dAmN PicKy aBoUt eVeRytHiNg... aLL tHaT cOmpLaiNinG iS sO aNNoyiNG
10. fOgET dEm DaiSy dUkEs...
11. wHy dO hOeS aLwAys bUy pAnTs a SiZe sMaLLeR tHaN dEy sUppOsE tO? iT LoOK HeLLa TiTe oN dEm,.. aNd mAy cAuSe sTrEtCh mArKs
12. dUn bE FrEeLoaDiNg oFF uS.... dAmN gOLD DiGgErS
13. dOn't bE a sLuT.... dOn't gO oN GiViNg uS bJ's wHen wE DiDn't TeLL yOOH tO yEt
14. dOn't bE sCrEaMin aNd yELLiN aLL thE TiMe... nOt LiKe u geTTin FuCkEd oR aNytiNg
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