Laugh Your Life Away
Riddle Me Ree
Contributed via email by Kitisha Gaglani
* What do you get from a pampered
cow?
Spoiled milk.
* What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
* Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
* Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
* What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".
* What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
* How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.