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Three days later…

Nea Secretary

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Nea: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!

Secretary: I knew we shouldn't have taken three days off I just knew it WWAAAAHH!!!L

Nea: Shut up that was our weekend you idiot!

Secretary: I'm sorry

Nea: stop crying!

Secretary: ok

Nea: how did this happen

Secretary: maybe the janitor didn't show

Nea: HHAIIAAA!!!!!

Narrator: Nea Vigorously hit Jenny on the head

Secretary: Why'd you do that'll .

Nea: calm down Mabey we can nah….

Secretary: What about the boy where'd he go

Nea: WHAT ABOUT OUR JOBS!!!

Secretary: Oh yeah

Secretary: but Mr. Kogura said he was very special.

Nea: so is making money.

Narrator: Suddenly a voice interrupted them.

Mr. Kogura: Irrelevant this child is probably more important than the two of you.

Nea: What happened to the HOV?

Mr. Kogura: It was closed down by the ESP~RIT

Secretary: E>S>P~R>I>T

Nea: The Hell!?!?

Mr. Kogura: Better known as the committee.

Nea: But why?

Secretary: Didn't they like the muffins I baked?

Mr. Kogura: Your stupidity will not be acceptable this time

Secretary: L

Mr. Kogura: The importance of this project could not be revealed completely to them.

Nea: So they just sold out!

Mr. Kogura: yes

Secretary: but; but…

Mr. Kogura: The two of you may go you are no longer my employees.

Nea: Yes sir

Secretary: HAI!

Mr. Kogura: I'l look after the boy myself…

Narrator: and with that the three went separate ways… and Kogura with a smirk on his face.

Meanwhile…

Narrator: The special task force of Japan {JSDF} a highly organized group of men and women trained to "clean up" any unwanted dirt on Japanese soil came to clean out the rubbish left behind by HOV. During their clean up they are informed that a huge sphere 30 meters under the lab conceived a young teenage boy, the team then quickly moves out.

Man1: hey I found the sphere; looks more like an egg to me.

Woman1: we must except that fact and begin an investigation on why it is so.

Man2: the hell are you talking about we got to open this baby up MY WAY!!!J

Captain: your all idiots look theirs a one way hatch over here.

Woman2: but how are we going to get out.

Man2: yeah that baby's got to be a km and a little more.

Man1: theirs some ladder over here lots of it.

Woman1: looks kind's old.

Captain: nonsense It'll be fine lets go men

Woman1:L

Woman2: *_*

Captain: sorry J and women.

Woman1:J

Woman2:J

Narrator: And so the five troops opened the hatchand climbed all the way down to the bottom of the oval shaped sphere…with a bang

The whole crew: ohh SHIT!!!

The whole crew: OOUUCCHH!!!

Man2: aw my butt!

Captain: come on where's that kid.

Narrator: meanwhile Adam was awoken from his deep sleep.

Adam: what was that all about…oouuuhh my head

Adam: huh who are those guys

Captain: hey theirs the kid

Man1: kid were here to recover you before this place gets blown sky high.

Man2: and it will!!!J

Captain: shut up! Layne

Asuka.midAdam: Wah… what are you are you humans wow real humans!

Woman2: oh brother.

Adam: You are like me

Woman2: WAH???!!! I'm a girl buddy I don’t think you wanna be saying that

Adam: I'm confused?

Woman2: haven't you ever seen a lady before.

Adam: no; I read about one though!

Woman2: ooookkkkaaaaiiii J

Narrator: As the perplexed trooper pulled back another stood forward in an attempt to understand the poor boy.

Man1: have you ever seen a guy before

Adam: nope

Man1: kid have you ever seen any form of life.

Adam: Well not really this is my first encounter but I've been practicing just incase that’s why I'm not freaking out like in ET

Man1: wait a minute your saying that you've never seen a human but you speak talk and act like one.

Adam: well I don’t exactly act like you and I'm a little lighter skinned.

Man2: a little?!

Man2: we gotta get going.

Captain: Why?

Man2: cause this place is gonna blowJ

Captain: what the hell are you talking about Layne?!?!

Man2: what I said.

Woman2: you set off the bomb.

Man2: yupJ

Captain: are you crazy who authorized you to do that.

Man2: meJ

Adam: Where are we going.

Woman1: hell if we don’t leave soon come-on.

Narrator: The troopers and Adam escaped the lab with little time to spare.

Captain: the key how does it go.

Woman2: push and turn push and turn.

Adam is captured by the special task force, and is then assigned to the care of Mia Achika. Adam must now cope with this blue hared babe as she teaches him too much too soon. All this and more in the next thrilling episode, and they'll be a lot more fan service too J

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