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The Top Ten Ways to Get Taishakuten to Kill You
10.) Be sickly yet deeply loved by your closest relative.
9.) Be the said relative trying to avenge your loved one's death.
8.) Be loved by one of his most loyal men.
7.) Get in his way.
6.) Breathe.
5.) Be beautiful.
4.) Have golden eyes.
3.) Have pointed ears.
2.) Be the object of his affection.
1.) Be edible.
Disgustingly Dreadful Taishakuten Jokes
Warning: The following jokes are astoundingly awful. Do not read this if you cannot stand corny Taishakuten jokes.
Here it goes:
1.) How many Taishakutens
does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Shut up or
he'll kill you.
2.) What's tall, well-built
and cute?
Answers:
1. Lantis (from Magic
Knight Rayearth)
2. Tokyo Tower
3. Taishakuten in
his dreams
3.) Ashura-ou and Taishakuten
are in a room. Outside are Bishamonten and Hanranya.
Bishamonten: Listen
to that. I wonder why Ashura-ou is laughing.
Hanranya: Let's look
through the keyhole.
They do so.
Bishamonten: I knew
it had to be something like that.
Hanranya: Ashura-ou
is reading a book.
4.) A man is drinking
heavily and crying. His friend sees him and asks him why.
"Taishakuten slipped
poison in my drink."
The friend is shocked.
"Are you dying?"
"When I told him my
clan's military secrets he gave me these pills. I have to drink one everyday
to stay alive."
"Well, that's not
too bad."
"He only gave me three."
5.) Shashi: What are
you doing?
Ashura-ou: I'm counting
my fingers.
Shashi: Why?
Ashura-ou: I shook
hands with Taishakuten.
What people say about Taishakuten:
Kurara-ou: I want to kill him and avenge my sister's death.
Souma: He had my clan exterminated because of a rumor. Nothing can excuse such behavior.
Kendappa-ou: *shrugs* He's strong.
Ten-ou: I was never close to him.
Shashi: He never would have succeeded without my help.
Kuyo: I'd rather die than serve him.
Gigei: Taishakuten? He has no appreciation for art.
Cook: Skin, debone, cut into strips, then feed to the dogs.
Dogs: No, we don't want any.
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