1. Kick em while they’re down--It’s probably their own fault they’re down there in the first place.
2. Don’t fall in love with Tuxedo Mask, or any good guys for that matter. It’ll only get you in the end when you’re too attached.
3. Never reveal your master plan right before you kill your enemy! It’s a guarantee that they’re going to live. Besides, why do they need to know? They’ll be dead anyway.
4. Don’t try to explain your motives to the good Senshi. They’ll only try to convert you into a good guy.
5. If you seriously have to think about the speeches Sailor Moon gives, you’re not really evil.
6. Whatever you do, don’t hum the Sailor Moon theme song! ^_^
7. Don’t just sit there while Sailor Moon introduces herself. Give her your card, then attack!
8. It’s just a rose people. Don’t be so shocked.
9. Ever notice how long the good Senshi attacks are? Yeah. Use that time to dodge the attack.
10. Don’t let Sailor Mercury Stop you. Just mock her! Try this line: "Ahhh, no! She got soap in my eyes! Retreat! Retreat!" And if that doesn’t work, just laugh at her. (She’s very insecure.)
11. While the Semshi are recalling how much they love their friends, attack them before you’re all whisked into flashback land.
12. Figure it out. Blonde w/ odangos hanging around with a bunch of equally interesting hairdos. Sailormoon and her odangos, and the other senshi's interesting hairstyle.... Connection? (submitted by Medellia.)
And if all else fails, just get a paw-shaped bazooka and aim at Sailor Moon’s head.
And remember; if you have to call your boss "Master," then something is terribly wrong.
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