Him: I know how to please a woman.

Her: Then please leave me alone.
 
 

Him: I want to give myself to you.

Her: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
 
 

Him: May I see you pretty soon?

Her: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
 

Him: You look like a dream.

Her: Go back to sleep.
 
 

Him: I can tell that you want me.

Her: Yes, I want you to leave.
 
 

Him: I'd go through anything for you.

Her: Let's start with your bank account.
 
 

Him: May I have the last dance?

Her: You've just had it.
 
 

Him: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Her: Yes, but would you stay there?
 
 

Him: Your place or mine?

Her: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.
 
 

Him: Your body is like a temple.

Her: Sorry, there are no services today.
 
 

Him: Is this seat empty?

Her: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
 
 

Him: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

Her: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
 
 

Him: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Her: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
 
 

Him: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Her: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.