2. Thou shall never ask to spend the night at the house of a hook up, unless they were cute before you started drinking. This is to prevent the shock of rolling over in the morning sober wondering what the hell that is next to you, and swearing never to drink again.

3. You shall always drink and heavily as to have an excuse as to why you did what you did. You may hook up sober but this rarely happens!

4. Everyone has a little bit of a freak in them, let it all hang out but be careful not to call out the wrong name in the heat of the moment.

5. If you do not like what the individual is doing, suggest what you want them to do. If that doesn't work then just come right out and tell them.

6. Thou shall always perform to the best of your ability. This is in case your partner has a big mouth, you always want to get a good rating, which could lead to future hook ups (gives new meaning to word of mouth).

7. Thou shall always acknowledge the hook up afterwards as not to seem like an a..hole or a bi.ch. More contact is allowed only if the hook up was good. Winks, nods, and taps count. No public touching, unless you can get away with it. You also need to have a signal that will enable you and the other party to know that you want to hook up with them again.

8. Thou shall never call a hook up unless it will lead to another hook up. Thursday thru saturday night is allowed. E-mail is ok also.

9. Thou shall never admit to a bad hook up. Deny til you die.

10. Always use proper protection when you hook up! You do not want to end up like...... Willie Lump Lump or Sally Sores because you didn't.