Can't we just be friends?                                         There is no way that I am going to let
                                                                                  any of your body touch any part of mine,
                                                                                  again
 

I just need some space                                             ...without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?                     If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me

Do I look fat in this dress?                                      We haven't had a fight in a while

No, pizza's fine                                                          CHEAP BASTARD!

I just don't want a boyfriend now...                           I just don't want you as a boyfriend

Come here...                                                              My puppy does this too

I like you but...                                                           I don't like you

You never listen                                                        You never listen

We're moving too quickly                                          I am not going to sleep with you until I find
                                                                                    out if this other guy has a girlfriend

I'll be ready in a minute                                             I AM ready, but I am going to make you
                                                                                    wait because I know you will

Oh yes! Right there!...                                              Well, near there: I just want to get this over
                                                                                   with

I'm just going out with the girls                                We are gonna get sloppy & make fun of
                                                                                   you and your friends

There's no one else                                                   I am doing your brother

Size doesn't count...                                                  Unless I want an orgasm

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What GUYS Say                          What They Really Mean

It is just orange juice...try it                                      3 more shots & she'll have her legs
                                                                                   around my head

She's kind of cute                                                      I want to bang her till I am BLUE

I don't know if I like her                                           She won't blow me

I need you                                                                  My hand is tired

How do I compare with all your                                Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about               You're the only girl that has not
                                                                                   rejected me

I want you back                                                         ...For tonight anyway

We've been through so much together                   If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have lost
                                                                                  my VIRGINITY

I miss you so much                                                   I am so horny that my roomate is starting
                                                                                  to look GEWD!

No, I don't want to dance right now                        Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on

The break-up should not start for                           I want to have sex a few more times
another 24 hours

I am different from all the other guys                     I am not circumcised