YOU KNOE UR ASIAN IF...

Your stove is covered with aluminum foil
Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You have never used your dishwasher.
You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times.
You boil water and put it in the refrigerator.
You eat all meals in the kitchen.
You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin container.
You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
You always leave your shoes at the door.
You have a piano in your living room.(that's not necessarily used)
You play or have played a musical instrument. (preferably violin or piano)
You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take very time you stay in a hotel.
The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save/steal every time you get take out or go to McDonalds.
You own a rice cooker.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
You mom drives her Mercedes to the Price Club.
You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Information costs 50 cents.
You always cook too much.
You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table, since it's a sin not to.
You starve yourself before going to all you can eat sushi.
You never discuss your love life with your parents.
Your parents are never happy with your grades.
Your parents always compare you to another sibling, friend, family member etc...
Your parents always lecture you about their education in their homeland, and expect you to already knoe calculus in 5th grade etc...
No matter how hard you try, your parents always think you're lazy and stupid
You have family members that majored in engineering, science (medical), law, or owns a restaurant.
Your mom buys noodles in bulk amounts.
You're proud to be what you are but would hate to live in your own country.
Rice is worshiped in your home.
No matter what other races say about you, it doesn't matter because you're proud to be Asian.




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