A-kun: Greetings and welcome to another raid on the world of fanfiction.
?????: We'll be doing another story that caught my eye while I was searching the internet.
C-chan: So, what is it?
?????: It's a fun look at the world of Pokemon.
A-kun: Great, I could use a break from all those bad lemons.
?????: So, here we go!
>POKEMON-Camp Fire
C-chan: Camp Fire of DOOOOOM!
A-kun: ...... I'm getting an ominious feeling from this, but I'll ignore it and make a clever comment........
?????: Well?
A-kun: Fresh out, sorry.
>Ash sat
A-kun: __INTENSE__ __SITTING__ __ACTION__!
?????: Whoa, whoa, cowboy, slow down.
A-kun: Sorry, been in the "biz" too long.
> and stared at Misty. She lay sleeping in her sleeping bag.
C-chan: Man, good thing A-chan isn't here or she'd make a comment like... [A-chan] Oh, is she really *SLEEPING*?
A-kun: Don't do that. You sound just like her.
?????: It creeps us out.
> They
>wwere
C-chan: Sstutttteringg?
A-kun: Nah, the author's "W" key must be sticky... [receives looks from the girls]... from his or her soda.
> in the forest
A-kun: The Viridian Forest? The Forest of Doom? The Forest of Big and Nasty Tentacles?
?????: A-kun, there is such a thing as being TOO much of a smart-ass.
A-kun: Really?
?????: Yes.
> and brock took their pokemon ahead.
C-chan: Who's this 'brock' person?
?????: Don't know, but he or she can't be that inmportant. The name isn't capitalized like Ash's or Misty's.
A-kun: Brock happens to be the leader of the Rock Pokemon Gym in Pewter City. In the game and manga, he's Ash's foe, but in the anime, he's friends with Ash.
> Ash watched her
>small breasts push up and fall as she breathed steadily.
C-chan: Either the author is feeling ecchi or ????? got us a lemon.
[A-kun and C-chan glare at ?????.]
?????: Hey, at least it's not going to be like that other Pokemon lemon.
[A-kun races out of the room, clutching his stomach. The sound of retching is heard. A-kun returns, pale, but otherwise looking okay.]
C-chan: Other pokemon lemon?
A-kun: [shivering] Let's just say I'll never look at a Cubone or a Pikachu the same way. BRRR!
> He yearned to see
>under her clothes
C-chan: So he sent $2.95 to get those funky X-ray glasses.
A-kun: Bah, those are a waste of time. You can't even see through your hand, let alone girl's clothing....[receives glares] What?! I was a naive kid once.
> but kept it to himslef. Just ovewr
?????: Himslef and ovewr. Man, a spell-checker would have a field day with this story.... hmmm...
A-kun: Oh no you don't. I nearly blew it trying to get a translation of Oscar's "Frogned". It can't handle himslef and ovewr.
C-chan: Well, I can't read this without a creative explanation of these words... [looks at A-kun.]
A-kun: And you want ME to come up with something, right?
C-chan: Bingo!
A-kun: I'll take ovewr. But YOU have to come up with one for Himslef.
C-chan; Right.
A-kun: *AHEM* [Learned Professor voice] Ovewr - 1. Meaning to "stick it sideways". 2. Meaning to do something rather vile involving you, a case of canned beans and a lighter. Often done at frat parties. 3. "Have a pleasant day."
C-chan: [imitating A-kun's Learned Professor voice] Himslef - Slang, meaning "He has left."
A-kun: Oh sure, I make a dictionary reference and you explain yours in plain English.
> the past year he had
>started to have these feelings and ever since he saw Misty he masturbated
A-kun, C-chan and ?????: [O_O] Uh.....
A-chan: [walking by] That is one oversexed ten year-old.
A-kun: I never thought it possible.
?????: What?
A-kun: Someone is more unusual when it comes to sex than A-chan.
C-chan: Actually, here's a question: How is Misty dealing with Ash's.... 'activities'?
TharzZzDunN: Don't you mean Ash's "USUAL MORNING"?!
>whenever he was alone.
C-chan: Oh, that makes more sense. Thanks fanfic.
?????: Only thing we can thank it for so far.
> He wasnt even sure if she even HAd these feelings yet
?????: [Ash] ANd I DOn'T wANt TO sOUnd LikE toRGo ANd SAy SOmeTHinG stUPid.
>so never made a move.
C-chan: [Misty] I can't believe I tried to teach him Chess. Eight months and he STILL can't decide on an opening move! JUST MOVE A FRIGGIN' PAWN!
> She was perfect.
?????: [juts chest] Ha! Guess you've never seen me.
C-chan: [juts chest as well] Or me!
A-kun: [lets loose a belch, then scratches himself] Or me! _I'M_ perfect. [receives stares] What?! I'm riffing the 'fic.
> Her breasts were small but well shaped
>and her body was coming along nicely.
?????: Sorry guys, but it's gotta be said. "*COMING* along how?"
> His dick got the best of him
C-chan: Why is a guy's dick the ruler of his life? [looks at A-kun]
A-kun: Why are you staring at me?
C-chan: You're the resident male. Give us an explanation.
A-kun: [sarcastically] Really? I'm the resident male? Gosh, could've fooled me.
?????: Explain, Male Scum!
A-kun: Okay, it's simple. Think of it as an "On-Off" switch. When it's "On", rational thought is "Off". When it's "Off", rational thought is "On". Get it?
C-chan: I guess.
> and he
>slowly slid the sleeping bag off of her so he could look at the rest of her.
?????: That's right, Ash has never seen a girl's legs.
>He was thankful for her chopice of revealing clothing
A-kun: Chop ice? GAAAH! ICE PICK! LORENNA BOBBIT! AAAAAAAAAH! [A-kun leaps out a nearby window.]
C-chan: Wimp.
> and he gawked at ther
C-chan: Whoa, wait a minute, there's more than one Misty in her clothes?
?????: Yes, it's a horrible, horrible secret that Misty has kept for years. She's really two Chanseys.
C-chan: What's Chansey?
[A-kun re-enters the room.]
A-kun: Think of it as a really large pink Mokona that's female and has a kangaroo's pouch for holding eggs. It's about half as tall as an average human.
C-chan: [O_O] And Misty.....*THUD*
A-kun: Now who's the wimp?
>long smoothe legs and her tiny feet, clenched.
?????: MMMMmmmm, I could go for a smoothe...
A-kun: So Misty's feet are like claws?
> He had a throbbing errection
TharzZzDunN: [leaping into the room] Look, I found my old Erection set!
?????: Don't you mean "Erector"?
TharzZzDunN: [loooooong pause] That explains some things.
[C-chan wakes up.]
C-chan: Ugh, I feel like I fell onto the floor.... [stares at A-kun]
A-kun: What? It's you who said chivalry is dead, so who am I to prove you wrong?
>now and was tempted to go into the bushes and masturbate but he was afraid of
C-chan: [getting back into her chair] being killed by that hockey masked murderer!
?????: Friday the 13th Part Twenty-Six, Jason takes Pokemon!
>waking her.He turned to a different postition to hide his boner.
A-kun: [classic jet-fighter pilot radio voice] Ash Leader to Ash 1, 2, 3 and 4. Formation Alpha-Omega.
?????: He took up a different position, not a different formation.
[Pause.]
A-kun: [classic jet-fighter pilot radio voice] Ash 1 to Ash Leader, bogey sighted. I'm going in.
?????: [groaning] You're hopeless.
A-kun: Would you expect any less for me?
C-chan: From a guy who's written a lemon called, "Yeah, I've screwed 'em all"? No.
A-kun: [turning bright red] I TOLD YOU, A-CHAN WROTE THAT AND SHE PUT MY NAME ON IT BY ACCIDENT!
> It was
>almost unbearable.
C-chan: Any bear jokes and I'll beat the snot out of both of you.
A-kun: [Yogi Bear] Hey, Booboo, let's get some picnic baskets!
?????: [Booboo] Yogi, the Ranger won't like that.
C-chan: RAAAAAAH!
[A-kun and ????? race around the room as C-chan chases them. Finally, C-chan gets tired, calms down and they return to the MST.]
> Then suddenly, she woke up. Her head shot up
TharzZzDunN: [leaping in] BANG!
> and looked at
>him.
A-kun: [Misty] Ash, did you queef?
?????: [Ash] That's the last time I eat burritos before ogling a girl.
>"Ash?" She asked.
C-chan: [Misty] Where are you?! I can't see! I'M BLIND!!
A-kun: [Ash] One moment, Misty. *ZZZZZZIIIIIIIP* Okay, you've got a paper bag on your head.
C-chan: [Misty] And _why_, praytell, do I have a paper bag on my head?
A-kun: [Ash] Um, it's for your protection against the Missingno. Those things are dangerous, you know.
>"Im here. Brock tok our Pokemon ahead opn the trail. I told him wed catch up."
?????: [Misty] Why are you talking like Oscar?
A-kun: [Oscar] Cuse I hvae cna iterfure!
>She rubbed her eyes "thanks for letting me sleep"
>"No problem" He said.
C-chan: Who's this "He" person? Did he or she just leap out of the bushes?
>Misty stood and sat by him.
>"So were alone?" She asked.
A-kun: [Ash] What the hell did you just say about my mom?! RAAAAH!
>"Yep": Said Ash.
?????: This may get a tad redundant sooner or later, but is Said Ash related to Ash or He in any way?
>"Ash...about the bike.."
>He looked at her "I know Ill pay you back as soon as I-"
C-chan: Great, now we have ANOTHER character. Come on, fanfic, stop making up people!
?????: Ill.... does that sound European?
>His errection turned rock hard again when her slender finger touched his lips
>to silence him.
A-kun: And what is this 'errection'? I've heard of an erection, but not an 'errection'.
>She spoke "Dont worry about it. But I do.." She slid her hand down his pants.
?????: Either this is a fantasy that's playing out in his mind or we have LEMON SIGN!
>"..want something in return.."
>Ash was shaking now, in heaven as her hand carresed his dick.
C-chan: "Caressed".
> He looked at
>her puzzled and in love.
A-kun: No, no. It's "He looked at her, puzzled. She smiled sweetly, grabbed a socket wrench, whacked him over the head and swiped his wallet before running off, giggling like a school girl."
> He started to talk but she silenced him as she
>pressed her lips on his and slid in her tongue.
A-kun: [Ash] MmmMMmMMmmMMmMMMmmmmmMmMMmmm.
C-chan: [Misty] MmmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmmmMmMMMmmmmmm.
A-kun: [Ash] MMMMMmmmmm.
>He moaned from in his throat as
>his mouth was probed my her tongue.
?????: I guess we can assume that the little type-o there shows that the author has been having fantasies about being in Misty's place.
C-chan: Guess it's a female too.
?????: Why do you say that?
C-chan: A guy would've had Brock and Ash do it or at least leave the possibility. A girl would've covered all the bases by sending Brock ahead with the pokemon, so that Pikachu, Psyduck and all the other pokemon couldn't peek.
A-kun: Hey, that means girls are bad writers too. HA! THERE IS EQUALITY AMONG THE GENDERS! WOMEN ARE BAD WRITERS TOO! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
?????: But, there has yet to be a female Oscar.
A-kun: [glaring at her sharply] You haven't read A-chan's "Inspired" works, have you?
C-chan and ?????: ...........................
A-kun: Let's just say that if "What an Odd, Odd World" was MY compost heap, A-chan's "Inspired" works are hers. And remember, she's a devoted lemon writer.
[C-chan and ????? begin shaking violently.]
C-chan: [looking back at the fic] At least she spelled 'tongue' right.
> He returned his and she put her slender
>arms around him.
A-kun: RUN, ASH, RUN! ....oh, wait. "SLENDER" arms. Whew, here I thought it read "Blender" arms.
?????: What would that do?
A-kun: ....................
C-chan: Returned his what?
> He hugged her back and they fell to the ground, kissing and
>rubbing eachother.
C-chan: And rolling right into the pit of Ekans and Arboks and dying instantly as the snake pokemon bit them to death. The end.
?????: Feeling dark?
> She pulled off his shirt and licked his chest all over.
A-kun: Um, it's supposed to be the other way around. I don't know about other guys, but I hate... [notices the stares of the girls]... having.... saliva on my...... chest............. [blushing] Nevermind.
>Ash
>yelled startled
A-kun: [Ash] BROCK! Dammit! Don't sneak up on us!
C-chan: [Ash] It's not what it looks like!
?????: [Ash] Go away, I'm getting some!
> and took off her shirt and bra, hands shaking.
A-kun: That's like saying, "Scooby Doo screamed in terror, then fearlessly beat the crap out of the villian."
> He floped over
?????: How does one "Flope"? A-kun?
A-kun: Don't ask me, I'm clueless on this one.
>and misty mounted him topless and she paused to look at him.
?????: [Misty] Did you just queef again?
> Ash was in awe,
>stariong
A-kun: [Ash] Starioioioioioioioing!
> at her perfect breasts now fully realised.
C-chan and ?????: ............ what in the hell....
> Her nipples hardened and
>ash took the break in motion to stick his face in her young chest.
A-kun: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITSKI!
C-chan and ?????: Huh?
Huh?: [walking in] It's from an old episode of Herman's Head. You stick your head into a girl's bust and say that. [leaves]
C-chan and ?????: [looking at the now very nervous A-kun] YOU HENTAI!
A-kun: TEE HEE! [runs around the room as the girls chase him. Finally, they calm down and after hitting A-kun, they return to the MST.]
> His tongue
>slid accross her little chest and carresed her to ecstasy.
A-kun: It's still "Caressed". You double the "S"s, not the "R"s..... I feel like an English Teacher.
> She slid off her
>underwear and she wrapped her long legs around ashes torso
?????: Ashes.... must be Ash's little brother.
A-kun: What in the hell is HE doing here?
C-chan: No, I think He left.
A-kun: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
?????: Heh, that's payback for that "Britski" thing.
> and rubbed his back
>with her feet.
?????: It's a funky way to give someone a back massage...
TharzZzDunN: [running in holding a doll] It's the new Misty doll with Kung-Fu grip! Watch as she massages someone's back using her feet!
> Her clenched toes squeezed his bare back and they kissed as she
>slid down
?????: [Misty] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M OUTTA CONTROL!!
C-chan: Misty slipped off of Ash's body and went careening into a ditch...
A-kun: -where she promptly exploded. The End.
C-chan: Now look who's being dark.
> and let Ash enter her virgin body. Her pussy was tight and ash,
?????: So her cat is made out of something and ash?
C-chan: I....guess so.
>pulled back but misty slid deeper as his dick pushed on her inner walls.
A-kun: Excuse me, but I knew about a girl's hymen back in the 4th grade. Get it together.
C-chan: [O_O] You did?
A-kun: Yeah, it was part of an early sex education program, back before they began debating how young was too young for that sort thing. I'd say nine and ten year-olds are way too young when they giggled just at the word "Penis" and "Vagina".
>Juices staarted out of her throbbing vagina as her inner muscles faught Ashes
>member.
C-chan: That was until her inner muscles whipped out a chainsaw and went to town.
A-kun: Pokemon the 13th, Misty's inner muscles take Ash! ...... GYAH!
> Ash, though only climaxed a few times before, knew the coming feeling.
?????: Man, no resistance.
A-chan: [walking in] Hey, just because PORN STARS run upwards of thirty minutes doesn't mean you can rag on Ash. Give the kid a break. Although that sentence is really messed up. [leaves]
A-kun: How do those guys know what we're reading?
?????: Well, since the three of us were MSTing it, we might want their input, so I printed out copies of it for them.
C-chan: Why didn't you read it then?
?????: I wanted to be surprised.
>He was gonna burst.
A-kun: Quick, Ash! You have to keep your penis going at 5 MPMs or you'll explo.... ARRRGH!
C-chan: MPMs?
?????: Moans Per Minute.
> Misty was near orgasm too and she moaned. Ashdug his feet
>into the ground and pressed into her hard.
?????: [sports announcer] OH! And Misty goes careening into the wall as Ashdug goes for the goal... HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES...... ARRRRGGH!
> He rammed forward
A-kun: [imitating a goat] BAAAAAAAH! *THUD* BAAAAAAAAH! *THUD* BAAAAAAAH! *THUD*
C-chan: A-kun, stop head-butting the monitor.
>and clenched her
>little ass and moaned loud. Mistys legs wrapped around him HARD
C-chan: G.I. Joe action figures aren't as flexible as Misty.
> and her toes
>dug into his back.
?????: Ow, that's gotta hurt.
C-chan: Yeah, next to the tongue and the heart, the legs have the next strongest mucles.
> Ash rubbed her thighs and legs fast as he kissed her face
>all over.
A-kun: [Ash] Maybe a genie'll come out and help me get her toes out my back!
> Misty squealed wioth delight and pulled him to her harder wioth her
>legs
C-chan: [Misty] Tee-hee! I'm having sex with three guys! And I don't know what two of them look like! [normal] AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
A-kun: This fic is perverting us!
?????: Or your sister is using telepathy to force these thoughts into our heads.
> and she groped at him
A-kun: [Ash] Misty! I feel so _cheap_! Even though I was ogling you first...
> while kissing his body madly and her boobs pressed
>on his chest. And almost simaltaneously they exploded into eachother in a
>flash of fireworks.
A-kun: [Ash] Those aren't fireworks! RUUUUNNN! [dives for cover]
> The two young kids fell into eaach tohers arms and soon
>fell asleep, inside each other.
TharzZzDunN: Yin and Yang was never so much fun! Oh, those wacky kids, they remind me so much of those cheap toys you get from Mercedes.
>Their soaked, naked bodys held each other as
>they slept. They were exhausted and it was one helluve a campfire!
C-chan: Yeah, to just spontaneously let off a firework display.
>END
>*more Ash and Misty stories to come*
A-kun: Hopefully next time you'll at least make 'em fourteen.
C-chan: Why fourteen?
A-kun: Because that's the beginning of the age that's respectable to write about.
C-chan: Why?
?????: Back in the Middle Ages, you could be married by fourteen. And you were considered an old hag and unmarriable by the time you were nineteen.
C-chan: That's stupid.
A-kun: Of course, the average lifespan back then was about thirty, so we had to develop earlier and reproduce faster.
C-chan: Oh, that actually makes sense now that I think about it.
A-kun: Okay, save and this MST'll be out on the FFML by Tuesday, February 23rd, 1999.
Ben McCrillis
?????, non-international girl of mystery!
C-chan, the REAL G.I. Jane.
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