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	============Pokemon HAHAHAHAHA!============
	============By A-kun============
	============Chapter 12: Pokemon Wars Part 3============
	Anything between * and * is translated Pokemon speech.
	Anything between [ and ] is thought

	Having struck down a rather large gathering of Rockets, members of both Gyms went around, inviting people out of their homes for a late night attack against Team Rocket.  Everyone was ready.  Everyone had Pokemon.  Everyone was going to kick butt.
	The attack forces split into the three and began the liberation of Saffron City.  The half of the Psychic Gym and half of the the townsfolk took the northern most streets.  The other half of the townsfolk and half of the Fighting Gym took the southern most streets.  The rest, attacked the middle of the city.
	The Team Rocket members didn't take long to notice the massive crowd marching towards them with hatred burning in their eyes.  They quickly pulled out their Pokeballs and released all of their Pokemon.  That's when all heck broke loose.  The Trainers, the Pokemon and the Civilians all attacked simultaneously.

	Red was the only red-haired member of Team Rocket.  Well, currently.  He was also one of the most elite member of Team Rocket and had been with the group for well over three years.  He could easily stomp most of the other members, including Giovanni, in one-on-one fights.  As such, he had special privileges.  Like getting noticed by the boss and sent on stupid missions.  He was a good (well, evil, but responsible) man and he always did his job, even if he did hate it at times.
	Red mused of how well Team Rocket would hold together if he were against it rather than with it.  An explosion rocked the center abruptly, interupting Red's thoughts.  He burst from his seat and raced outside.
	"What the hell?!" exclaimed Red.
	No sooner had Red looked out than he was jumped by three angry Primeapes and a Machop, proving that even the elite among Pokemon Trainers could still get jumped.
	Within minutes, the Team Rocket collective was falling back.  James watched in a state of combined amazement and amusement.  He was amazed at how efficiently the counter-attack team was working.  Especially the boy named Ash.  His keen eye allowed him to assess the situation quickly and decide on a course of action.  The amusement came from watching his idiotic ex-comrades run from the weak strikes of pokemon or even a mean look.  Finally, after watching a majority of Team Rocket begin running for their lives, more than a few leaving their Pokemon to fend for themselves, James grew bored.  It wasn't long after that that he turned and disappeared into the night.

	The Fake Giovanni was almost through the labrinyth of the Silph Co. building when he found two people.  They had burns and soot marks all over them, but Fake Giovanni recognized them as Butch and Cassidy.  They were relatively okay, if having survived an explosion, and were kneeling before him.
	"What the hell do you think you're doing?  Get changed, then get back to work." Fake Giovanni said.
	Both of the Rocket members had been hoping their boss would have at least given them praise for having survived the explosion, but acceptance back into the group was good enough for them.  They hurried off as Fake Giovanni continued his approach to the President's room.
	Then, a young cadet raced up behind him and cleared his throat politely.   Fake Giovanni began to get annoyed at all of the sudden interuptions.  He turned to the cadet, glaring at the youth.
	"Um, sir?  We've gotten reports from outside that the townsfolk and the police are attacking.  We're being driven out of Saffron City." the cadet said.
	".... Inform everyone to get into the Silph Co. building.  We have to hold out until we get what we want, then we'll pull out." Fake Giovanni instructed.
	The cadet saluted, then turned and ran off to deliver the message.  The fact that he had delivered the report without getting killed or at least smacked over the head and cussed at by Fake Giovanni made him feel extra lucky.
	Fake Giovanni increased his pace.  Odds were that he was about to lose again and he'd at least get what he wanted beforehand.

	Misty blinked as the Rocket member she was fighting withdrew her Pokemon, turned around and ran like hell.  In fact, a lot of Rocket members were doing so.
	"Look, they're running away!" Misty said, pointing at the retreating Rocket members.
	"They're pulling back, but not running away.  I think they're going to go into the Silph Co. building.  And that place is a friggin' maze." Giovanni growled.
	"And that means we'll have to fight them in confined quarters." Ben growled.
	"The Police Pokemon are entering town.  They'll deal with the rest of the Rocket Members here.  We should go into the Silph Co. building." Sabrina said.
	A figure appeared behind them.
	"Perhapssss I could be of help." came a hissing voice.
	Everyone turned to see a Scyther.  It glared at Jessie, Ben and Fox, but said nothing.
	"Hey, you were with James and Greg, weren't you?" Ben asked.
	"And you were that boy that PokeGod changed at the bassse of that cliff, weren't you?" Scyther shot back.
	Ben growled.
	"Besssidesss, you'll never get in the normal way.  There'sss an opening in the ssside of the building that will let usss enter." Scyther responded.
	"Why should we trust you?" Yamcha demanded.
	"Becaussse the longer you wait, the sssooner the fake Giovanni getsss want he wantsss." Scyther answered.
	"Well, that beats any argument of mine." Yamcha said.
	"Let'sss get going before they clossse the opening." Scyther said.
	The group ran towards the Silph Co. building with Scyther leading.
	"So why go against Team Rocket?" Jessie asked.
	"They're trying to enssslave all Pokemon by usssing the PokeGod.  And in cassse you haven't noticed, I am a Pokemon at the moment and I have no intention of being enssslaved." Scyther answered.

	Fake Giovanni frowned as he watched the security monitors via the Silph Co. security station.  Not only had most of Team Rocket turned tail, but the counter-attacking force had begun it's advance even into Silph Co.  Since his own men had been responsible for disabling a majority of the defenses, that meant there wasn't much to stop the attackers save for the remaining members of Team Rocket and Fake Giovanni's handpicked Rocket Brothers.  Then, he noticed that the attacking force was a lot larger than the defending force.  He had to hurry.  Finally, he reached his destination.
	"Gentlemen.  I see all of you were expecting me." Fake Giovanni said, stepping into the President's office and glancing at the thirteen men sitting around a massive rectagular table.
	"We have heard of you, Giovanni.  We've also heard that you're a fake." the Vice President of Silph Co. declared.
	"Fake or not, gentlemen, I now control this entire building.  But, I'm willing to leave you all alone if I get just a tiny favor." Fake Giovanni informed them.
	"The Masterball?" the President inquired.
	"Actually, I want THREE Masterballs.  A simple request, really, compared to having us harrassing your employees for weeks on end." Fake Giovanni commented.
	The executives of Silph Co. looked at each other.  A single Masterball could only be needed for the capture of invincible Pokemon.  Three.... they didn't even want to consider the possibility of what it might be.  Still, Silph Co. had been built on the principle of keeping the workers happy.  Not to mention Fake Giovanni's men had proven themselves incredibly annoying.  Especially that Butch character.
	"Very well, Giovanni.  We will instruct our men to begin construction of your... Masterballs." the President answered.
	"Excellent." Fake Giovanni answered, smiling evilly.

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	The finale of the Pokemon Wars!
	Fake Giovanni versus Ben, Take 2!
	Yamcha, Giovanni, Sabrina and Shelly versus the Rocket Brothers!
	Misty and Jessie versus Butch and Cassidy!
	Pikachu and Ash versus Gary!
	And a shocking ending!
	Will Fake Giovanni lose?!
	What will Scyther, Fox and Brock find?!
	All this and more in the 13th Chapter of Pokemon HAHAHAHAHA!

	A-kun, signing off!

	Ben McCrillis 
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	Pokemon Bios On Ash's Current List Of Pokemon

	Pikachu - Electric Type  (Mouse)
	Average Height: 1'04"
	Average Weight: 13.0 lbs
	Bio: When several of these Pokemon gather, their electricity could build and cause lightning storms.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Raichu with aid of a Thunder Stone
	Can Be Found: In Viridian Forest, at the Power Plant
	Description: Imagine a bag of marshmallows with two beady black eyes, a red dot on each of it's facial cheeks, two long ears, a two really tiny arms, a pair of penguin feet, with a lightning bolt shaped tail.  Give some tiger stripes up the back, then color the rest yellow.
	If you've ever seen Mokona from Magic Knight Rayearth, then just imagine Mokona with a tigar's color scheme, it's eyes open, no jewel in it's forehead, and a lightning bolt-shaped tail.

	Butterfree - Bug Type  (Butterfly)
	Average Height: 3'07"
	Average Weight: 71.0 lbs.
	Bio: In battle, it flaps at high speed to release highly toxic dust into the air.
	Evolves from: Metapod (which evolves from Caterpie)
	Evolves into: N/A
	Can Be Found: N/A (Caterpie and Metapod can be found north of Cerulean City (Red Version) and in the Viridian Forest)
	Description: Think of a butterfly, but give it a ball-shaped head and a pudgier body.  Add a nose, and reduce it's appendages to a pair of hands and two feet.

	Beedrill - Bug Type  (Poison Bee)
	Average Height: 3'03"
	Average Weight: 65.0 lbs
	Bio: Flies at high speed and attacks using its large venomous stingers on its forelegs and tail.
	Evolves from: Kakuna (which evolves from Weedle)
	Evolves into: N/A
	Can Be Found: N/A (Weedle and Kakuna can be found north of Cerulean City (Blue Version) and in the Viridian Forest)
	Description: Think of a bee that only has four legs and on the front two legs, add overly large stingers.

	Pidgeot - Flying Type  (Bird)
	Average Height: 4'11"
	Average Weight: 87.0 lbs.
	Bio: When hunting, it skims the surface of water at high speed to pick off unwary prey such as Magikarp.
	Evolves from: Pidgeotto (which evolves from a Pidgey)
	Evolves into: N/A
	Can Be Found: N/A (Pidgeys and Pidgeottos can be found in numerous areas: East of Fuschia City, south of Pallet for Pidgeottos.  Pidgeys can be found anywhere.)
	Description: Think of a sparrow with a really long multicolored hair on it's head.

	Koffing - Poison Type  (Poison Gas)
	Average Height: 2'00"
	Average Weight: 2.0 lbs.
	Bio: Because it stores several kinds of toxic gases in its body, it is prone to exploding without warning.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Wheezing
	Can Be Found: Cinnabar Island (the Abandoned House)
	Description: Think of a purple basketball, then add about eight circular crators around it's body that are aligned into a straight line, like an equator.  Then, add a pair of eyes, a mouth with two fang-like teeth visible, then add a white skull and crossbones pattern. (the pattern is above the Koffing's face in the game, but below the Koffing's face in the anime.)

	Machop - Fighting Type  (Superpower)
	Average Height: 2'07"
	Average Weight: 43.0 lbs.
	Bio: Loves to build its muscles, It trains in all styles of Martial Arts to become even stronger.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Machoke, then Machamp through trading
	Can Be Found: Rock Tunnel, path leading to Indigo Plateau.
	Description: Take a child, cover him in gray paint, add a stubby lizard mack with three golden arches running from the top edge of it's forehead to the opposite side of the skull.

	Geodude - Rock Type  (Rock)
	Average Height: 1'04"
	Average Weight: 44.0 lbs.
	Bio: Found in fields and mountains.  Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Graveler, then Golem through trading
	Can Be Found: Rock Tunnel, Mt. Moon, path leading to Indigo Plateau
	Description: Think of a basketball with a face and two arms sticking out at parallel points.  Then turn into stone.

	Onix - Rock Type  (Rock Snake)
	Average Height: 28'10"
	Average Weight: 463.0 lbs.
	Bio: As it grows, the stone portions of its body harden to become similar to a diamond, but colored black.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: N/A
	Can Be Found: Rock Tunnel, pathway to Indigo Plateau
	Description: Take a snake, put a dog-like face on it with a fin sticking out of the middle of the head.  Now segment the body and make it stick.

	Vulpix - Fire Type (Blue Version)  (Fox)
	Average Height: 2'00"
	Average Weight: 22.0 lbs.
	Bio: At the time of birth, it has just one tail.  The tail splits from its tip as it grows older.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Ninetales with aid of a Fire Stone
	Can Be Found: East and West of Saffron City, Cinnabar Island (Abandoned House)
	Description: Take the most adorable fox-baby, give it a few spitcurls on top of it's head, then give it a squirrel-esque tail and split said tail into six.

	Growlithe - Fire Type (Red Type)  (Puppy)
	Average Height: 2'4"
	Average Weight: 42 lbs.
	Bio: Very protective of it's territory, the Growlithe will bark and bite to repel intruders from its space.
	Evolves from: N/A
	Evolves into: Arcanine with aid of a Fire Stone
	Can Be Found: East and West of Saffron City, Cinnabar Island (Abandoned House)
	Description: Take a tiger and add puffs of blonde hair on it's head, give it a lion-like mane and make it's tail out of the same puffy hair that's on it's head and mane.