Mnekov drew this pic for me! Waii~ Arigatou gozaimashita, Mn!! It's kawaii!!! ^^
Oh yah, nearly forgot. ^.^ All characters (the 2-dimensional ones) belong to Watase Yuu and Flower Comics. You know what that means! No sueing!!!
Miaka: *swoons*
Ritz: *gags*
Obake No Miko: 60 dollars!
Tamahome: *pauses* I-I..*takes him a great effort* No! No! No amount...
Obake no Miko: 100 dollars! *waves cash under his nose* Think of how much ryuu, dollars can be exchanged into...
Tamahome: *breaks into a sweat as he gets a whiff of the cash* Uh..I..Okay! You got a deal!!!
Miaka: Tamahome!!!
Tamahome: It's only for one day...*sees Miaka pout* Plus, this is for our love nest...
Miaka: *begins to wail* Tamahome!!!
Obake no Miko: *pulls Tamahome away* Come on, Tamahome. Can't stand around all day, you know. *gets a gleam in her eyes* We've got a lot to do...
Tamahome: Demo Miaka...
Ritz: Don't worry, Tama-chan. I'll take care of Miaka for you. *whips out her trusty keyboardTM*
(A table filled with food appears in front of Miaka)
Miaka: *stops crying and starts drooling* ITADAKIMASU!!! *runs to the table*
Ritz: Now to get to--
Ms. Miko: *runs up to Ritz* WAH! Ritz-san!!!
Ritz: Nanda, Ms. Miko?
Ms. Miko: Bishounen no Miko is hogging Nak all to herself. It's not fair!!!
Ritz: *sighs* Okay, take me to her. *goes to BnM who glowers at Ms. Miko*
Bishounen no Miko: Beat it, sister!! You don't match up to Nak...you look like his little sister not a potential chi-mate!!!
Ritz: *cuts in before a fight can occur* Let me handle this. *types a few commands and-*
POOF!!!
Tatara: Nani? Where am I? Where's Suzuno?
Bishounen no Miko: Tatara-sama! *leaps on him*
Ms. Miko: Arigatou Ritz-san! *glomps onto Nak* Now I finally have you all to myself...
Ritz: Great. Jya ne~ *starts to leave* OW! *jumps up in the air*
Ms. Miko: What happened?
Ritz: Someone zapped me...*glances at Nakago*
Nakago: *smirks*
Ms. Miko: Don't worry, Ritz. I'll punish him.
Ritz: But Ms. Miko, punishment like that! ^.~
Ms. Miko: Ah~he'll survive. *looks up at him with shimmering eyes*
Ritz: *sighs* I think I should wrap things up before I go to that person. *goes to Hotohori who is being fought over by Kourin and Amy-chan*
Ritz: *whistles* Oi, Amy-chan! *types in some words* Look, it's your mentor!
Amy-chan: *forgets about Hotohori* Aidou! Wai! *runs to her*
Aidou: And you are?
Amy-chan: Atashi wa Amy-chan! I totally worship you! Look, I've been practicing! *hurls a log which ends up smacking Ritz in the face*
Kourin: Ne, Ritz-chan, daijobou?
Amy-chan: Gomen nasai, Ritz-san!
Ritz: *rubs her nose and wails* Itaii...my nose is already flat enough...
Aidou: Not bad. Not bad. We're going to have to work on your aim though...
Amy-chan: Will you teach me?
Aidou: Sure. *they begin walking away* And when you get really good, we'll practice on Shun'u...
Ritz: *grins as she watches them walk away* That's settled. Now for the hard ones...*waves good-bye to a happy Kourin and Hotohori and heads for Chichiri. He is surrounded by Miome, Wandering Mage Chichiri, and Tasuki no Seikun.* Ok...*takes a deep breath* before I start doing anything, I want to know who will willingly give up Chichiri.
Miome, WMC, and TnS: *looks at each other and says together* We'll share.
Ritz: I'm sorry to have to do this but *piku* WHAT?!? *stares at the three* You guys are actually willing to share your beloved Chichiri?
Miome: *shrugs* Oh sure. We're getting along just fine.
Tasuki no Seikun: We each get a turn at him. It's really quite fair.
Wandering Mage Chichiri: Yeah. *giggles* Plus it's fun knowing other people's fantasies. We get to join in on each others, you know?
Tasuki no Seikun: So no one really misses out.
Miome: *adds wickedly* It expands our horizons...^.~
Ritz: *thinks: Sharing each others fantasies...hmm...we gotta try that at the Nuriko Fanclub...*
Chichiri: Ano~can you guys let me go now no da?
Miome: Ano~poor Chiri-chan. We gotta teach him to stop hoping...
Chichiri: *sweatdrops and turns into SD form*
Ritz: *walks away as Chichiri's screams echo throughout the room* Well, that was easy! I hope the DTFC will be just like this...*sighs* I wish...*goes up to the members of the DTFC who are still shocked over their beloved Tasuki's dissapearance--speaking of dissapearances, where did Kouji and Kristi go? ^.~*
Mme Rose: *runs up to Ritz and begins shaking her* WAHHHH!!! Ritz-san! Doko wa Tasuki?
Tasuki no Miko: Yah, where is he? You did find him, didn't you? Who took him away?
Ritz: *cowers slightly at TnM's unsurpassing scariness and stammers* Matte! Matte! I've got someone on it. I'm here to tell you...that...I'm going to have to cut down...on you guys...
Priya: WHAT?!?! *background turns dark*
Ritz: *cowers more...Oi, Priya is scarier than TnM* It's not as bad as you think...Here, let me demonstrate. *types on keyboard and--*
Tooya: What am I doing here?
*Everyone immediately begins drooling except Ritz who has always prefered Aki...*
Ritz: Cassiel, you're his fan club prez. and miko, right? He's yours.
Cassiel: *eyes light up* Honto ni?
Ritz: *nods* Hai.
Cassiel: Arigatou!!! *hugs Ritz then links arms with Tooya* Let's go Tooya. I'll teach you the art of hickeys...*they leave*
Dale: That doesn't seem too bad...
Cat: That's DAMN good actually...
Ritz: See? I told ya! *grins* Ok, Cat, it's your turn. You've got a thing for guys with fangs, ne? *types and--*
Ryouga: Huh?
Cat: WAI! It's Ryouga!!! *runs to him and hugs him*
Ryouga: *looks at her and with a few taps of Ritz's keyboard is instantly smitten* Who is this lovely girl? You're a 100 times more beautiful than Akane...
Cat: *grins and leads him away* Tell me more about me...
Kichiri: *pops out of kasa* DAAA!!!
Ritz: *jumps 10 feet high again* Ki-chan.... *vein in forehead throbs*
Kichiri: Gomen nasai no da, Ritz-chan. Demo, I've got Kitsune and Tasuki here, no da. *reaches into kasa and pulls the two out*
Ritz: Arigatou Ki-chan!!! Gomen for the hard work.
Kichiri: Nanda betsuni no da.
Priya: *turns to Kitsune* So, you were the one who stole Tasuki from us?!? *flames shoot up behind her*
Kitsune: *cowers from the force of the awesome Priya's power and runs to Ritz* Ritz, bring Suzaku Seikun to me! Haiyaku!!!
Ritz: Suzaku--demo, doshitu?
Kitsune: Isn't it obvious?!? He's cute, he's got power, and he can save me from Priya. *looks over her shoulder and sees Priya advancing toward her*
Ritz: *types rapidly and a blinding light fills the room*
Suzaku Seikun: You called me? *does a double-take* Wait a second, you're not my miko. *looks at Ritz* How did you call me?!?
Kitsune: *pushes Ritz aside before she has a chance to answer* Never mind that. Would you mind, uh, taking me away from here?
Suzaku Seikun: *raises his hand and the two of them dissapear*
Priya: Oh, no you don't!! *turns to Ritz* Call forth Tenkou.
Ritz: TENKOU?!? Demo...
Priya: Do it now!!! *flames behind her gets bigger*
Ritz: Ok ok...*very unwillingly types on her trusty keyboardTM*
Tenkou: *appears* Where am I? *looks at Ritz* Why did you bring me here, little girl? *Ritz cowers as he sneers at her*
Priya: Tenkou, there you are! Come on! We have to follow Suzaku Seikun...
Tenkou: Suzaku Seikun? *eyes gets an evil look in them* Ah~that's a good idea. I can finally revenge myself on my enemy...*uses his powers and transports them away*
Ritz: Well...down to 4...*turns to Dale* Dale, can you do me a BIG favour?
Dale: Nanda?
Ritz: You've still got your Polaroid camera, right? Do you have a lot of film? I mean, would you mind taking pictures of everyone? I think they'll really appreciate it...
Dale: *shrugs* Sure.
Ritz: Honto ni? Arigatou!!! I'll make it up to you, I promise! Fanfics, praises on the FYML, anything you want....*winks*
Dale: Hey, no problem. *grins and heads off*
Ritz: Okay...now that leaves me with three. *looks at Kichiri and lightbulb goes on in her head* Oh Ki-chan...I've got the perfect person for you...*taps the keyboard*
Kichiri: *knows what's going through Ritz's mind* Ano~it's okay no da. *starts backing up*
Ritz: No, I insist...he really wants to see you again...
POOF!!!
Tomite: Kichiri-sama! *runs to her and hugs her*
Kichiri: *glares at Ritz as she struggles to get free* How could you do this to me no da?!!?
Ritz: Ah, come on, Ki-chan, Tomite is a nice guy...
Kichiri: And the fact that he's a distant relative of yours has nothing to do with it, I'm sure.
Ritz: *innocently* I don't know what you're talking about...
Tomite: I'm so glad to see you again, Kichiri-sama. *takes her hand* Come on Kichiri-sama, let's go.
Kichiri: *glowers at Ritz as she walks away. Sighs and pats her kasa...a good Amazon Priestess always has an escape plan...*
Ritz: *sighs as she watches them leave* I don't know what's wrong with the girl.
Tasuki no Miko: No kidding. If I had Tomite drooling over me, I'd be more than happy.
Mme Rose: Uh...back to the original seishi...uh, so who's going to get Tasuki? *gestures to Tasuki who has forgotten to escape due to all the commotion*
Tasuki: *sweatdrops and tries to make a break for it*
Ritz: *taps the Pause button on her keyboard and Tasuki is frozen in place*
Tasuki no Miko: So, who's going to get Tasuki?
Ritz: *shrugs* Don't look at me! I really don't know what to do for you two...
Tasuki no Miko: You can have Tasuki. You came just when he was taken away...I think you should have him.
Mme Rose: *disbelieving* Honto ni?
Tasuki no Miko: Oh yah, definately. I'm in a generous mood today. Take it while it lasts.
Mme Rose: *throws herself at Tasuki*
Tasuki no Miko: *turns to Ritz* I'll try a change of taste today. Who would you recommend?
Ritz: *waves hand and the menu of seishi appear before her. She runs down the list* Let's see...Tasuki is under spicy dishes...I think you should try a cold dish for a change. How does Hikitsu sound?
Tasuki no Miko: *licks lips* Sounds good.
Ritz: Great! *menu dissapears in a puff of smoke, types on her keyboard*
Hikitsu: *looks around in surprise*
Tasuki no Miko: So~Hikitsu...I hope you're every bit as good as advertised...*grins*
Tasuki: S@*^!!! *Mme Rose has him pinned down on the floor and is exploring the different usages of his tessen...o.O* I hate women...
Ritz: Well, everyone looks happy. *sighs* Now, for the hardest group of all...*walks to the Nuriko Fanclub*
*Nuriko is still being clutched by the 6 determined girls--Chanpu, Nuriko-chan, Mnekov, Danielle, Confuzcius and Minako. His clothes are now totally soaked through by the combined drool. Mike is standing there, trying to help Nuriko*
Mnekov drew this pic for me! Waii~ Arigatou gozaimashita, Mn!! It's kawaii!!! ^^
Ritz: Hey guys!!! *goes up to them* I'm afraid I have some bad news..well, it could be good...depends on how you look at it...
Mnekov: What is it?
Ritz: Well, for example, I think, someone is looking for you.
(A figure steps out of the shadows. He is Chinese and...well, that's all I know about him because he's--)
Mnekov's boyfriend: Manicent!!! *looks at Nuriko* Who's the guy?
Mnekov: *lets go of Nuriko's braid* Uh...no one. How...how did you know I was here?
Mnekov's boyfriend: I dunno. I got this message in the mail to come here. Something about a party and how you're going to meet me here...
Mnekov: Oh yah? Tha-That's great! *glowers at Ritz who smirks. Goes up to her boyfriend and takes his hand* Come on...I'll show you around. *they leave*
Ritz: There! *winks at Nuriko* Now your back will get a chance to dry from all that drool...
Confuzcius: Matte! You're just here to tear us off of our Nuri-chan? *glares at her* You want him all to yourself, don't you?
Ritz: *shrugs* We'll see how it goes...but it's really not as bad as it sounds, Confuzcius. *types on her keyboard and--*
Tokaki (in his young and bishounen form): What am I doing here?!? *spots the girls on Nuriko* Hey, who are the pretty girls?...
Confuzcius: Tokaki!!! *lets go of Nuriko's neck* Atashi wa Confuzcius. *sticks out her hand*
Tokaki: *kisses the hand* Nice to meet you.
Confuzcius: *swoons*
Tokaki: So, where is this place?
Confuzcius: *tugs on his arm* Come on, I'll show you around. *looks back at Nuriko with no regrets--Tokaki is just too charming for words!!!* Jya!
Ritz: Well, someone's happy. *grins* See? It's not as bad as you think.
Minako: That isn't bad...and I am getting cramped from clutching your leg for so long, Nuri-chan. *gets up and dusts herself off* Forgive me for going. *kisses his cheek and turns to Ritz* So is Tenkou-sama around?
Ritz: Gomen, but Priya nabbed him before...
Minako: *sighs* I'm in the mood for some evil. What about Miboshi?
Ritz: *piku* Miboshi?!? You actually want demon boy?!?
Minako: Who knows, he might have been a bishounen before, right?
Ritz: True...
Minako: And if worst comes to worst, I'll get him to possess Nuriko. *grins wickedly*
Nuriko: *big sweatdrop that eclipses his face*
Ritz: *types on her keyboard*
Miboshi: *looks around* What a weird place.
Ritz: *rolls eyes and mutters* Look who's talking...3 eyed...
Minako: Miboshi!!! Atashi wa Minako. There's this guy that I've--*leaves with him*
Ritz: Well, who's next? *looks at Mike* Mike, you can't be around Nuriko...
Mike: Why not? He's one of the most interesting people I've ever met.
Ritz: *sweatdrops* Demo...you're provoking a lot of yaoi images...
Mike: *groans, thinking: You sick hentai girls...And they say guys are the perverts...*
Ritz: I can get you to talk to Kourin...oh wait...she's with Hotohori...uh, anyone else you wanna talk to?
Mike: *shrugs* Call up anyone you want.
Ritz: *types on keyboard*
POOF!!!
Soi: Where's Nakago?
Ritz: Uh...he's busy. Meet Mike.
Mike: *shyly* Konnichi-wa. *never realized Soi is so sexy...*
Soi: Oh, konnichi-wa.
Mike: I-I'll help look for Nak with you.
Soi: Arigatou. *tosses her head* Let's go.
Mike: Sure. *starts to leave*
Ritz: Oh Mike? Come back for a sec. I need to talk to you.
Mike: Nanda?
Ritz: *whispers in his ear* Make sure she never gets to Nak. I don't want any murder cases in my fic, got it?
Mike: *whispers back* That's the plan.
Ritz: Great. *waves as they leave* Bye-Bye!! *turns to the three remaining girls* Okay, Chanpu...I want you to meet someone. *begins typing*
Chanpu: *wails* I don't want to leave my---*stops as Keisuke appears* Oh...
Keisuke: *looks at Ritz* Doko wa?
Ritz: *points to Chanpu* Look Keisuke! A kawaii girl!!!
Keisuke: *looks around frantically* Doko doko doko doko doko? *sees Chanpu and eyes turn into hearts*
Chanpu: *blushes and lets go of Nuriko* Konnichi-wa, atashi wa Chanpu.
Keisuke: Konnichi-wa!!! Watashi wa Keisuke!! Yoroshiku! *runs up to her* Wanna go to a bar and get drunk?
Ritz: *whacks Keisuke*
Keisuke: I mean, do you wanna go for a walk?
Chanpu: Sure...*takes his arm and the two set off*
Ritz: *looks at the remaining two girls, Nuriko-chan and Danielle* Okay....Nuriko-chan, I want you to have *types*
Nuriko's brother (Rokou): Nanda?
Nuriko-chan: Demo...he's not Nuriko!!!
Ritz: *goes up to Nuriko-chan and tugs her off Nuriko's leg* He's the next best thing...now get off and go greet him.
Nuriko-chan: *eyes tremble* De-demo...
Ritz: He can tell you humiliating stories about Nuriko's past...
Nuriko-chan: *eyes light up and runs to Rokou* Oh yah...*latches on to him*
Nuriko: No! No!!! Don't let her get near him!!! *struggles to chase her*
Rokou: ??? *sees Nuriko* Ryuuen? Nani?!? *starts praying* It must be demons...*he's dragged away by Nuriko-chan* Let me go, let me go, you demon!!! *wails* Someone help me!!! Don't just stand there!!!
Ritz: *sweatdrop*
Danielle: *stares at Ritz as she clutches Nuriko's arm* You're not going to get me off of him!!!
Ritz: *pauses a long time* I...I'll let you have him.
Danielle: *eyes get large* Honto ni?
Ritz: *smiles* Yah, don't I owe you for leaving the chain fic off at such a bad place for you? *winks* Plus, there's someone I have to go to. *turns away* I'll see you two later. JYA!
Nuriko: *sweats as Ritz walks away* No! Don't leave me alone with a crazed fan...*sweats more as Danielle turns H-filled eyes at him* Ano~~ Kourin??? Brother??? Ritz??? Someone???....
Danielle: Nuriko-chan...you're all wet...*starts to unbutton his shirt*
Nuriko: Oi oi!! Yamete!
Danielle: Demo, Nuriko. You don't want to get a cold...
Nuriko: Hey!!! Hands off my pants!!! They're not THAT wet!!!
Danielle: Sure they are...Silly boy...
Kichiri: *runs up to Ritz, dragging Tomite behind her* Why did you do that no da?!? You adore Nuriko no da!!!
Ms. Miko: *runs to Ritz with Nak* You let go of Nuriko?!? But you're the author!!! You get to do whatever you want!!!
Ritz: *smiles and shrugs* I already got him for Valentine's Day, thanks to you, Ki-chan and I got a pic of me and him, thanks to you, Ms. Miko. Besides, there's someone I have to go to...
Kichiri: So who is this person you have to go to anyways no da?
Ms. Miko: Yeah, you've been mentioning him throughout the whole fic.
Ritz: Just someone. *sappy smile* Arigatou for caring, you guys!!! *hugs them both*
Kichiri: *struggles to get free before her ribs get crushed* Ano~ I should have brought that crowbar no da...
Ms. Miko: *having trouble breathing* NAK!!
Afterwards...
*Chiriko sits on the ground, staring at all the happy couples around him with envious eyes...*
Ritz: *sits down next to him* How's it going, Chiriko-chan?
Chiriko: *looks up at Ritz with surprise* Aren't you supposed to be with Nuriko-san?
Ritz: *shakes head* Not today. Ano, Chiriko...Is it just me...or are you extremely hungry right now? Do you wanna go get something to eat?
Chiriko: *blushes* You're asking me?
Ritz: Yeah...*he's so innocent!!! Wai! So kawaii!!!* Wanna go? Come on!!! *stands up*
Chiriko: Sure...*stands up*
Ritz: *stares down at him, oi...he's 20cm shorter than me...* Ne, Chiriko...do you mind if I make you my age? It'll hurt your neck if you don't...
Chiriko: *blushes*
Ritz: *types on her trusty keyboardTM and Chiriko turns from a kawaii little kid to a totally droolable bishounen---WAI WAI!!! starts drooling at the 16 year old him...*
Chiriko: *takes her hand* Come on, let's go get that something to eat.
Ritz: *drool drool* Oh sure, Chiriko-chan *more drool*...let's go...*drool...DAMN! Who knew Chiriko could produce this reaction?!?* ^.~
Owar--
Tamahome: Arigatou for reading this fic! Think this is good? Well for the low low price of 100 gold ryu, you'll be included in yet another fic!! Ritz promised--
Ritz: *smacks Tamahome* Oi! I never said that!!
