It all just reverts to making fun of New Kids on the Block anyway, doesn't it? Anyways, I thought they were awesome when I first saw them, but the New ThunderCats really sucked. Big time. They sucked a big fat one, all except Lynx-O. The rest should've been offed, and they should've let Tygra back onto the show.

Lynx-O was the blind guy, and the only new ThunderCat that didn't suck. He had heightened senses due to his blindness. Had a disc on his wrist. Not much of a weapon, it just reflected beams and stuff. He's standing in front of the ThunderStrike, the vehicle that only he could pilot. He used his Braille Board. As some sort of weird community service, the ThunderCats had to stress that Lynx-O was perfectly capable in his first few episodes. To show this he saved the ThunderCats on innumerable occasions during the last year. Damn morals. I wanted to see the sword.

Pumyra. She had a sling and did nothing. The least used besides Tygra, who virtually disappeared after the new characters were introduced. Her and Ben-Gali were most likely guarding the Tower of Omens or something. See, that's something that's kind of cool. The Thundercats get three more members, and they don't let them live in the Cat's Lair with them. They assign them to guard the Lunataks, the worst bunch of villains on Third Earth. Regular Thundercat to Mutant ratio: 6 to 4. New Thundercat to Lunatak Ratio: 3 to 5. I liked them odds.

Ben-Gali. He growled way too much. His weapon was a hammer. Subsequently they busted the Sword of Omens plenty of times after he was introduced to worry retarded kids like me. Before, the sword was indestructable, but once Ben-Gali was on the show every villain with a vendetta could crack it in half. Ben-Gali would swagger in and go "I was the best blacksmith on Thundera. I might as well give it a try." And then he'd fix the sword with his cool hammer and us idiots would go out and buy some more of his stuff. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I take pride in my state of blissful stupidity.

Just make Snarf a little smaller, but a belt around his chest and give him a higher voice, and give him an annoying little "Snarfer. Snarfer.", and what have you got? Freakin' Snarfer. He was Snarf's stupid nephew. Snarfer was always calling Snarf "Uncle Osbert", (Snarf's real name), which usually got Snarf mad. I really wanted to see Snarf smack Snarfer in the head with Ben-Gali's hammer, but this never happened. Snarfer went to Snarf college and annoyed the hell out of everybody who wasn't stupid at the time. I thought he was pretty cool.

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