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Sailor Moon and all related characters don't belong to me.
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The Author yawned, took a sip of Pepsi and began writing.
The Sailor Scouts killed a monster, detransformed, and headed for the video arcade.
"This is a really bad beginning," Amy said.
Serena was eating an ice cream cone and getting chocolate all over her face. Darien ran into her and she spilled ice cream all over him. She immediately began apologizing to him.
"I don't WANT to apologize! He's always being so mean to me, I should be mean to him sometimes!" Serena snapped. Darien just stood there, the Author having no idea what he should say.
"By the way, are we in love today or not?" Serena asked. Darien shrugged. "You decide," he said.
"Ok...Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eeny meeny miny mo...We're in love!" Serena squealed, throwing her arms around Darien and smearing him in chocolate. Suddenly he started seeing a vision. He saw a lion standing in the clouds. "Simba...Remember me.." the lion said.
"Who the heck are you?" Darien asked. "Sorry, wrong vision," the lion said. Instantly the vision changed and Darien saw Princess Serena standing in distance, her hair and dress blowing around gently in a soft breeze. "I have a mission for you, Darien," the princess whispered.
"What? I can't hear you," Darien said.
"I have a mission for you," the princess said, louder now.
"Speak up, I can't hear you," Darien said. "I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU, YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU DEAF!?" Princess Serena shrieked. The soft breeze grew a little stronger. "You must..." she began.
"I must...what?" Darien asked. "Kill a Negaverse monster? Save Serena's life? What must I do?"
"Buy me a new dress." the princess said. The wind was pretty strong now, she was struggling to keep her balance. "This ruffly white one is really dull after you wear it day in, day out for a thousand years or so. Get me a new one. A pretty one."
"A new dress? But can't you..." Darien began. "Just get me the stupid dress, ok? Sheesh," the princess groaned. The winds were immensely powerful now, she was starting to blow away. "Get it for meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled as the winds carried her off somewhere.
Darien suddenly woke up from his vision. "Serena, I can't see you anymore," he said, giving the usual excuse he made when he got a vision that told him to break up with Serena. "I don't love...hey, where did everyone go?" he asked. He saw Serena way down the street. "Why did you leave me behind?" he yelled, running to catch up with her.
Serena shrugged. "You went into one of your weird vision thingys, so I got bored and left."
"Where are the others?" Darien asked.
"The Author decided they served no real purpose in this scene, so they were cut out," Serena explained.
"Well, I can't see you anymore, I don't l-" Darien began.
"Yeah, yeah, I know the routine. You're off on a mysterious mission, suddenly you hate me, I cry like mad and follow you around like a lovesick puppy until we're back in love again," Serena sighed. "I know, this plot device has been done to death," Darien said.
"Well, here goes. Oh Darien, how can you do this to me?! We've been in love for so long, don't I mean anything to you? Please, Darien!" Serena wailed.
"Serena, I don't love you. Now just leave me alone! I never want to see you again!" Darien said. He turned around and left. Serena stared after him, her eyes filled with tears. Suddenly Darien came back. "Oh, by the way, Serena, do you know where I can get a pretty dress?"
Serena stared at him. "Darien, please don't tell me you're a cross dresser," she finally said.
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