Pu SMAP on 4 May 1999
by 小草兒
 

今集Tsuyoshi向「剪髮」工作進行挑戰。雖然Tsuyoshi亦曾為自己修髮尾,但卻未曾修剪整個髮型呢!YusukeTsuyoshi不如為自己剪一個新髮型吧!不過Tsuyoshi正拍戲中,所以不能在這時轉換新髮型, Yusuke聽後很激動, 因為Tsuyoshi有電影拍,而他卻……..

首先他們請來一位專業髮型師---宮村浩氣 (他現時亦是藤原紀香的專用髮型師),然後在學習一些剪髮技巧, 便在街上找一女孩為她剪髮。(如果小草兒有此榮幸能給Tsuyoshi剪髮,小草兒會一世也不會轉髮型啦!) Tsuyoshi見到宮村後,便立即問宮村他的髮型如何? 宮村回答Tsuyoshi他這髮型很好, 很有型!(小草兒也認為當Tsuyoshi略為打理他這新髮型,也很有型!當然無論Tsuyoshi是什麼髮型,都很好看啦!)而宮村認為Yusuke的髮型能剪得較清爽些,便會更適合他!(!真的長了些了,Yusuke!)

他們到了宮村在青山的髮型屋後,宮村便為一模特兒剪髮,他一邊剪髮一邊教導Tsuyoshi一些剪改技巧,更讓Tsuyoshi有實習的機會! 首先教如何修剪後面頭髮的髮尾,為了有自然感,故稍為斜剪, Tsuyoshi連忙說以往的髮型師總會向橫一剪便算的!跟著宮村教剪有層次的髮型,宮村用二指夾著頭髮後,剪刀便以看似輕描淡寫的剪下。但Tsuyoshi見到剪刀的刀尖很接近手指,便不斷說:「危險!危險!」還叫小孩子不要模仿呢!(傻瓜!) Tsuyoshi在認真學習這些技巧後便到了實踐時間。原來剪髮真的不是那麼容易!看看Tsuyoshi多麼的慌亂,還把梳子也掉下!Tsuyoshi再拾起梳子,預備剪髮時,梳子又再掉下!!!!之後Tsuyoshi說這模特兒的頭髮很幼!Yusuke便取起她的頭髮摸一摸,呀!居然還用鼻子去嗅!(傻瓜!能從氣味分辨出頭髮的粗幼嗎?!)

之後宮村教修兩旁的頭髮要有層次,故此亦要向上斜剪。呀!宮村師傅的梳子也掉下!Tsuyoshi即很驚訝的說:「師傅也會把梳子掉下呢!」宮村唯有尷尬的笑笑!跟著教修剪前額的頭髮,Tsuyoshi很認真!還在旁模仿剪法、姿勢。這也差不多要把頭髮吹乾!這時宮村示範在剪髮過程中如何和客人溝通、交談以製造氣氛!(!原來這也很重要的呀!)

把頭髮吹乾後,為要有自然感,便要輕削頭髮。但這是很高的技巧!如不熟習的便很容易把頭髮剪掉的。之後又到Tsuyoshi實習的時間,他削髮的技巧也很純熟!連宮村也讚他呀!原來他就是以這方法為自己修剪髮尾的!所以他也覺得自己很利害!然後宮村表演一招很高超的剪髮技巧,他只是在髮與髮間把剪刀左右輕撥數下,便有幾條頭髮削了下來,這令髮型更見自然及層次。這一絕技令Tsuyoshi佩服不已!把髮型固定後便完成整個過程了!

Tsuyoshi學完藝後,便到原宿街上找一個女子做他的模特兒,宮村說想清楚知道自己的作品是成功或是失敗,就最好由她的男朋友決定。所以他們選了模特兒後,當她亦答應給Tsuyoshi為她剪髮後,她便致電給其男朋友說兩小時後出來見面。

當他們一行人到髮型屋後,Tsuyoshi要畫出一個髮型是怎樣似長瀨智也,Tsuyoshi很驚訝!說是他後輩呀!Tsuyoshi展示他的完成予想圖後及模特兒同意後便開始!(說真呢,Tsuyoshi的畫藝……)

Tsuyoshi預備開始剪時,居然忘記了先為客人披上剪髮用的布,專業真的是專業,幸好有宮村在旁提醒他!否則剪下的頭髮便會沾在衣服上!跟著Tsuyoshi便小心翼翼的開始他的剪髮挑戰!但在旁的宮村和Yusuke卻頗為擔心呢!Tsuyoshi認真及小心的剪髮途中,Yusuke提醒他要和客人談話,製造氣氛,於是Tsuyoshi便問那模特兒喜歡吃什麼?(!) Tsuyoshi在宮村在旁的指點下,越剪越輕鬆,但反觀在旁的二人卻擔心得動也不動!之後Tsuyoshi的得意技又出現!很快便接近完成的階段。最後Tsuyoshi便抓鬆頭髮,YusukeTsuyoshi接觸女性頭髮的手勢很純熟!加上宮村為模特兒化妝後便完成了!!那模特兒的新髮妻真的很不錯!

之後這少女便約她的男朋友出來,她的男朋友見到她的新髮型有乘樣的反應!Tsuyoshi是成功,還是失敗呢?當這少女的男朋友見到這新髮型後便笑了。那代表什麼呢?好看,還是……然後他說「很可愛!很好看呀!」這証明Tsuyoshi這次挑戰是大成功!之後當TsuyoshiYusuke出現在他面前及知道他的女朋友的新髮型是出自Tsuyoshi的,簡直有點不相信。在他問及Tsuyoshi是否平日也有為別人剪髮的,但這是Tsuyoshi的初次嘗試呀!這令他更驚訝!(小草兒想Tsuyoshi不當歌星,也可轉行當髮型師,而且成績也會很好的!不過,他還是當歌星好些!這才有機會常常見到他嘛!)

 

p.s.可能時間已很晚,當他們與那少女的男朋友見面後,在回到車上時,Tsuyoshi已見有疲態!不知是累,還是先前過份緊張的後遺症呢?
 

ENGLISH TRANSLATION BY TOTORO

In this episode, Tsuyoshi will learn hair-cutting and gets a try afterwards.  Let's see his hair-cutting skill......

Tsuyoshi told Yusuke that he used to cut his hair (only a little bit at the side) by himself, but never try "the whole head".  Yusuke suggested Tsuyoshi to get a new hair-style for himself, but Tsuyoshi claimed that as he is now shooting a film, he can't change the hair-style.  Yusuke was angry as Tsuyoshi is shooting a film while he has nothing to do..... haha!

They invited a hair-stylist, Hiroki Miyamura, to be Tsuyoshi teacher.  Hiroki-san is some famous actors/actress' hair-stylist and his new shop has just been opened.  (Is it a promotion?)  The proposal was that Hiroki-san taught Tsuyoshi some skills in hair-cutting, then they invited a girl on the street and let Tsuyoshi cut her hair.  (Woo, sure Totoro will run to Tsuyoshi and ask him to cut the hair for me!)  When they met Hiroki-san, Tsuyoshi asked if his hair-style is ok.  Hiroki-san said that it's good and kakkoii, Tsuyoshi was happy.  (Totoro also likes Tsuyoshi present hair-style!) On the other hand, Hiroki-san thought that the hair of Yusuke was too long, it would be better if he cut a little.  (Um... really a little bit long, Yusuke-san.)

They went to the new shop of Hiroki-san and Hiroki-san started teaching Tsuyoshi.  He first taught Tsuyoshi how to cut the hair at the back.  "Um... have to cut at angles, which looks more natural."  "ah, yes, but in the past the barber just horizontally cut my hair." commented by Tsuyoshi.  Then Hiroki-san taught Tsuyoshi how to cut the hair into layers.

Then Hiroki-san asked Tsuyoshi to try.  Ooops, seemed easy but for real practice ne..... Tsuyoshi was a little bit nervous, he even dropped the comb twice!  Tsuyoshi said that the hair of the model was soft, so Yusuke pick up some and smelt it.  (Baga, can we tell if the hair is soft by smelling it?  Haha!)

Hiroki-san wanted to teach Tsuyoshi how to cut the hair at the side.  Ooops, what happened to you, Hiroki-san?  You also dropped your comb ne!  Haha!  Tsuyoshi said, "ah, even the teacher drops the comb!"  Hiroki-san was a little bit embarrassed.  Hiroki-san also reminded Tsuyoshi that he must talk with the customer so that they feel more relaxing, and it is important.

After drying the hair, in order to make it look more natural, the hair-stylist still has to cut the hair lightly.  But be careful, if too heavy then nearly all the hair will be cut out!  (Wah, quite difficult ne!)  Tsuyoshi did this quite well, even Hiroki-san was surprised.  Tsuyoshi explained that he got used to cut his hair this way.

After they finished the lesson, they started finding a girl from the street for Tsuyoshi to practise.  (Who was that lucky girl ?)  They went to Harajuku.  Hiroki-san said that better asked the girl's boyfriend as judge.  They invited a girl who was waiting for her boyfriend.  They asked her to phone to her boyfriend and asked him to meet her two hours later.

They went back to the shop.  Tsuyoshi asked the girl if what hair-style she liked?  She wanted something like Tomoya Nagase.  (Er?)  Tsuyoshi then draw the ideal hair-style and let others looked at it.  The girl agreed that hair-style.  (Actually, Totoro thinks that the hair-style of that girl before cutting is quite good.)

Tsuyoshi began to start. 'Wait, wait, you forget to put on the apron for the girl.'  Yes, haha!  Tsuyoshi forgot to put on the apron.  Tsuyoshi started cutting the hair at the back.  He was very concentrated on the work and did quite well.  But Hiroki-san reminded Tsuyoshi that he had to talk with the customer.  Guess what Tsuyoshi asked?  'What do you like to eat?'  Haha!  Both Hiroki-san and Yusuke were surprised.  The girl just couldn't stop laughing.

Um.... Tsuyoshi did very well, he nearly finished and he looked like a professional hair-stylist.  Even Yusuke said that the way how Tsuyoshi combed the hair was professional.  Then, Hiroki-san put on the make-up for the girl.  Woo... quite nice. The new hair-style was good!

The girl then went to a coffee shop to meet her boyfriend.  When the boy saw her new hair-style, he kept on laughing.  'Is it good or bad?'  Tsuyoshi was nervous and wanted to know the answer.  'The new hair-style is good, and kawai ne!'  The boy told his girlfriend.  Hurray!  Tsuyoshi succeed again!  So Yusuke and Tsuyoshi ran to the boy and told him that Tsuyoshi did the hair-cutting for the girl.  And reminded him that it is the first time that Tsuyoshi did so.  The boy was surprised.  (Tsuyoshi could be a successful hair-stylist if he doesn't want to be a singer.  But he'd better be a singer so that we can always see him on TV!)

 

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