Tsuyoshi 告訴 Yusuke,他有份演出舞台劇「浦田行進曲」及飾演Yasu, 而且非常開心呢!但Yusuke覺得很驚訝, 及認為Tsuyoshi不像Yasu.　 故此找來藤井隆和他比試。由Yusuke扮演主角銀,　 讓他們二人進行「子分肌對決」,　 他們乘坐著車子往不同的地區進行比試。

第一會合要他們買回上期一月號的《月刊少年》。Tsuyoshi去了好幾間便利店找, 最後去了一間大型書店找, 他向店員詢問, 但結果也是找不到,故他打算改變計劃。正巧Yusuke打電話給他詢問情況, 但當Tsuyoshi告訴他找不到故轉變計劃時,Yusuke斷了線, 令Tsuyoshi很驚呢!　 Tsuyoshi先回Yusuke車上.　 正當Tsuyoshi拿出一本《Junon》告訴Yusuke他得了第九位, 討他歡喜時, 藤井打電話告訴Yusuke, 他找到一月號的《月刊少年》。不久藤井回來後見Tsuyoshi很清爽但自己卻滿頭大汗,認為Tsuyoshi不太盡力!　 原來他親身上了出版社---秋田書店才能找到的。故此局的優勝者必是他!

第二回合是要二人在限時15分鐘, 用Yusuke給的10000yen,在日比谷為Yusuke(銀)購買合適的衣服!　 三分鐘後Tsuyoshi先看中一件黑色皮草外褸,但要1萬9800yen!　 惟有繼續找了!　 跟著他說很寂寞, 因為當他在這熱鬧的街上逛時,也沒有人認得他嘛! 之後他買了一件斑馬紋的外褸回去。回到車上, Tsuyoshi發現Yusuke正在吃壽司, Tsuyoshi說好味且也很想吃!　 不久藤井也回來。他真的買了一些很棒的衣服回來.　 他用了5800yen買了一件金黃色的燕尾服及背心,又用了1500yen和3000yen買白恤衫和白褲。Yusuke穿上後真像登台!　 藤井真的很厲害,故此回合他又勝了。但他能買得這樣便宜的代價,是要提著該店舖的紙袋在攝錄機前賣廣告。

之後他們到六本木進行第三會合比試。今次是要他們想法子做些事讓Yusuke(銀)覺得滿足和高興。藤井先下車往CD店去, 之後Tsuyoshi也好像想到了辦法,他向Yusuke說不如做咖哩給他吃吧!　 這嚇得Yusuke面也青了!　 (因為他們曾在數集前弄過咖哩,但他們卻用了七小時來完成!)。跟著Tsuyoshi下了車往對面的超市,原來他到超市買材料回車上弄麵鼓湯。五分鐘後他便拿著一碗熱騰騰及香噴噴的湯出來!　 Yusuke喝後感到很滿足呢! 這令得Tsuyoshi很高興!

之後藤井也回車上,他原來在CD店中找了很久的是Yusuke在Bingo Bongo時代出的大碟。當Yusuke拿來看時,看到這本來定價是2800yen的,現只售500yen的價錢牌。當藤井播放這CD時,Yusuke說他很討厭這個,因為他不想提起從前的事嘛!故此回合必由Tsuyoshi勝出啦!

他們回到朝日電視台舉行第四回合,這是由Yusuke飾演銀,藤井飾演小夏,而Tsuyoshi做Yasu的做出「浦田行進曲」其中一幕。結果由Tsuyoshi勝出,理由是Yusuke認為藤井不夠落力和認真。

之後正當他們休息時,Yusuke發現他遺失了他(銀)很喜歡的扇子。他想到是把它遺留在惠比壽的租帶中心裡的AV 部門中,Tsuyoshi聽後簡直難以相信。但Yusuke要他們為他找回扇子及租一盒合他心意的AV錄影帶給他看!　 故二人即時出發,打算盡早到達。藤井決定由電視台步行往惠比壽(大約3公里啊!)而Tsuyoshi則嘗試截順風車,不久他便成功截到!　 (當然啦!)　 在車上Tsuyoshi與前座的小女孩交談及問她的名字, Yusuke正打電話聯絡Tsuyoshi, 而Tsuyoshi居然關上他的電話,岸策落頵usuke很驚訝了。Tsuyoshi當然能早些到達及找回扇子,之後為Yusuke租了影帶後便回電視台。那時藤井才致電給Yusuke說他剛到租帶中心,Tsuyoshi聽後便很高興的回話,他已找到扇子且也回來,說完後便說因收聽不清截繼了藤井的電話!　 當藤井回來時,他們正欣賞Tsuyoshi租回來的AV帶。Yusuke看到藤井租回來的影帶名後,便決定這局由藤井勝出,縱然是Tsuyoshi找回扇子,但是他喜歡藤井帶回來的影帶多些! 故此總結果是藤井勝出了!

p.s.片尾看到Tsuyoshi由惠比壽步行回來時,有幾個女學生見到Tsuyoshi所以很開心和興奮! 這也令到Tsuyoshi很高興和驚奇!
 

English part translated by Totoro

Tsuyoshi told Yusuke that he will participate in the drama “Kamata Kohshinkyoku”, he was very excited that he would be “Yasu”.　 Yusuke was surprised and thought that Tsuyoshi did not look like “Yasu”, he asked 藤井 to compete with Tsuyoshi and decided who should take the role of “Yasu”.　 Yusuke was “Yan-san” in “Kamata” and the two competitors had to do something to please him.

The first round they had to buy the last chapter (January issue) of a comedy book that Yusuke forgot to buy last month.　 As the shops were selling the February issue, it was quite difficult to buy back last chapter.　 Tsuyoshi went to several convenience stores and to a large bookshop; however, he still could not find the January issue.　 He decided to change his plan…… suddenly his phone rang, Yusuke was calling him and asking him how he was doing, when he told Yusuke that he would like to change…… Yusuke hang up the phone!　 Tsuyoshi was afraid that Yusuke was angry, but he still bought…… Tsuyoshi went back to Yusuke’s coach, he bought Yusuke the latest “Junon” where Yusuke rank no. 9 for the poll in “Junon”.　 Tsuyoshi thought that this news could please Yusuke ……but 藤井 phoned Yusuke that he found the comedy book!　 Where?　 Ooops, 藤井 went to the publisher la!　 He asked them to give him the January issue.　 When 藤井 was back to the car, he found that Tsuyoshi was relaxing while he was hot and sweating, he thought that Tsuyoshi did not try his best.　 (No, no, Tsuyoshi ran to many convenience stores la, we are the witnesses!)　　 Since 藤井 could find the comedy book, sure he was the winner of first round.

In the second round, both of them got 10,000 yens from Yusuke and they had to buy him some clothes that suited him within 15 minutes.　 After 3 minutes, Tsuyoshi found a black fur jacket, but it cost 19,800 yens, too expensive, he had to go on …… while walking along the street, Tsuyoshi complained that he felt lonely, as it seemed that no one recognized him ne!　 Haha!　 Eventually he bought a “zebra-stripe” jacket for Yusuke.　 (Tsuyoshi, no need to buy, you can borrow that kind of jacket from Nakai, Heehee.)　 He found that Yusuke was eating a box of sushi in his coach, and it seemed that the sushi were delicious!　 But poor Tsuyoshi!　 Yusuke did not give sushi to Tsuyoshi ne!　 Anyway, Yusuke liked the jacket bought from Tsuyoshi.　 藤井 was back, what did he buy?　 Woo ~~~~ a “golden” vest and jacket, white shirt and white trousers!　 Killing me ne!　 But, but, it best fitted for the stage (is it?　 I wonder……) So, again, 藤井 won the second round!　 (藤井 got a discount from the shop as he agreed to carry the bags of that shop and promote the shop in front of the camera la!)

In the third round, the two competitors had to do something to please Yusuke.　 藤井 hurried to a CD shop.　 Er…… Tsuyoshi thought of something, he suggested to Yusuke if he liked to have some curry?　 Yusuke turned white as last time Tsuyoshi spent 7 hours to prepare the curry!　 (But sure I will wait for that delicious curry la!)　 Tsuyoshi went to the supermarket opposite to the road, was he going to buy some curry???　 No la, he bought some cups of soups and prepared a cup of hot soup to Yusuke.　 It was very delicious.　 Yusuke was happy and felt comfortable.　 藤井 was back; he spent much time on finding the CD of Yusuke while he was in Bingo Bongo.　 Yusuke noted that the original cost of the CD was 2,800 yens, but now only cost 500 yens…… While 藤井 tried to play the CD, Yusuke told him that he hated this as it let him remembering the past…… Um…… Tsuyoshi was the winner of this round la!

They then went back to the TV station for the forth round.　 They tried a part of “Kamata”.　 Yusuke was “Yan-san”, 藤井 was the actress, and Tsuyoshi was “Yasu”.　 Tsuyoshi easily won this round as Yusuke commented that 藤井 was not serious in acting his role.

Then, Yusuke found that he lost his beloved “fan” in the AV section of a video shop.　 He asked Tsuyoshi and 藤井 to get back the fan for him, in addition, brought him an AV tape!　 So they had to hurry to the video shop as quickly as they can.　 藤井 decided to walk to the shop (which was 3 miles far away!)　 Tsuyoshi tried to ask someone to drive him there.　 Luckily a lady agreed to drive him.　 Actually that lady recognized Tsuyoshi and told him that she was his fan ne.　 Tsuyoshi went into her car and talked with the daughter of the lady.　 He even turned off his mobile while Yusuke wanted to chase him.　 Haha!　 Yusuke was quite surprised!　 Tsuyoshi went to the video shop, got the fan and borrowed an AV tape for Yusuke.　 While they (Tsuyoshi and Yusuke) were watching the tape in the TV station, 藤井 arrived at the shop and phoned Yusuke that he couldn’t find the fan.　 Poor boy!　 Tsuyoshi told him that he had already got it!　 Then he told him that the mobile was not clear and he cut the line.　 No, no, Tsuyoshi, you shouldn’t do this……　 藤井 then went back to the TV station.　 But while Yusuke looked at the name of the tape, he decided that 藤井 was the winner as he liked the name of the tape!　 As a result, the overall winner was still xx!

P.s. While Tsuyoshi was walking back to the TV station, some students recognized him and were screaming (as they usually did when sawing some “stars” on the streets.)　 Tsuyoshi was surprised and happy!

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