She remains absolutely gorge by sticking to a strict diet of Kettle chips, Full Montys and Pork rolls. Her skins remains blemish free due to the copious quantities of radiation her skin absorbs from her television.
Tim Tam is already irrisistable and really cool, and currently trying to get rich by spending all her time down at the casino. She gets her jollies by changing gender frequently and the letters and artwork she sends in to TV hits are regularly rejected.
Her ultimate indulgence is taking a walk to the library.
Extremely sociable, she loves anything kinky and regularly goes to visit her good friends the Farmteens on weekends. Her latest squeeze is Austin Powers International Man of Mystery who dumped Liz Hurley because Ronstar is just so ShAGadElic BayBEe!
You'll find Ronstar getting funky on the dance floor (or train station), going crazy in clothing stores, shaving people's eyebrows off and ruining group photos. She is still searching for the ultimate Mr Pebis. She enjoys egging houses, chewing carpet, picking her nose and doing knock-and-runs.
If you offer her $50,000 , she will sleep on a slab in the morgue.
Possessing an unhealthy love for anything bordering on the bizzarre and unconventional, you'll find her torturing teenage workers at MacDonald's, annoying sales assistants in clothing stores, abusing mormons, physically assaulting Teletubbies merchandise, violently refusing to let go of the microphone in karaoke and coating her body in tofu before preparing to go door-knocking for the Red Shield Appeal.
She stays sane by spazzing out in near epileptic fits to The Beatles or disco music.
She is in love with the singing frog.
A self-confessed coffee addict, Stinky takes great pleasure in sensuously moulding Flymo and frequently rips the feathers out of her 2 budgies : Budgie and Monkey Magic.
Extremely intelligent, she invested in a sports car before learning to drive and her secret fetish is throwing cheese-and-bacon-rolls at unsuspecting passers-by.
Believing rock-oysters to be the universal and most effective aphrodisiac, she frequently gorges herself on them as an alternative to Spanish Fly.
Due to her bad smell, she is forced to live in isolation in a garage.