Hello, Kaoru here. Start right after the **** line or you'll miss the first
few lines of the story. I would like to take this free time to gripe. What
do I want to gripe about? Take this time to start reading the story if you
like. Oh yeah! I've received many annonymous e-mails calling Aoki a slut.
Gee people, can't anyone be confused and try out what best fits them? Ah
well I guess I can't change your minds. Um...I'll get back to you later if
I have anything else to say. E-mail me at kaorunagisa@yahoo.com, I think
that about covers it. Tabris Enterpises presents...
[LIME]
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Touji sat in his mirror brushing his hair getting ready for school. He was
already dressed and he had his traditional Japanese breakfast of miso soup and
rice. He was just about finished brushing his hair and he smiled at himself in
the mirror. He was stillhungry so he grabbed some unbuttered toast and decided
to walk to school. Since he had gotten up so early their was no need to rush.
He had even worn his correct school uniform instead of his sweat suit. The boy
walked unanturally happily to school. When he got to class the sight that befeld
him was a odd one.
Theme Song: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
"E v a L e S s"
"The BITCHES must Die! (SAKEBIOGE)"
"Hey, what are you doing in my seat?" Touji asked Shinji as the entered.
"Now that the Queen G. and I are not together, it would be safer if
I had a buffer." Shinji said.
"This sucks, I don't wanna sit next to Asuuuka." Touji whined.
"Please..." Shinji said giving a kawaii girly face that made
him look even more female than he already did.
"Fine, on two accounts. One, never do that face again and two understand
than i'm only between you two, I'm not in the middle of you." Touji said.
"Yeah, whatever." Shinji replied.
The class started to begin as the teacher assinged her work.
"Say Asuka do you understand number 17?" Aoki whispered.
"HEY! They're just not together for right now. And don't think I don't
know what you mean. You should be ashamed out
of the massochistic thrill you get out of her yelling at you. Only Shinji
can do that." Touji yelled calling attention to himself as Hikari and Asuka
stared on in awe.
"Thanks for not gettign in the middle of this." Shinji smirked sarcastically.
Touji blushed and sat down.
"Gee, he was just asking for a help." Hikari said.
"I know what he was asking for and if he asks again, I'll give him something
to get S & M about." Touji said.
Hikari and Asuka giggled to themselves about how 'interesting' what Touji had
just said sounded.
"Why is he so obsessed with you two?" Hikari asked.
"What are you asking me for, he's your boyfriend." Asuka responded.
"Um, class I have just one thing to say...Shut-up!" Ritsuko yelled from the
front of the room.
Touji stood up trying to protect the heart of his friend. Asuka then stood up
defending her actions. Shinji protested as he also stood and soon the three were
bickering loudly.
"Listen here, this class will not be more interested with the romantic going ons
of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching." Ritsuko sounded
upset.
Aoki cut his eyes and sweardropped.
Ritsuko seperated the feuding couple.
"Now, one more crazy interruption and all you nuts are going into detention."
Ritsuko yelled.
Suddenly the door burst open and a pale looking man walked in. He was pushing
a garbage pale. He glared at the students and Ritsuko and gave an overall feel
of gloom to the room. He then pointed at Ritsuko and left.
"Oh, that's it." Ritsuko threw her hends up.
Afternoon:
"This is detention, thata means no talking, moving or fraternizing for the next
two hours." Ritsuko said exitting.
"Where are you going?" Asuka asked.
"I am not in detention Ms. Soryu, I'll do as I please." Ritsuko closed the
door.
"All, I wanted was an answer." Aoki sighed.
"Oh shut-up Furisawa, you're lucky to even be here." Shinji glared.
"Odd, I see things differently than you." Aoki replied.
"I'm going to the soda machine, I'll be back." Touji said as he went to the door.
He giggled the handle and realized it was locked.
"Its locked. Can you believe this." Touji gasped.
Suddenly the eery Janitor made his way to infront of the door. He glared at the
children and then smirked a sadistic smirk and then walked on.
"Okay this is getting scary." Asuka said.
"What is going on?" Hikari asked as she jumped up and grabbed Touji's shoulder.
"I don't know, but I like it..." Touji smiled.
Suddenly the map on the blackboard flew up and Hikari screamed.
"AAAAAaaaaaaggggh!"
On the blackboard was a message reading "THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS" written in
blood.
"...now I don't like it." Touji winced.
"It's Profesor Akagi." Touji said as he regained his composure.
"There is blood on the chalkboard, I don't think she would resort to that after
running out of chalk." Hikari yelled.
"No, its fake. She's probably trying to teach us something." Touji said.
"Well, what is she trying to teach us?" Asuka aksed.
"To pay attention or no one survives." Shinji replied matter-of-factly
"That's just stupid." Asuka frowned.
"Stop attackign me, you gave up your right to do that." Shinji said.
"This doesn't make any sense." Hikari gasped.
"It does if you've seen enough horror films as I have, this is just too classic
--the locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and our first victim."
Touji smiled pointing at Aoki.
"Me, wh-wh-why me?" the blonde boy asked.
"Well Aoki its cetainly not going to be any of us." Shinji laughed.
Touji, Asuka and Hikari joined in the hearty laughter and their own
witicisms as the boy stood there with a pensive look on his face.
"What is this guy doing?"
"Hello, Duh!"
"What's this guy thinking?"
Suddenly there was a loud thud that began permeating from the door in
the sound of a heartbeat. The thud began growing louder and louder.
"Okay Touji, you seem to be the horror film expert, what the HELL is that?"
Hikari asked.
"That siginifes our heightened fear and signifies that something horrid
is about to walk through that door, right...now!" Touji said as the door
slid open revealing a figure.
"Aaaaaaaaaggggggh!" Hikari screamed.
"Hi-dee-ho!" Kensuke smiled from in the doorway with a basketball in his
arm.
"What are you doing here?" Touji asked.
"Just thought I'd wait for you guys and we could shoot some hoops
afterwards. I decided to shoot around a bit in the gym." Kensuke smiled
as he walked in.
"Did you see Prfesor Ayanami out there?" Shinji asked.
"No, actually it was kind of eery." Kensuke replied.
"Whyeery?Why'siteery?Why'dyousayeery?Whyeery?" Asuka said quick and nerously.
"I think it had somethign to do with that janitor..." Kensuke replied.
"...oh and there was blood coming out of the showers when I went in the locker
room to change." Kensuke continued matter-of-factly.
Asuka gasped.
"Ken, how was the pressure?" Shinji aksed.
"Ohhhh, REALLY good. It got all the soap out of my hair and everything..." Kensuke
replied.
"Oh, this is getting good. This would make a great movie, I just still feel so bad
that Aoki has to be the first to die." Touji said as everyone's head turned towards
Aoki.
"I really wish you would stop saying that." Aoki glared at Touji.
"Well waht is she trying to do?" Kensuke asked.
"I guess she is tryign to scare us into following her rules.
"That bitch." Asuka frowned.
"That doesn't scare me, nothign scares me. Oh and Asuka is no longer going out
with 'baka-Shinji' so if I want to ask her for help I am and what are you going
to do about it?" Aoki asked raising his hands up at Touji.
Suddenly the lights went out.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!" Hikari screamed.
The lights came back on as Touji flicked the switch back on. Shinji had jumped
in Kensuke's arms and he slowly got down upon seeing the lights back on.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaah." Hikari screamed pointing at something.
"No, no you scream when the lights go off. If you scream when the lights come on
it takes away from the first scream." Touji explained.
Hikari shook her head in anguish and pointed more violently.
"Aaaaaaagggggghaaaaalhhhhhaaaaahhhhh!!!" Hikari choked on her last part of the
scream.
"Now you're just being loud." Touji said.
Asuka, being the only smart one their, decided to look at what Hikari was pointing
at and she gasped back as the image came into her vision. Shinji turned around
with her and also saw it. It was Aoki hanging from the light fixtures with blood
dripping on the teachers desk. Shinji walked over to the hanging boy.
"Well he was never too good at catching air balls, this could help him." Shinji
quirked.
"Oh my God, Aoki's dead!" Kensuke screamed.
Everybody joined in on the scream and ran out of the classroom. The anguished and
freightened ran into the hallways as the lights began to blink and an eery tune
came across the announcement speaker system. It had an odd 1920's beat.
*Welcome to Rokubungi High, where you are gonna die, that's right! Fall right on
this way.*
The children seemed even more anguished by the demented sound of the jingle.
"Ayanmi is SO low budget." Touji laughed.
"Take a "No-doze' idiot. This is not our teacher's work." Asuka frowned.
"No, then what? There really is a murderer after us? WHat have we done?"
Touji aksed.
"Well, Shinji began pulling out a chart, we have not killed anyone accidentally.
We have had no recent deaths from parents that would link us all together. We
aren't learning about soemthign that would inspire us...according to the horror,
mystery film craze of the 1990's we should be safe." Shinji then took down his
chart and pulled off his small framed reading glasses.
"Look I don't care. I'm scared. Can we please get out of here?" Asuka asked.
"Of course not. All the doors are locked by now, and she is the only one
with the keys out of here." Touji responded.
The children all huddled in a group and then ran around the school checking
all the doors. They then all huddled their way to their original spot of
meeting...in front of the classroom.
"Whay are you not believing me? It's all so predictable." Touji laughed.
"Well then what's going to happen next?" Kensuke asked.
"First there will be a shadowy figure that none of us will see. It'll be
right behind out backs..." Touji began.
All the children then looked behind them and looked down the long hallway, while
behind their turned heads a shadowed figure ran.
"...and then the lights will flicker and Ayanami-sensai will reveal her master
plan to us." Touji concluded.
The lights began to flicker and another one of those frighteneing 1920's jingles
came on again.
*Here's a knife, here's a gun! They'll be fun for everyone, death is on the menu
tonight!*
As was predicted Profesor Ayanmi was standing there with a blank expression
on her face. Everybody seemed relieved to see the woman. They all walked over
to her with smiles on their face.
"So what was it? What was the big lesson yopu wanted us to learn?" Touji
asked.
Suddenly the woman keeled forward...with a knife through her back. Everybody
except Hikari and Touji ran away. Hikari drunk a little from the water fountain
and then walked back over to the scene.
"AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh!" Hikari screamed before she ran away.
"I was wrong." Toui said quietly to himself before he to ran.
Classroom:
"I don't believe Profesor Ayanami is dead." Asuka gasped.
"He was the first suspect. The moment I suspected him, he was dead meat." Touji
explained.
"Well is any one of us safe?" Hikari asked.
"Yeah, virgins. It takes unopened vagina to trick the killer during th big
chase scene." Touji explained tactlessly.
Hikari sweatdropped.
"Hah! And the The Virgin Queen Germany will live to see another day." Asuka announced.
'I wonder if they count oral sex.' Shinji thought to himself.
"I'm dead." Kensuke admitted with a bitter sweet expression on his face.
"I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying." Toui admitted.
"Me too." Hikari agreed sadly.
"Thanks for saving me, Asuka." Shinji smiled as Asuka raised an eyebrow.
"OKAY! Let's all calmly recap." Toui said.
"AOKI'S DEAD! AYANAMI'S DEAD! WHERE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE WITH THE KILLER!" Asuka yelled.
Everyone turned to look at her.
"Look I go a bit crazy under this kind of stress." Asuka admitted.
"So, basically we have to figure out who the charcter is." Kensuke said.
"Yeah, we shouls split up..." Hikari began.
"ENG! Wrong answer. Circle does not get the square." Toui interupted.
"You're right lets just sit here calmly, we'll all be fine." Hikari said neither
reassuring herself or anyone around her.
Suddenly a squeaky trash bin being oushed was heard behind the closed classroom
door.
"Please d-d-d-don-don't say it." Touji pleaded.
"It was the custodian who's the killer." Shinji said.
"And there goes the Janitor." Touji sighed.
"Oh don't be crazy, you were wrong about Sensai and you're wrong about this."
Asuka said.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! It's coming closer...he's coming closer! He's coming
to kill all of us! Aaaaaahhhh!" Hikari screamed as she gripped her head in
fear.
"Oh, lets get out of here." Kensuke yelled.
The 6 children left the room and ran into the hallway once again. When they
ran by the door they noticed that at the front of the door the trash bin was
not being oushed but was rolling.
"AAAAAAAaaaaaaah!" Hikari screamed as she pointed at it and watched the trash
bin roll.
"You know, you really are good at that." Kensuke smiled.
"Oh, thank-you." Hikari mouthed back to him.
"So where is he?" Shinji asked.
"He's probably coming to get us right now." Kensuke said.
"I don't think so, Touji said approaching the trash bin, hey Hikari?"
"Yeah." Hikari said.
"You sick of screaming?" Touji asked.
"Yes." The girl responded weakly.
"Then don't look in here." Touji said as Kensuke, Shinji and Asuka approached
the bin and saw its contents.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!" The group screamed.
"There's like dirty gym socks in there." Asuka screamed.
"Yeah, that and...this!" Touji said as he held up the head of the janitor from
out of the bin.
Everyone then looked at Hikari.
"Oh, me, ok. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Hikari screamed.
"Okay Baka-Touji-kun, how do you explain this?" Asuka asked.
"Easy. The death of the janitor signifies the death of the last obvious
suspect." Touji explained.
"Someone needs to stay out here and find another way out." Asuka said.
"I'll do it." Touji said.
"No, we need him...let Kensuke do it." Asuka said.
"Fina." Kensuke replied as his friends once again entered the classroom.
The boy began walking tiptoed around the hallway that the children had still
been in. He walked around until he bumped into something. No, it was a person.
"Aaaaah, killer! Killer!" Kensuke screamed.
"Ken, it's me...Megumi." Megumi smiled.
"I was in study hall and got locked in. I was so freightened and...why are you
patting me down?" Megumi asked.
"I'm checking for concealed weapons." Kensuke replied.
From the room all of the kids were watching.
"She doesn't look like the killer type to me." Hikari said.
"Me neither, I am less sure about Ken." Shinji said.
"Don't assume. Its always the one you think CAN'T be the killer." Touji said.
The group then walked out to greet Megumi.
"Hang with us." Asuka said.
"Yeah, toether we'll all be safe." Hikari agreed.
Suddenly the phone rang.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" Hikari screamed snapping her
fingers at Megumi.
"Oh, I'm sorry, you're..." Megumi began.
"That's right we already have a screamer around here." Hikari said angered.
Kensuke picked it up.
[Hello]
[Do you like scary movies]
[Actually I'm more into mysteries, action flicks, ya know]
[What's your favorite scary moovie]
[Um, did not you hear me before]
[I like that one, its scary]
[Did you record this off of a movie, HELLO]
[Lets play a little game]
"Hey guys, we can use the phone to help us." Asuka smiled.
"That's right because when we see the killer we can hit him with this."
Touji said as he ripped the phone out of the payphone scoket.
Everyone gave hom a look of COMPLETE shock. The phone then rang again. Touji
picked up the disconnected piece.
"Hello?...Oh, hey. It's the killer...Uh-huh...Mm-hmm...Oh...All righty...Buh-bye."
Touji said as he hung up the phone.
"God, on and on..." Touji began.
"What did he say was he mad?" Shinji asked.
"He said what ALL killers say, he wants to come here and kill us. HE wants
us to wait right here." Touji explained.
The children all high tailed it to the school library. They had split up and were
hiding in the stacks.
"Ya know, I don't understand why anyone would want to do this to us. I mean
were good kids." Shinji said.
"I'm sure we'll be just fine, Shinji." Megumi reassured.
Suddenly a book fell from on top of the shelp on to Shinji's head as he looked
up to see that it was indeed the killer. As Shinji lay in his dying words he
tried to speak tpo Megumi.
"Oh, Shinji. I'll save you." Megumi announced.
"Um, actually I'm dying." Shinji said.
"Oh." Megumi said.
"I did get a look at the killer, the killer is...the killer is..." Shinji couldn't
finidh his thought and died on his last word.
"Shinji? Shinji? Oh my GOD! Somebody help me, Shinji's DEAD!" Megumi screamed.
Other Stacks:
Touji and Hikari was walkind when suddenly the killer made his pressenc known.
"Aaaaaahhhhh!" Hikari screamed as the man charged for them.
Touji pushed her out of the way and killer slid his knife into Touji's abdomen.
Touji dropped to the ground as Hikari ran away screaming. A a bit farther away
Kensuke and Asuka had heard the cries of their friends and figured they were the
only two left. Kensuke grabbed Asuka's hand and began running away. The two moved
as fast as their feet could take them, but ultimately it was inaffective because
the killer stabbed Kensuke. Asuka tried to help him but continued running. She ran
right into Hikari and Megumi. All 3 girls were panicked and hysterically screaming
things at each other which were all incoherent. The killer made his menacing advance
towards the girls. The 3 girls sank to the floor in horro and fear. The killer stood
over them with his bloody knife dripping. They all grabbed each other in an embrace
as they prepared for theoir death. The killer went for his clown mask and when he
pulled it off all the girls were suprised but only Asuka was able to manage a
response.
"Kou?"
Asuka and all the girls were quite confused. Then they noticed something that gave
them ambivalent feelings of happiness and anger.
"GOTCHA BITCHES!" Touji yelled.
"GOTCHA!!!" Shinji smiled.
"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOSERS!" Kensuke yelled.
"THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO RECORD US DOING STUFF!" Aoki screamed.
The boys all gathered around Kou pointing, laughing and mocking the freightened and
confused girls.
"I don't get it, what about Profesor Ayanami?" Asuka asked.
"Hi girls." the woman said walking out.
"You were in on it too?" Hikari gasped.
The light bulb then went off in Megumi's head.
"They just payed us back for operation gehen onanieren?" the girl asked.
The three girls began simultaneously steaming.
"BAKA-SHIIIINJI!" Asuka growled.
"AOKIKO!" Megumi snarled.
"TOUJI! KEN!" Hikari gritted her teeth.
"Get EM!!!!!" Asuka announced as the girls charged and the boys and Professor
Ayanami ran away.
Kou just stood there laughing.
"Those kids are funny together." he jested to himself.
Ending Song:"It's The End Of the World As We Know It (and I feel fine)" by REM
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Ohayo. Watashi Ngumo-kun! It's coming out time. Has anyone ever just
wished their school would explode in a twisted and sick furry of bullets
and bombs. All of you who think that sounds nice, I would just like to say,You
kids of the 1990's are SICK! The death of many and the ending of a world.
The gradual end begins here. The lies of the past are ripped away as the true
nature of 'Tokyo-3' is finally revealed. The last thing that will be heard is
a scream of anguish from the survivors. The author would like to apologize before
hand to anyone this episode offends. However the story concept was devised way
before the tragedies of the past. A-799 and the closing of the infamous countdown!
Don't miss the next episode of EvaLeSs: Sex, Tunes, Popularity, Whatev! by Kaoru
Nagisa. Oh God Rei, Aoki, You can't ALL get killed!!! Somebody help them! Oh
"As If!!!"
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