Dani-chan & Chichiri: On the first day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....a Chichiri in a pear tree!
 
      ......nani???
     *POOF*
      A pear tree is in the middle of the seishi and Chichiri is sitting in it.

    Chichiri: Hey! How did I get up here no da?!?
     Dani-chan:  *grin* Is this my Christmas present??? *hugs the tree*  Thank Suzaku.....

Suboshi & Amiboshi: On the second day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....two anikis!

And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

    Seishi: HEY! What is Suboshi doing here?
    Suboshi: I dunno, ask the crazy authors.

Tasuki: On the third day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me.....three tessens!
Hey! I'm th' only one around here wit' a tessen! LEKKA SHINEN!!!!!!!

    *fire shoots out*
    Tamahome: ITAI!!!!!!!!
    Tasuki: Whoops, gomen Obake-chan. He-he-he...

Two anikis!
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

All seishi: On the fourth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....4 countries' gods!

Three tessens!
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

Hotohori: On the fifth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....five....sparkly....mirrors........I'm so beautiful.

   Minna: *Sweatdrop*

Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

Tamahome: On the sixth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me...six silver ryou!

   Tasuki: Ya oughta get a lump of COAL! DAHAHAHA! LEKKA-

Five sparkly mirrors!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

Miaka: On the seventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....seven seishi a-running!

   Seishi: MIAKA!!!!!! *run run*

Six silver ryou
Five sparkly mirrors!!!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

Seishi:  On the eigth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me.........
*waits*
*waits*
Tasuki: *whacks Mitsukake*
Mitsukake: Oh, yes....eight silent healers........................................

*silence*

Seven seishi a-running
Six silver ryou
Five sparkly mirrors!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

Nuriko:  On the ninth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....nine tables flying!

     Miaka: *glares at Nuriko*
     Nuriko: *innocently looks away and grins* Tee-hee...

Eight silent healers
Seven seishi a-running
Six silver ryou
Five sparkly mirrors!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

     Dani-chan: Must...have...my...Chichiri...*takes out an axe and proceeds to the pear tree*
    *Tasuki and Tamahome are in the back fighting*
    *Hotohori is gazing lovingly at himself in FIVE mirrors at once*

Chiriko: On the tenth day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me.....ten study hours!

     Hoshi: Chiriko, are you CRAZY?!?
      Dani-chan: Ne, Chiriko, what are you reading? ^_^

Nine tables flying
Eight silent healers
Seven seishi a-running
Six silver ryou
Five sparkly mirrors!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

    Chichiri: *trying to scramble higher in the tree* Daaa.....
     Dani-chan: Hehehehehe....oh Chichiriiiiiiii......*takes the axe and starts cutting down the pear tree*
 

Nyan-nyan: On the eleventh day of Christmas, Suzaku gave to me....eleven Nyan-Nyans healing! CURE CURE!! FIX FIX!!!

Ten study hours
Nine tables flying
Eight silent healers
Seven seishi a-running
Six silver ryou
Five sparkly mirrors!!!
Four countries' gods
Three tessens
Two anikis
And a Chichiri in a pear tree!

*Nakago appears and starts singing*

Nakago: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Seiryuu gave to me.....

*ALL the seishi stop exactly what they are doing and stare wide-eyed*

   Chiriko: You....aren't....going to....si-
   Tasuki: *covers Chiriko's ears* YOU CAN'T DO THIS, #*^$# IT!!!!!

*Over-dramatic claps of thunder are heard*

*Nakago's seishi symbol is blazing*

   Hoshi & Dani-chan: Uh...proceed Nakago....*turn to the seishi, give them a painful look and nod*
 

Nakago: Twelve Nakagos whipping!!! *evil laugh*

  Seishi: *start running in panic from Nakago singing all at once*

Eleven Nyan-Nyans healing!
Ten study hours!
Nine tables flying!
Eight silent healers!
Seven seishi a-running!
Six silver ryou!....

*all seishi, including Nakago, stop. Nakago taps Hotohori on the shoulder to get his attention away from the mirror*

All: Five sparkly mirrors!!!

Four countries' gods
*chop, chop*
Three tessens
*chop, chop*
Two anikis...

*CRRRRACK!!!!!*
  "Timber!!!!!!"

     *Everyone turns around to find the pear tree completely chopped down, and Dani-chan hugging Chichiri*
       Seishi: *grin*
      Chichiri: Daaaaaa..........*smiles*
 
 
  And a Chichiri in a pear tree!!!!!!!!!!!  NO DA!!!!