Battousai (RK): Blood!! *faints*
Sheng Long (DBZ): PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!!!!! eeenie meenie livin' space!
(a la Aladdin).
Vegeta (DBZ): I'm sorry Bulma. Not tonight.
Goten (DBGT): Training! Yay!
Shiryu (SS): I don't know.
Bulma (DBZ): *sings about Vegeta* There's something sweet, and almost kind, but he was mean and he was course and unrefined. And now he's dear, and so unsure, I wonder why I've never seen it there before!
Nappa (DBZ): Besides working in DBZ I also do comercials! You might recognize me from that famous advertisement.....Mr.Clean!
TenShinHan (DBZ): I don't just advertise for the Hair Club for Men.....I'm also a member.
Krylin (DBZ): Rogaine??? Bah, Who needs it? I'm happy being bald!
Cell (DBZ): EEEEWWWWWW!!! A bug!!! Squish it! Quick!!!
Master Roshi (DBZ): I only buy Playboy to read their interesting articles.
Shiryu (SS): I can see clearly now the rain is gone....
Megumi (RK): Kenshin??? Bah! My only love is that amazingly smart and responsible man, Sanosuke!
Yahiko (RK): Wow Kaoru you're soooo cool!! I wanna be just like you!
Mu (SS): Nope. Sorry, can't fix it.
Aphrodite (SS): I'm NOT gay!
Radditz (DBZ): Goku, forgive me for being a bad brother! I didn't mean to kidnap my nephew!
Bardock (DBZ): I love you my son........Ah! Ship him off to Earth already!!
Gohan (DBZ): I hate my father. I hope he dies never comes back. God forbid I EVER turn out like him! Or that green freak Piccolo for that matter.
Broli (DBZ): Oh Gosh, there's so much I wanna say! Let's see....
Bulma (DBZ): I love my hair. I'm never gonna change the way it looks.
Kenshin (RK): Kaoru's in danger? What the hell do I care?
Saori (SS): I have an idea.
Seiya (SS): Why do I protect you, Saori-san? Cause you're so beautiful, kind and smart and I just love you with all my heart and soul. All I do for you I do from the bottom of my soul.
Mino (SS): I hate you Seiya, I can't stand you. I like it when you go away.
Seiya (SS): Mino, I hate seeing you. I hope I never have to again.
Camus (SS): It's kinda drifty in here...I better go turn on the fireplace.
Goku (DBZ): Pssst!! Hey, wanna see my Dragon Balls?
Seiya (SS): No need to repeat that, I understood perfectly the first time you said it.
#16 (DBZ): Mmmmm...........chicken.
#18 (DBZ): Oh, look at all the beautiful birds!
Vegeta (DBZ): *to Bulma* I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, honey.
Goku (DBZ): Oh I'm not hungry right now, thank you.
Kaoi-sama (DBZ): That's not funny.
Oolong (DBZ): What are panties?
Yamcha (DBZ): Oh GOD Bulma!!! Please don't leave me!! I can't live without you!! I don't know how I'l go on!!!!!
Freeza (DBZ): Are you nuts?!! We can't destroy that planet! There are people people inside!!
Piccolo (DBZ): I have to go to the bathroom.
Vegeta (DBZ): Oh I don't feel like fighting right now. Is that okay with you?
Shiryu (SS): I love Shunrei as a sister.
Freeza (DBZ): Are you nuts?!! We can't destroy that planet!! There are people inside!!!!
Piccolo (DBZ): I have to go to the bathroom.
Vegeta (DBZ): Oh, I don't feel like fighting right now. Is that okay with you?
Shiryu (SS): I love Shunrei as a sister
Hagen (SS): Fine, Hyoga you win! She's all yours.
Saitoh (RK): Oh Golly! You're too kind! But I'm not really THAT good!^^
Saori (SS): Oh Seiya please!! What gives you the idea that I want to sleep with you?? I'm a DECENT girl! I don't go around showing everything around!
Trunks (DBZ): I don't think I'm cute.
Shun (SS): Of course I can! And I don't need any help either!
Anyone from SS: I'm hungry.
Any Saiyajin (DBZ): I'm not hungry.
Krylin (DBZ): *a la Batman, 70's version* Holy Kamehameha, Goku! What are we gonna do now?
Goku (DBZ): *replies to Krylin* Not to worry, Krylin! Kuntou-mobil! Let's go, my fellow sidekick!
Hoji (RK): Dammit Shishio! Go do it yourself!
Darien (SM): I'm gay.
Yahiko (RK): Girls! Yuck!
Shaka (SS): I'm not worthy.
Piccolo (DBZ): It's not easy...being green....