Taiki: ::pulls out his fan mail:: Wow... this is a pretty long letter. I think we better take this one in small doses.

Dear Taiki-sama,

Taiki: Ooh... it's for me. ::grins::

Seiya: Get on with it...

See? You do have fans! I know it must get lonely being the least popular Light, so I wanted you to know that I care. . .in a scary, almost obsessive way. . . I have a Taiki club on Yahoo called "The White Rose," and I still fully intend to make a shrine with all those pics I've collected and have lying around on my hard disk, but so far I've been too lazy, gomen :-P .

Taiki: Aw... how sweet. I love when someone appreciates me. ::smile!::

::Seiya & Yaten roll their eyes::

I haven't got much Taiki stuff yet, because I keep getting outbid for them in auctions, but I do have the Dream Pocket Maker dolly, and a special, custom-made dolly no-one else has! She was handmade from an IRWIN Jupiter dolly, with a face re-paint and hair restyling, and a new hand-made costume of black vinyl to be like your real leather "bondage fuku!" I love both of my dollies very much, and I hope to get more stuff eventually.

Taiki: Wow. She had a Maker doll custom made...

Yaten: "Bondage fuku?"

Seiya: I feel sorry for that Jupiter doll...

Taiki: ::sticks his tongue out at Seiya:: Bi-daaa..

Yaten: "Bondage fuku?!"

Seiya: Real mature Taiki...

Yaten: "Bondage fuku?!!"

I have an addiction to listening to your image song and have been known to play it on repeat play for hours at a time :-) . I know all the words, so I can sing along, but not nearly as well as you, of course!

Taiki: I do have a darn good voice.

Seiya: And the ego emerges...

I've also drawn several Taiki pictures, even a mini-poster one I've put up on my wall, and one that looks like a picture I saw in a dream, too, but I sent that one away in a letter, so I can't show it to anyone, and I've started to write a couple of fics you're in, too, but I have no idea when you'll see those finished, gomen.

Seiya: Hey man, she's dreaming about you!

Taiki: ::blushes::

Yaten: Does she know that if she wants to, she can send her pictures to Rocket-chan (formerly FireFly) and they can be displayed in the Fan Art section?

Rocket: ::pops in and hands Yaten a twenty:: Thanks for the plug.

Sometimes people think I look like you, even though my height is about the same as Yaten's. I want to take advantage of that by talking someone into making the blue zipper uniform for me to wear and getting the proper ponytail eventually, but it'll take a long time to grow that, so don't expect me to bother you with scary look-alike pics anytime soon, tee hee :-) . But I have played you in two different RPGs, one of which is still ongoing :-) . I hope I'm playing well enough to do you justice.

Seiya: Ooh... can we say "stalker?"

Taiki: C'mon... she's just devoted!

Seiya: *cough!* Stalker! *cough!*

Of course, no matter what anyone says, I think you're kawaii and nifty, and have some of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen :-) . Just do smile more, okay? It becomes you. And never let anyone tell you you've got a dumb attack, either, because I find it quite nifty and IRL often threaten to throw uteruses at anyone who's being mean to me; that scares them right off :-) . It must be pretty fun to shout all the time, right?

Taiki: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

Yaten: We'll just hate you for that scary attack.

Seiya: ::doing his best Maker impression:: Staaaar Gentle... Uterus!! ::giggles:: That is fun...!

Now just a few questions: Are you ever going to date Ami, or are you both to shy, or is it the girl/girl thing, or the human/alien thing, or what?

Taiki: Well... Ami's cute and all... and yeah... the girl/girl thing can be confusing... and being a galaxy apart can put a damper on a relationship..

Seiya: ::mumbles:: Tell me about it...

Yaten: Aww...

Taiki: But, to answer your question... I think Ami's got a future with that psychic friend of hers. ::smiles::

What do you think of Ono Hikari's portrayal of you in the Sera-myu?

Taiki: She's great! Absolutely wonderful! And I happen to know for a fact that she's Rocket's favorite Sera Myu actress.

Is Kou the most popular name on your planet, or is it just coincidence all of you are named Kou?

Taiki: Hi. My name is Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Darrel.

Yaten: Gotta love the ol' Newheart jokes...

Taiki: Actually... it's all an amazing coincidence. Takeuchi-sama was great at formulating those. ::smiles::

Do you prefer to be in male or female body form?

Seiya: Ah... the question...

Yaten: Inquiring minds want to know...

Taiki: "To be... or not to be..."

Seiya: That's not the question.

Taiki: Moving on!

Do you want to hug my Pikachu?

Taiki: Sure! Why not?

Seiya: *cough!* Scary stalker! *cough!*

Oh well, that's enough from me. I hope you'll choose to reply my obsessive fan ramblings and not just pass me off as another crazed fan.

Taiki: I enjoy mail from all my fans! Crazed or not...

Seiya: Change the locks?

Yaten: ::nods::

Have a happy day. Ja ne. . .
Best Regards, Naia
(Naia's Web Site)

Taiki: Thanks, Naia-chan!