Seiya: What's in "Ye Olde Maile Bage" today?

Taiki: Mm. It's a letter from an anonymous fan...

Yaten: Oh.. mysterious. Let's read. Shall we?

Seiya: We shall.

To The Three Lights... Hello... hm... I don't really know what to write... My friends think you're so great.

Yaten: Well, that's probably because we are.

Seiya: Yup. We're all that.

Taiki: And a bag of chips.

Seiya & Yaten: ::look oddly at Taiki::

Taiki: What? I'm hip!

I would probably appreciate you guys alot more if darn DIC or whoever would bring the rest of the Sailor Moon Series to NA...

Seiya: Dubbed Three Lights?

Yaten: What would they do about our gender-switching?

Taiki: Twin sisters.

Seiya: Yeech...

Yaten: Please no...

Rocket: ::pops up outta nowhere:: As you can see... I prefer my Three Lights subtitled. DiC's okay... but I shudder to think what they'll do to my boys!

Yaten: Your boys?

Rocket: ::nervous giggle:: Uh...

Seiya: You're showing up an awful lot in our fan mail section.

Rocket: Watch it buster! This was almost a Sailorjupiter shrine!

Seiya: *sigh* Gomen nasai.

Well, anyway, even though I don't understand very much Japanese (though my friend, you know her, the Yaten fanatic- Jasmine-chan translates what she knows), I like your songs... they have um... a nice rythm and stuff...

Seiya: Our songs are awesome.

Taiki: Groovy.

Yaten: Groovy? ::shakes his head::

Let's see... since you don't know who I am, and I know you can't hunt me down... hehe at least I hope not, I hear the tehnology some celebrities have...

Taiki: Paranoia! Boo!

Seiya: Yikes.. you're weird today..

anyway... I would like to talk freely...

Yaten: Speak away, my friend!

Hm... Seiya... I don't have much to say...

Seiya: Oh... well... okay.

Hm... Yaten... well... no never mind...

Yaten: Eh...?

Taiki.... hm.... no same as the others...

Taiki: So much for talking freely.

Gee... this is a boring fan letter... I think I'll just stick with the formality...Thank you oh great and all-mighty Three Lights... I am not worthy,

Seiya: Well. I'm okay with the formality.

Taiki: I think all of our letters should end like that.

Um... Anomynous (did I spell that right?)

Seiya: I dunno...

Yaten: You're the human dictionary, Taiki.

Taiki: Do we have any salt and vinegar chips?

Seiya: ::looks at Yaten with a slightly worried expression:: You think the lack of fan mail has gotten to him?

Yaten: ::giggles:: I dunno. I think it's funny.

By the way... Please can I have an autograph of all of you guys?

Yaten: Sure. Why not? Here you go!

Seiya: Well.. that's it. Thanks for writing Anonymous-san!

Taiki: I found the chips. Do we have any syrup?