"Maybe we should just sell him to the zoo and get it over with."
Akane talking about Genma
Ranma 1/2

"I've got more charm and savoire faire than you, and I'll prove it by beating you up."
Ryu to Ken
Street Fighter II V

Kasumi: Oh, I'm sorry Ryouga, Akane's in the bath right now...
Ryouga: Don't mind if I do. The nakeder the better!
Ranma 1/2

Miyuka: You're crazy!!!
Ryoko: You haven't seen crazy yet!
Tenchi The Movie 2

Mrs. Claus: You're not supposed to bake candy canes.
Elf: Does that go the same for Gum Drops?
Mrs Claus: You didn't....
DING!
Elf: They're done.
-Unknown

"Don't meddle in the affairs of Dragons, cuz, like, you're crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
-Unknown

"Everyone says that this world has problems and needs to be fixed. The world's already been fixed. By a veternarian."
-Quantum Slasher

"If we killed all the stupid people in the world, there'd be no one left alive."
-Quantum Slasher

"To begin the story of a lifetime you first must have a good plot. Then establish several supporting characters, and not to forget the primary hero of the story. Next the protaganist must be introduced and skewerd. Chill then serve cold to your guests."
-Theta, Brother of Quantum Slasher

"People who think they know everything are so freaking annoying to those of us who do know everything."
-Nosferatu

"Toilet Water: Millions of dogs can't be wrong!"
-Quantum Slasher