Bishonen: Aburatsubo (Yes, that's a long one. But you can do it! AAH-BUHR-EHT-SUU-BOH! (and don't you DARE put any stresses into that, you Westerner!)

Anime/manga: Maho Tsukai Tai (trans: I want to be a sorcerer! or: Magic User's Club ::it's a pun::)

Merits: What- other than the fact that he's the only cute guy in the entire freakin' show? Ok, Ok, He's ALSO got the voice actor Koyasu Takehito *girls swoon all around*

The Lowdown: Hooo-kay! Having only seen the OVAs of this series... seen being a liberal term, as this is basically what I "saw"...

Meze: OH MY GOSH! You have to see this sexy guy from Maho Tsukai Tai etcetcetc *blabblab*
Jasut: *sleppy* fine, let's watch it...
Meze: UGH! BORING! Ooou, Aburatsubo! *pauses*
Jasut + Meze: *stare and make coo noises*

Yeah, so somehow I got the gist of the show none-the-less (from watching Aburatsubo scenes)Basically, there are these three girls who are boring but cute and are certainly not going to be seen on this page except maybe in a picture including Aburatsubo and all of these terribly interesting things happen to them, and I'm being boring so let's just take a look at our special friend.

Oh- by the way, in the wonderous American CCS tradition, I shall shorten Aburatsubo's name to something short and unrelated for the duration of this page (for convenience). I herefore dub him... Max.

Max is in love with this Arse-monkey Takeo... I have NO idea why. He looks like Tenchi on ugly pills. And what a horrible personality... or that is, lack of personality. I think his only redeeming quality is his love for the magic club at their school, which he protects rather religiously from the evil Manga Club which seems to be trying to steal their space. But honestly- LOOK at him!

And that's not even a bad picture of him. Let's get a look at those two together some more before we decide whether or not to toss Taeko off to the great burning inferno in my basement (not the heater, sillies, the espece of hell!)

This is a really fun yaoi guy ^_^ This is a big graphic, kiddehs, so you might want to close your eyes at this part- but *whisperwhisper* Max has a wet dream about his arse-ugly crush! He writhes all about and whines MMMM NO WE MUSTN'T!! in typical uke fashion. The arse was hiding in the corner- as if an uke would ever take such inititive. Pf. Stupid person. *shouts* OK! YOU CAN START LISTENING AGAIN ALL THOSE WHO WERE CLOSING YOUR EYES!!!

Ok- here's Los Grandos Plandos. I say we kidnap Kagetsuya from Assian (or Earthian, to those of you not familiar with the CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION!) and from Chihaya, who SO does not deserve him. Max and Kagetsuya will be all happy, things will work out swimmingly, maybe they won't, but they'll have a happy date and maybe in the end Chihaya will freakin' get over his wing fetish and be nice for once!! *huffhuff*

Anywhoo, there's Max in a nutshell. You should see the TV series if you can (my info is based on the subbed OVAs... the series is raw but I've been assured it's much better quality.) The manga is also supposed to be better... I guess someone was just crackin' a leafer when they made the OVAs and didn't get approval from the higher-ups. (I know *I* didn't get any calls.) So- on a sexeh note, HERE'S MAXEH!