This is a dream my sister Nola had, as told to me, the irrepresible Jasut. I think it rather lives up to the traditions of this fine institution.

Nola's Dream

I was sitting on the toilet with one of my brother's toys, and all of a sudden it goes "Pikachu says: you're pregnant!" I threw it across the room, and shouted "These things aren't always right!!" I startd to cry and couldn't talk to my mom."