My favorite yaoi anime/manga!! YAY!!! *heart eyes*

Bishonen: Chihaya and Kagetsuya

Anime/manga: Earthian Warning: Mild Spoilers!

Merits: They're angels fer cripes sake!

The lowdown: A question must be asked: Why does everyone fall in love with Chihaya? Well, to speculate objectively, I must guess it is because of his eyes.

Chihaya is a real cutie.

Take a look at 'em! You see those eyes and think, "Dear Lord, those eyes are freakishly large!" No, you don't, you think "Those are eyes I can trust. Big eyes signify trustworthiness and innocence. Those are eyes the size of tennis balls." Yes, that's right. Chihaya's Cute. Real Cute. As apposed to the less approchable Kagetsuya, about whom one would say..

Waaah!

"AAHHH!!! God, almighty, Bessy, grab the cow and high-tail it outta here that nut's gotta GUN!"

Kagetsuya is probably the more worthwile companion in the long run; however, on a first impression, Chihaya is certainly the more obvious choice.

All right then. We are now Chihaya's friend. Let's note his qualities. He's cute as a button, he can fly, and he... uh... buys cream puffs sometimes. But... he's not a very good fighter, he obsesses, he's not very considerate, and he has a bad habit of trying to rush into danger without noticing the futility (ex: trying to get back into an explodijng building, holding hands with a psyched-out bio-humanoid... the list goes on and on.)

Okay. Chihaya is still our friend, but let's ignore him for a while. Here we have Kagetsuya. See, he's put down his gun.

Kagetsuya: Singin' in the showah, thinkin' 'bout Chihaya, wishin' I was just-a, little better singah... Chihaya: -_-;;

Hmm, and it seems we have caught him at a bad time. Well, let's think about him for a while in the other room. *leaves shower room*

He's gruff, true, and he has a way with a gun that can be a little scarey. But... well, he's got good qualities, too. He fights with the best of 'em, using moves which I doubt even the amazingly-acrobatic Sailor Moon could do, he cooks better than many French resturaunts, he is patient, he is loyal, he is comforting, he is handsome... WAH! I think I may have stumbled upon another Perfect Man!

*sings perfect men song*

Ah, there's only so many men out th-ere

So many are ugly, and have stinky body ha-ir

But now and then you find someone true,

Perfect Men, we laaaahv you!

*end song*

Yes, Kurama and Kagetsuya are now two the only two Perfect Men I know of. Chihaya's cute too. I love Earthian *grin*

Now, what was Kagetsuya freshening up for...?

sweet passionate lahv..

o_O