Hey there! Welcome to the first, and I'm willing to bet only... shrine to Hanagata on the ENTIRE WEB!! *ta-dah!*
Bi... no, no, can't put the bi on there... shonen: Hanagata Something-or-other
Show: Saber Marionette J
Merits: On, my gosh, he is freaking hilareous.
The Lowdown: ooooohkay. Let's take a look at this shonen which I cannot call bi. (bi means pretty, and... well...)
Aaw! He's so kawaii, ne?! No, just kidding. This is actually what he looks like most of the time.
You seeeee, Hanagata is in love with this guy named Otaru, which is pretty understandible, seeing as how he's *whisper, whisper* really the only cute guy in the entire show...
I don't know why people don't like Hanagata. He's pretty much the only reason I don't shake my fist in frustration every time Saber Marionette comes on. He does everything: He pops out of little places, he sneaks into Otaru's room at night and grabs hold of him (which even I say is a little scarey), he wears Otaru pajamas, his "prized posession" is a crystal orb with a hologram of... you guessed it.
I have to tell you all this, though the element of surprise is what makes this scene truely funny. All of the saber marionette dolls decide to either fall in love with him, or that they need to *ahem* experiment on him so that they can be... satisfactory... to their master, Faust-sama. Anyway, they're all getting really into it, and decide to all just go and totally seduce the poor lout. They're popping out of their shirts, etc... and out comes Hanagata, who winds about and says "OTARU! These things are best done man to MAN!!" Then he does this strange dance, where he waves his hips all around... *falls out of chair laughing in rememberance*
Oooh... *wipes tear out of eye
I don't want to read fanfiction in which Otaru and Hanagata are lovers. Er... I can't really say that... I'm just saying I'm not inspired to go out and write fanfiction like that. I don't think that Hanagata deserves any pity, and I rather enjoy the daily pummeling he recieves. Go out and watch Saber Marionette J so that you all may experience the joy of Hanagata.
