Random quizzes!

What do you know about yaoi?!

Anime trivia!

Let's get it on *dances*

1. What does yaoi mean?
A noise you make when you drop something on your foot.
ahm... gay stuff?
an ancronym that basically means no-plot gay porn stuff
you're hitting on me.

2. When you hear the word "Earthian," what do you think of?

Isn't that a 70's disco ballad?
April 22nd
An anime involving two adorable angels named Chihaya and Kagetsuya
one of Mother Earth's evil henchmen"

3. Think fast... what would you do if I shouted "FAH-KAY!!! in the middle of suncoast?!

Run up to me and ask if it was subbed or dubbed
Drop to the floor and hide behind the sales clerks
become shocked at my inside language
Jump on me and start singing "Everybody Shake it Buddy!"

4. Why does the American version of Sailor Moon suck?

Because they made Zoisite a girl
Because they made Michi-darling and Ruka-babe cousins
Two Words: Canadian voiceactors
Transformation scenes edited, random episodes cut, horrible mangling of Moonlight Densetsu...

5. Who was the brilliant artist behind the androgeny that is Earthian?

Yuu Wasate
President Bush
Yun Kouga
no artist.

6. What is the actual relationship between Yuu Yuu Hakusho's Hiei and Kurama?

they are nothing! try Kurama and Yuuske!
just friends
serious couple
Couple with children

7. What is the top/best yaoi website out there?

Anipike
YGIA
Aestheticism
That rose person's list 'o huge yaoi links...

8. Which of the following is an argument for Quatre's heterosexuality?

his singing
his relationship with Trowa
His relationship with Iris
His emotional bond with Sandrock!

9. How do you know that Koji-chan is having a bad day?

He whines more than usual
He's not hungry
Koji... chan...?
He just won't cross dress!

10. What are some clues a random bishonen is, indeed, yaoi?

cherry blossoms keep blowing past their pretty faces!
He cross-dresses, acts effeminate and seems to dislike girls
He confesses his love for another man
He shows little interest in girls, and one girl who might be a possible romantic interest keeps pushing him at guys saying "You're into that, right?!"

11. What will Fox Kids probably do to Dilandau from Escaflowne?

Leave him be, poor thing!
Change him to a her
What's wrong with Dilandau?
Get rid of him

12. How might you know that you're too obsessed with Yaoi stuff/people/etc?

That's the only fanfiction you really enjoy, and spend most of your time at yaoi websites, you rejoice to find that there is professional yaoi literature...
You follow gay couples through Kroger
You dress as a yaoi couple with one of of your best friends for Halloween
You encourage yaoi behavior in your non-yaoi friends.

13. What was your first exposure to yaoi in anime?

This very quiz
I was introduced by raw Kizuna episodes
Well, I saw Sailor Moon, but I didn't know that Zoisite was a *guy* for a long time
My hentai friends forced me to watch Earthain and Fah-Kay until I worshipped it like them.

14. What do people do when they find out how into yaoi you are?

they sob in relief and pull out the ambiguous brown box out from under their bed filled with yaoi anime/manga/fanfics
They tell you that you're a social deviant and ostracize you
they sigh and aviod getting you started on the topic
They're too busy flipping through hentai Gundam Wing yaoi doujinshi to notice

15. What would you do for a brownie?

I'd make one!
I'd reveal my secret bishonen hideout to you and allow you endless hours of joy being a general fluffy observer/voyeur
Not much! I don't like brownies ^_^
Worship the brownie god

That wasn't really a quiz, was it?! XD