Hi there! This is just a shout-out to my homeboys homeboys?... at the JQML! Hi y'all! I talked to Race and Benton about being this site a long time ago. Here's how it went...
Me: Um, guys?
Race + Benton: Yea?
Me: People have been urging me to add you to my site, but so far I've tried to limit myself to... well, "pretty" boys. And you guys aren't bishonens, are you?
Race: I like to describe myself as "ruggedly handsome."
Benton: I've been called "cuddily."
Me: Right. So you guys don't mind... do you...
Race + Benton: Nah...
Then, I realized how foolish I had been! Race and Benton were pretty-- in their own lovely ways. They certainly aren't the conventional yaoi couple, I'll give you that. Here we go!
Bishonens: Race 'n Benton
Show: Jonny Quest, The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
Merits: Oh, come now, surely you jest! The world's top scientist, and his manly, fun-luvin', bukin' bronco ridin' lovah/bodyguard!
Ok... let's start off with the evidence. Everyone knows about the whole Rachael thing... the mystery surrounding her death (in case you DON'T know, and shame on you if you don't!, she... um...died. She was Benton Quest's wife.) And, just a weeny bit later, Race came on the scene. He had blond (white?) hair, and basically swept Benton-darling off his feet. This is my opinion.
They live on their own, private island(Or was it Florida?)(until Maine, that is, which is BS and I do not understand... who'd leave the tropics for some God-forsaken rock in the cold?) All alone... without a woman in sight... Come on, people! They're not fooling ANYONE!
Race is supposed to be a lady's man. Well? I don't see any permanent relationships in his life. Even his wife got dumped after, like, a month (just long enough to produce Jessie, I might say. Quite convenient, I might say. And Estella doesn't look as if she's faring too badly. A few hundreds slipped from Ole Race and poof-- instant daughter. But you didn't hear it from me.
I haven't seen much of Classic Jonny Quest, but I've heard from a very wise person that "the yaoi is really rampant there." I'll leave that to you all to figure out. Until later, I'll leave you with the Good Doctor and his Sexy Bodyguard. Later!
Dr. Quest: Ha, ha, my fame is boundless!
Race: You're so sexy when you're arrogant... grr...
Lights: *dim*
