This is the Magical Grapefruit of Love. It has been bequeathed upon you by someone who thinks youare really cool. This person might be your boyfriend, girlfriend, pal, homie, Hausfrau, neighbor or someone else you don't even know.
This person finds you rather interesting, possibly even attractive, and just generally thinks you're a pretty good excuse to be alive. Whether this person actually IS attracted to you is another question. This is merely a token of affection for you to wonder at and appreciate.
The proper response, upon reciept of the Magical Grapefruit of Love is a hug, or a message of thanks, if this person is too far away to hug within a week of reciept. Basically, the Magical Grapefruit of Love is a way to say "Hey, you're really cool, and I want you to know that." Sorry if you were disappointed that there is no actual citrus fruit contained in this letter. Unfortunately, at the time of writing, that miracle of science that allows grapefruit to travel through telephone lines had not been perfected. But be consoled by the fact that someone thinks you're really a rockin' guy/gal, and would most likely help you out if you had a flat tire somewhere in the same state (or within a one or two hour radius, depending on the size of your state).
The sender of the Magical Grapefruit of Love only asks one thing of you - (besides the aforementioned hug) that you bequeath this Grapefruit of Love on someone else. The Magical Grapefruit of Love grows in power as it is shared, and someday you may recieve this Magical Citrus Entity again. Send it on. Remember the elation you felt the first time you received it? If you send it on, you may feel this again. This is not a chain letter. Nothing bad will happen to you if you don't send it on, but think of the bright spot it might put in the day of someone you think is extra marvy.

I would like to thank my friend in Singapore for sending this to me, wherever he got this. Thanks! If you want to send this to someone special, just highlight the part you want to send out and click on the right mouse button and save the highlighted part. You can then later transfer it to email or write it down to send it off! A quicker way to send it off on email is to highlight the part, and press : Ctrl C to copy and go to your email and do "Ctrl V" to paste it down. Good luck and have fun! Check out the rest of the pages I have!