I can't guarantee this comic won't offend you.  It's got some "innapropriate language" and even some...mature situations(sort of)! oh my! It's not porn and ultraviolence. not by a longshot. But it's not super-clean either. Just keep this in mind before you get angry and mail me death threats.
-Alex
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Chapter 1: a bowl full of ramen and the perfect woman.
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Ramen of Destiny