LORD HENRY FITZROY

Name: Henry Fitzroy

Position: Duke of Richmond, Earl of Nottingham, Earl of Susex, Lord Warden of the Marches, Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, Lord High Admiral of England, Wales, Ireland, Normandy, Gascony and Aquitaine, President of the "Bring Back the Roman Orgy" Society, Charter member of the Drink the Pub Dry League, Master of the Brass Hankie, Founder of the Bad Boys of Court, Future King of England.

Alias: Fitz, Your Highness Lord Dionysos I, thou @#%^&%^&*&#$??^&*$} (usually preceded with, "I care not if thou wouldst be the king of all Fairyland," and post scripted with, "Get thine hands from mine daughter/wine/etc.")

Nationality: English Nobility

Date of Birth: 15 June 1519

Astrological Sign: Cancer with Capricorn rising

Place of Birth: Brighton, England

Height: 5'3" taller when I get the crown.

Weight: With so much cloth of gold who can tell?

Hair Colour: Tudor Red

Eye Colour: Hung-over red

Children: I have no statement at this time

Favorite Sport: 150 yd. Pub-Crawl

Favorite song: Anything to do with drinking, alcohol or wenches

What do you like to do in your spare time: What other Kinds of time are there?

Favorite food: Rubens, they are so foul and smelly that they are heaven

Favorite Colour: Purple like wine, gold like, well, gold and green like England

Favorite Member(s) of Court: Lord Seymour, a man so evil, diabolical, and slippery, I would have him stay always at court just to see him work.

Favorite thing about being in Court: Nigh-Absolute power

If you were a fabric, what kind of fabric would you be?: The type women's chimmies are made of.