LORD ROB ROY

Name: Rob Roy

Position: Duke of Lodge, Laird of Fish, Lord High Scribe of the Royal Court of Scotland

Alias: Fishbob

Nationality: Scottish / German

Date of Birth: 3 December 1495

Astrological Sign: Sagittarius

Place of Birth: Somewhere in the Black Forest of Germany

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 245

Hair Colour: Dark Brown

Eye Colour: Depends on my mood.

Favorite Sport: Wenching

Favorite song: Hot Sex Madrigal in the Middle of My Tights

What do you like to do in your spare time: Wench

Favorite food: Polish kielbasa with sauer kraut!

Favorite Colour: The colour in the bodice of my favorite wench

Favorite Member(s) of Court: All the ladies of the court.

Favorite thing about being in Court: Access to a higher class of wench.

If you were a fabric, what kind of fabric would you be?: Anything stretchy!