4/1 - Adam's House, Playing Trivial Pursuit

"Bingo!  As in you're wrong 'cause the answer is BINGO!" - Andrew

4/2 - Erika's House

"I have a request, can you play Dust in the Wind?  But only the beginning." - Erika

4/3 - Adam's House, Playing video Clue

"Senioritis . . . get it!" - Kathleen, to Lauren

4/5 - Crouse College Lounge

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.  SHUT UP!" - Rebekah

4/7 - Conference call

"No no no, keep your penguins." - Andrew, to Ben
"Chechenya, keep your penguins!" - Kathleen

4/9 - RA Retreat

"Wow, your socks are holey, but in a good place." - Julia Duncan
"Andrew, you're so blue!  Can you help me?" - Kelly Stallard
"It's a bazooka wink!" - Elizabeth Weeler

4/10 - Ben's Car, after seeing The Matrix

"No drug dealing after quiet hours!" - Alyssa

4/11 - Online with Kathleen

"I'm going off on a tangent, more like a secant." - Andrew
"Cnehcvasahas aha about geometry." - Kathleen (in bglowslieth)

The Tower = a tragedy, origin: derived from the tower tarot card which signifies destruction and hopelessness, among other bad things i.e. "That would be the tower" (that sucks).  The ultimate bad thing would be shnineg in the tower!

4/13 - Graham Dining Hall, RA Orientation Class

"Wind is only good if you need it for energy, or if you're a kite, and I'm not a kite, or a windmill, so you can cut it out!" - Alyssa
"Yes, melons can fly." - Alyssa
"If G-d didn't want us to sleep in class, he wouldn't have made those desktops so damn soft!" - Miguel Tarrats
"The potential consequences of drinking alcohol are not as serious as smoking crack or jumping out of a window." - Ajay

4/14 - Music Theory

"Harmonize THIS." - Liu

4/17 - No Borders No Boundaries, playing Scrabble

"I was going to spell 'drugs' but I can't so I'll just spell 'Jeffrey Dennis.'" - Alyssa

4/18 - Miscellaneous

"I need Microsoft Viagra." - Matt (online)
"I need a drink before I sleep with your ugly, one-eyed ass." - Alyssa

4/21 - Eggers Café, the Music Office, and Room 308 after a concert.

"This is not a wrap, it's an unwrap!" - Andrew
"I'm positively spooney over it!" - Mike
"I spoon you not." - Andrew
"Schumannvelopes!" - Amanda McCormick

4/24 - Robotics Lab

"Caution, robots may move without warning." - Sign
Andy (not Andrew): Do we have any other options?
Miriam: You could leave.

4/25 - Randomness

"What would you do without your eyebrows?" - Josh Goldstein (to Kevin Embury)
"I found Des Moines, he's drunk in Puerto Rico!" - Kathleen (online)
"Near death experience by chocolate." - Cricket

4/26 - Outside Kathy's Room

"I'll see you . . . whenever you're lucky, I guess." - Kathy Dorrittie (to Mateo)

4/28 - Online with Sue

"Sounds like a septic tank full of fun!" - Sue