7/1 - Erika's

"You don't need a lot of time, you just need books!" - Erika

7/2 - Rugrats

"The toast is clear." - Tommy Pickles

7/3 - Macy's at the Walt Whitman Mall

"Your shoulder just came off." - Michelle Kurzweil (second quote)
"Stop throwing skin at me!" -- Jenn Skirkanich (First Quote!)

7/4 - Erika's House after fireworks

Erika: How can you use a dictionary to find out how to spell something if you don't know how to spell it?
Sara: This is not Seinfeld, we don't have conversations like this.

7/5 - Adam's

"Pumpkins are not part of the show, my dear." -- Lauren

7/11 - Erika's

Andrew:  Good stories don't need climaxes
Stephanie:  But good sex does.

7/12 - Erika's, again

"Sara and Adam are lost in Nassau County." -- Erika

7/13 - Work, Kim's house

"I make waffles, I'm as innocent as the pure, white snow!" -- Karen from work.

"Wait, wait.  Start over.  Astronauts?" -- Kim
"Here, have a six pack of Jabba the Hutt." -- Lauren

7/14 - Online, Adam's Party

"That bird's not gonna be happy when it rains, unlike Shirley Manson, who is only happy when it rains." -- Alyssa

"Who ate all the pepperoni pizza?  Kim!" -- Lauren
"I'm as subtle as a mallet over the head." -- Erika
"It's the Trapezoidal Republic of Southeastern Montana." -- Andrew

7/15 - Bowling, Gina's Car, Kim's House, Online

"You guys eat too many things that aren't food." -- Gina Cononello (First Quote!)

"Only torsos and legs are in the car . . . and Gina." -- Andrew

"If my life were a movie, I would be the only character and it would be called 'Just the Ten of Us.'" -- Matt

Alyssa:  It's almost my birthday!
Andrew:  It's not "almost" your birthday.
Alyssa:  Well, . . . it's more almost than it would be in February.
Andrew:  It won't be "almost" your birthday until at least 8/1
Alyssa:  Well, my birthday looms on a distant horizon.  Would THAT be
appropriate?
Andrew:  No, THAT would be February.
Alyssa:  DRAT.
Andrew:  It's "nearing" your birthday, I'd say.
Alyssa:  How about a FAR horizon?  That's closer than distant.
Andrew:  FAR sounds farther than distant to me.
Alyssa:  Eh, whatever.

7/17 - Alex's Party

"Whenever a gemini has sex, it's an orgy." -- Andrew

fat guy = pepsi
the power = keys

"Can you get my fat guy from the other room?" -- Kathleen
"The power is not to be taken internally." -- Lauren
"I'm trying to work on my non-slime version of that." -- Kathleen

7/18 - Sara's House, Adam's House

"I'm going to burn Chicago tonight." -- Erika

Types of whores Sara has been tonight (this was in jest):  Magnificent whore, pointless anecdote whore, rowing machine whore, whore whore, recalcitrant whore, Roccocco whore, demanding whore, sarcastic whore, locked-out whore, picky whore, unbelievable whore, backwards walking whore.

"F# just popped out of Matt's mouth." -- Andrew

7/20 - Sara's house

"We have a long tradition of crossdressing." -- Sara

7/21 - The Outback

"There, you don't look so serious with an onion hanging from your ear." -- Sue

7/22 - Matt's house

This quote shall not be posted on the internet at the request of the quotee.

7/23 - Matt's House, the next morning

"I thought, 'where are the pearls and high heels?' but I said, 'Eh?'" -- Sara

7/26 - Adventureland

"If they called it 'Sucks Shit Land' no one would go." -- Jenn Lenihan (First Quote!)

7/29 - Andrew's House, playing "Celebrities"

"Roseanne is neither Barney nor Arnold Schwartzenegger." -- Matt

7/30 - Cross Bronx Expwy (because we were going to Miriam's House, not Great
Adventure! Got it?)

"Eep left." -- Sign
"Maryland!  That's where you're from!" -- Andrew

7/31 - Great Adventure, Kathleen's Car

"Ice cold nothing!  Get your ice cold nothing here!" -- Matt

"Give me one reason to stay here and I'll turn right back around.  But you can't cause you're in New Jersey!" -- Lauren
"You are NOT going commando in my clothing." -- Kathleen
"FUCK YOU NEW  JERSEY!" -- Andrew, Kathleen, Kim, Michelle, and Lauren at various moments upon leaving NJ.