"So, should we tell the bass player which string we knocked out of tune?" =)
How many vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, and the world revolves around him.
How do you make a guitar player turn down?
Give him sheet music
How do you tell when the drummer's platform stand is level?
The drool runs out equally from both sides of his mouth.
What do you call a musician who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The keyboardist does it with his left hand.
How many clarinet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but they may have to look throught the whole box to find just the right bulb.
1st musician to 2nd: "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?
2nd musician: "That was no piccolo, that was my fife!
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What do you yell down the mine shaft before dropping the piano down?
See sharp or be flat!
Why do clarinet players keep their clarinets on the dashboards of their cars?
So they can park in hadicapped spaces!
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A viola burns longer.
What's the difference between the Roto Rooter man and a bassoonist?
When the Roto Rooter man comes through town, he's got a gig.
How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, we're just too cool for that kind of shit.
