THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE
or
The Slave of Duty
Cast
- Richard (a Pirate King)
- Samuel (his Lieutenant)
- Frederic (a Pirate Apprentice)
- Major-General Stanley (of the British Army)
- Edward (a Sergeant of Police)
- Mabel (General Stanley's Youngest Daughter)
- Kate
- Edith (General Stanley's Daughters)
- Ruth (A Piratical Maid-of-all-work)
ACT I
SCENE -- A rocky seashore on the coast of Cornwall. As the
curtain rises groups of pirates are discovered drinking and
playing cards. Samuel, the Pirate Lieutenant, goes from one
group to another filling the cups. Frederic, an apprentice
pirate, is seated in a despondent attitude. Ruth kneels at his
feet.
With the closing notes of this chorus, the Pirate King
congratulates his apprentice Frederic on his successful grasp of
the profession of piracy. Frederic replies that he has done his
best for the pirate band simply because it was his duty, and he
is "the slave of duty." He says that, when he was apprenticed to
the pirates, it was entirely through an error an error that he
refuses to divulge because it would reflect on Ruth.
The latter, however, tells the story. As a stupid nursery maid,
she had apprenticed Frederic to a pirate instead of to a pilot.
When she has finished this disclosure, Ruth is comforted by
Frederic. He tells the pirates of the dilemma he is in-for,
though loving them all individually he is such a slave of duty,
that as soon as his apprenticeship is up, he feels that he must
devote himself to the extermination of them as a band.
The pirates bemoan the fact that they don't seem to be able to
make piracy pay. Frederic says that he knows why, and the Pirate
King reminds him that -- as he is not free from his indentures
till 12 o'clock he must tell them the fault that he sees.
Frederic tells them that they are too tender hearted with their
foes, particularly when they happen to be orphans. (The pirates
themselves are all orphans.) Thus, the word has gone around, and
everyone they attempt to pillage says that he is an orphan.
Ruth comes forward and asks what is to become of her. The Pirate
King says that of course Frederic will take her with him when he
leaves. An amusing argument ensues. Frederic contends that --
as he has never seen another woman -- he does not know whether
Ruth is good looking or not. Ruth assures him that she is. As
Frederic leans toward letting her stay with the pirate band, they
endeavor to coax him to take her. Samuel says -- "Yes there are
the remains of a very fine woman about Ruth." She is handed
backward and forward, first to the Pirate King, then to Frederic,
until she finally remains with the latter. He, in bidding the
pirates good-bye, seeks to have them renounce their trade. The
Pirate King refuses.
The Pirate King, Samuel, and all the pirates except Frederic and
Ruth leave the stage. Ruth begs Frederic to allow her to stay
with him. He questions her regarding her appearance, asking her
to tell him quite frankly whether or not she is beautiful. She
says that she would be deceiving him if she told him otherwise.
At this moment a chorus of girls is heard in the distance.
Frederic springs to the top of a rock to see who is approaching.
He sees "by all that's marvelous, a bevy of beautiful maidens!"
Ruth realizes that her deception has been discovered. Frederic
turns upon her bitterly for lying to him about her pulchritude.
He renounces her, and she leaves in despair. Frederic hides as
the girls approach, singing.
Kate, Edith, Isabel, and all the other girls who have now arrived
on the scene are entranced with the beauty and apparent seclusion
of this seaside spot. They mention the fact that their father,
because of his age, has been left far behind.... But Isabel says,
"Oh, he will be here presently."
The girls now decide to go in wading, and are in the act of
taking off their shoes and stockings, when Frederic comes forward
from the cave. He admits he is a pirate and none of the girls
will marry him to reform him except, finally, Mabel, daughter of
a major-general. Frederic and Mabel make love, the other girls
pretending not to notice.
The pirates enter stealthily, and each embraces a girl for his
bride. At this point Major-General Stanley enters, identifies
himself, and protests the union of his daughter and his wards
with a band of pirates. After Major-General Stanley has
introduced himself to the Pirates, he demands an explanation of
what is transpiring. Samuel tells him that they intend to marry
his daughters.

The General does not recognize their uniform, and is startled to
learn that they are the famous Pirates of Penzance. He says that
he objects to pirates as sons-in-law.... And the Pirate King --
in turn -- retorts that they object to Major-Generals as fathers-
in-law, but they'll waive the objection.
Then the Major-General has an idea. He tells the pirates that he
is an orphan, and asks them if they know what it means to be an
orphan. The pirates are much disgusted seeing their prey slip
through their fingers in this fashion. (They are partial to
orphans -- you know -- because they are all orphans themselves.)
There is an argument between the Pirate King and the General over
a misunderstanding as they confuse the words "often" and
"orphan". Then the Major-General addresses the pirates
explaining the situation in detail, and winning permission to
depart with his wards from the pirates' haven.
ACT II
Scene -- A ruined chapel by moonlight on the estate of
Major-General Stanley. Crumbling pillars and arches at the
sides. Ruined Gothic windows at back. General Stanley is
discovered seated pensively at the right, surrounded by his
daughters; presently Mabel and Frederic join them. Mabel asks
Frederic if he cannot in any way comfort her father. Frederic
asks the General why he sits "in this draughty old ruin." The
reply is that he has come to humble himself before the tombs of
his ancestors in atonement for the lie he told the pirates -- for
he is not an orphan.
Frederic reminds him that he only just purchased this estate,
wondering how he can refer to those buried on it as "his
ancestors." The General answers that he does not know whose
ancestors they are, but that he feels he is their descendant "by
purchase." Frederic endeavors to console him, but is
unsuccessful.
The General learns that Frederic will lead an expedition against
the pirates at eleven o'clock that night. He inquires if
Frederic's followers have arrived.... And the latter replies --
"They are; they only await my orders." So, the General expresses
the desire to give them his blessing, but even in spite of it,
they show great reluctance to leave. Mabel tears herself from
Frederic and departs, followed by her sisters, who try to console
her. The General follows the police.
Frederic remains alone and sits musing on his fate until
interrupted by the appearance of the Pirate King and Ruth at a
window. Instead of shooting him they explain that he is still
bound to them, because having been born on February 29, he has
only served five, and not twenty-one years of his contract --
counting only birthdays, of course. This situation seems to
amuse all three to an extraordinary degree. Frederic exclaims
that, on that basis, he must go with them . . . for "at any cost,
I will do my duty."
Then, he is suddenly reminded that as a member of the pirate
band, he must now divulge the truth about General Stanley. So he
tells the Pirate King that the General only used the orphan story
as a ruse to save himself and his daughters. . . . "General
Stanley is no orphan," he says. "More than that, he never was
one!" Upon this disclosure the Pirate King announces that his
vengeance on General Stanley will be swift and sure. He and his
pirates will attack the General's castle that very night.
Frederic tries to plead with him -- but in vain.
Ruth and the Pirate King depart, and Mabel enters, finding
Frederic alone. He is determined to rejoin the pirates, and
despite her pleading, says farewell after promising to return for
her in 1940, if he lives. Mabel, left alone, decides to be as
dutiful as her lover and she addresses the Sergeant of police
telling him how Frederic, who was to have led the police against
the pirates, has once more joined his old associates. She says
that she loves him all the more for his heroic sacrifice to duty.
But, he has made himself her foe . . . so she will do her duty,
and regard him in that light. She bids the police do theirs . .
. and departs. The policemen do not understand the situation.
But, their "course is clear." They must capture the pirates.
The Sergeant bemoans their daily task of depriving erring
fellow-creatures of liberty.
The Pirates are heard approaching, singing gaily, and the police
conceal themselves. Frederic peers through a keyhole at the
General, who evidently suspects something is afoot. Mabel and
all the general's daughters enter curious to know why he is up so
late.
The Pirates and police struggle, the former winning. The General
is promised swift death for his "orphan" lie, but when it is
disclosed that the Pirates themselves are not orphans but
noblemen gone wrong, everyone forgives everyone else and the
ex-pirates win the girls after all.