...ordering me onto a Restart course
Top job-seeking tips from my Restart course
* there's lots of opportunities for girls to work in private nursing homes
* if you go to college and get some GCSEs then you'll get a good job (like the posh people do
* if you're a woman you can get a job as a cleaner
* it's really good to work for £20 a week (self-employed)
* "I've worked
with the lads from Byker and Elswick so you can't fool me"
(ooh, like, I'm scared)
* "It's nice to have some ladies on the course. Most leave the course early because of the bad language and macho atmosphere"
Interview Reviews
Southwark Council:
It's always off-putting when one of the interviewers laughs hysterically every time you say anything... It wasn't very plush either - a hut that was evidently storing all the stuff (broken chairs, etc) they didn't want in the main building next door. Undrinkable (machine) coffee
PR agency, Soho:
Nicer coffee and plusher surroundings, but full of ponytails
ITN:
Identifiable by all the people who thought they were something special flouncing out of taxis outside. It's probably quite easy to wander around hunting down celebs - reception let me straight in without checking with anyone (which meant that I got the wrong lift and ended up on the wrong floor). Yes, that's me getting stuck in the revolving door behind the 12.30 news
north-east local authority:
Low on social skills, high on grunts. Not very well organised: I nearly ended up giving blood instead of getting interviewed
medium-sized charity, south London:
Down an alley past a bookshop selling old copies of Quim. Felt like I'd stumbled in on a party - lots of old people in the throes of getting pissed
Hackney council:
Got the wrong bus, then (accidently) made the personnel officer fall off a window ledge. Otherwise, just your usual local authority place...
City University:
It might have been alright if I could have found it. Had a nice afternoon at the Barbican Centre though