And now, in conjunction with "The Bulletin from Heaven" and "The Online Ministry of Hubert the Invisible Beaver" we proudly present the world's first one man flashmob...

Live, from Ye Olde Merrie Englande, it's the website of Martin J Burn - an English Atheist. On this site are some articles that I have written, useful links, cutting quotes, home brew Atheist humour and some XG midi files. (To best appreciate the music on this site it is advised to use a Yamaha XG daughterboard, MU series tone generator or XG Softsynth.)

See Hubert - The One, True, Dancing Beaver Deity!!!

***Now with extra added Beaver***

The English Atheist's Online Emporium - buy something or suffer for eternity

*NEW* CLAP! *NEW*

Missus Gumby goes Photoshop bonkers! *Guaranteed laughter for Atheists*

... and joins in with Photoshop - Part Deux! *NEW*

A fistful of emails *Now with extra added emails*

This site is under the constant process of evolution.

*NEW* FLAMEWAR! *NEW*

(Lots of atheist common sense -- and a whole heap of religious in-fighting.)

World-wide Internet time is now:

Contents - Atheism

• Why I am an Atheist
• My favourite quotes - Some old, some new.
• Imagine...
• Miss Wobblybuns
• The Atheism UK club on Yahoo! - Check it out. *MORE MEMBERS NEEDED*
• Show the English Atheist your tits and knockers! *NOW WITH ADDED HOOTERS*
• World Cup News
• Perform your own miracles
• The Automatic Location Finder
• Sir Brian
• LARDASS - The Large Amphibious Rodent Deity Appreciation Society Seminar.
• LARDASS II - the fundamentalist faction.
• The Bulletin from Heaven
• The World's Shortest Religious Books
• The Dancing Beaver God! *Now with extra added Beaver*
• Hi There! - An e-mail exchange...well almost.
• SWAPPALINK - Atheists, let's spread the word.
• The English Atheist's online forum.
• Guest Contributions
• Papal Impropriety - God's naughty messengers.
• TEARWEEP - The English Atheist - Religious Website Excellent Exchange Program.
• ATHEIST FUN! - Bible stickers.
• The things they say - Christians that is.
• God's Third Leg - it's the biggest in the universe!
• Visitor comments
• The English Atheist @ work cam
• Infinity and Hell

• Bits and bobs - My random rants.

• Thoughts - Plus I ask for Christians to pray for me. *RESULTS NOW IN*
• Sing a hymn with Hubert - He's a God you know! *INTERACTIVE*
• Lying for Jesus - an email exchange.
• Well I never... - Random jottings.
• A fistful of emails *Some by genuine christian loonies*
• Guestbook replies.
• Hubert's Page O' Prayer.
• Did you know...?
• Roll of Honour
• Words words words - compare your favourite scriptures.
• Atheist Sports Fans - Do your bit.
• Heavens Angels - God's genocidal messengers.
• Christians - What are your chances of getting into Heaven?
• Reconcile the resurrection! - Dare you take on the challenge?
• Praise the Lord! - Join with me in praising God!
• 16 Questions for Christians - Help me learn about Christianity.
• Visitors - Knock knock, who's there?
• The English Atheist - becomes an ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church!
• The English Atheist's Online Church - Sins forgiven, no confession needed.
• Amazing new discovery!
• Amazing new discovery II
• Hatemail from a christian
• The English Atheist needs YOUR help!
• Competition - Prove your God exists!
• Atheist Adverts
• Got something to say? Then click here.

Email The English Atheist - Feedback welcomed!

Visitor Comments

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(View the OLD Guestbook here)

Contents - Other stuff

• XG Midi - midi files for MU50/DBXG50/MU128.
• Seti - some thoughts on E.T.
• England - It's all here in England it is.
• Take a look at The English Atheist - requires 16 bit colour and a strong stomach (minimum).
• Airport fun - Or, I laughed until I stopped.
• Helpdesk funnies - These are funny too.
• Show the English Atheist your tits!
• Funny stuff.

The Bulletin from Heaven

 

Today's Top Hints and Tips

STOP PRESS

Picture Exclusive

Film Review

TV Listings for today

The Letters Page

The Horoscope Page

 

Goodly links ETC.

• Atheist information for UK Secondary school pupils - a great site for students and non-students alike.
• Seti at home - help to find E.T.
• Professor Stephen Hawking's website - lecture transcripts - brilliant stuff.
• Norm-UK - Men, this site will definitely make you think.
• mrbeaver.net - Beaver Heaven!
• Yamaha XG - download some XG goodies.
• The Drake Equation - is there anyone out there? Go calculate!
• The Internet Infidels library - fantastic site for Atheist articles, transcripts of debates etc.
• The Wasteland of Wonders - great UK Atheism site. This boy is good!
• Interview with an Atheist - Clear, concise, factual. Well worth reading. Brilliant stuff.
• Dear Diary - unload your most private thoughts, and give everyone a peep!
• Courteous Canines - Practical dog training for the rest of us, by Mike Dufort.
• The Onehouse Homepage - How to construct a model rail system - properly.
• Cheer up, it could be worse - but not for these folks. Ouch.
• The Internet Fort Worth Star-Telegram - Online essays and opinion by the agnostic columnist Robert Paul Reyes.
• Have a chat with Jesus! - or even send him an email.
• Have a dance with Jesus! - this boy rocks!
• Ask Jesus! - the Jesus Cam did it for me. Not to be confused with Ask Jeeves.
• Flogging the Bishop - this site is for real, and not for the faint-hearted.

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