John Dutkiewicz, what can we say? He has truly mastered the art of "if I say it exist, somebody will build it." He is best known for his incredible ability to sell things that do not exist. How does he do this? Well, the answer is really very simple. In "Dutkiewiczspeak" it goes like this:

1. Somebody better be working on this!

2. Why don't we do this already, God you people are stupid!

3. I swear, I thought we had this already!

4. I'll just write a letter to Dave Groveunder, that will make things better, or, at least, cover my ass! Click here to download an example of this masterful work!

John, we wouldn't be what we are today without your skills. We continue to appreciate the qualities in you that Sonic just couldn't understand. Their loss (through your termination) was our gain!!! Keep up the um..., err..., "good work!"