By Cheri Hallifax
On the first day of Christmas, my Darlin' gave to me...A rusted pick-up truck.
On the second day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me...two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the third day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the fifth day Of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... five DOUBLEWIDES. four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... eight mounted critters, seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me...nine scratchin hound dogs, eight mounted critters, seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me... ten kissing cousins, nine scratchin hound dogs, eight mounted critters, seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me...eleven chaws of tobacco, ten kissing cousins, nine scratchin hound dogs, eight mounted critters, seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Darlin' gave to me...twelve shiny shot guns, eleven chaws of tobacco, ten kissing cousins, nine scratchin hound dogs, eight mounted critters, seven wrestling tickets, six jugs of sweet-tea, five DOUBLEWIDES... four cars on blocks, three slugs of whiskey, two sausage biscuits, and a rusted pick-up truck.
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