My favourite place, is the toilet. This is where I can get away from everything everyone. It's my time! I can't understand why my hubby and friends complain about my use of toilet paper? Between the two of us we go through 6 rolls a week. I must explain a few things. Firstly, we buy the bulk t.p, it's not the softest, but o.k. Secondly I (being a women) need extra sheets, this one has only 200 sheets per roll. Hence this toilet paper is not very economical. I don't buy Kleenex, because they are destroying the environment(tree logging) and Sorbent is too expensive. So if I'm buying in bulk, why can't I use more of the stuff?
I don't go anywhere without my t.p. I went overseas to China, and I stuffed 2 rolls in my suitcase. Any excursion I went on I took the rolls with me. They are like a security blanket to me. When I go interstate, I tuck a toilet roll under the passenger front seat. I sometimes forget that it's there and when I break the car suddenly, it usually rolls out between my passengers legs. As I was doing private nursing at the time, my client was confused, and she looked at me strangely. I told her that we had just come back from interstate (only a couple of years ago!). I must say that they retain their shape and form very well and they do not absorb moisture like other tissues.
Anyway I can't tell you how attatched I am to my T.p. I would be severly depressed without it. In true Beavis and Butthead fashion, I can truely say (even though it is extremely embarrassing) " I AM ZEE GREAT CORNHOLEIO. I NEED SOME T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE" (You've got to watch us nurses, we have NOOOOO Shame!
Back to sanity now. See you when I'm next in a warped frame of mind...
Sooshie...
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